HEY PEOPLE WERE BAAAACCCKKKK….unfortunately for miroku
Sami-chan: HAHA take that Miroku's my alter ego
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Smi-chan /Kesley-chan:WE would like to dedicate this chapter to our friend Miroku's my alter ego and also our fav reviewer eyeofthetiger ,kissofthedragon U RULE !!!! lol.-
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Alright now for disclaimer :clears throat WE DON'T OWN INUYASHA , SO DON'T SUE US CUZ YOU WOULDN'T GET MUCH -.- but we own the song beside the title ,,so u cant have it !!!!!
OK ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Chapter 3-miroku comes out of the bamboo bush dances in circles and sings miroku comes out of the bamboo bush .lalalalala
Sango looked up and saw Jaken (ha-ha how many of you were expecting that !!!???)
"rin u stupid girl!!!! Stop standing around with rocks you could trip and hit you head then Sesshomaru-sama would only have me" jaken stopped and suddenly looking thoughtful "on second though PLAY IN THE ROCKS ALL YOU WANT!!" just when those words left his mouth a large shadow appeared above him "jaken what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry sesshomaru-sama please forgive me and ill scratch your back for ya !!!"
he pleaded , sesshomaru sighed and kicked jaken to the other side of the forest, he then felt something tugging at is clothes he looked down to see rin …
"Sesshomaru-sama rin found a sango lying in the forest and rin helped her!!!" she smiled really big at her accomplishment .
' A sango ???' he questioned , then he her a moan coming from behind rin
He gently pushed rin out of the way , only to reveal a girl lying on the ground obviously hurt. Rin jumped into his line of view "see sesshomaru-sama rin was right ..Rin wants to keep sango-chan , rin thinks sango-chan is very pretty" , he then stood in deep thought.
Miroku was walking through the forest of bamboo thinking about all the things that were going on when he spotted a girl cutting some bamboo , he smiled coyly and approached her from behind "hello I am a traveling Buddhist monk with a deadly curse which one day will claim my life, so I was …..woonnndderring…. if your would like to be the one who bares my child" as he said that he started to rub her backside The girl tensed and turned around to face the monk , a loud slap could be herd throughout the forest " you stupid hentai!!!!!!" she yelled as she walked away . After miroku's face stopped tingling he came to a conclusion "that's it , that was my last straw , from now on I swear off women forever!!"….when he exited the bamboo patch he found himself in a clearing full of flowers , he suddenly stopped and his jaw almost dropped to the floor he just couldn't believe what he was seeing …..
Inuyasha was on h is way to find kikyo he had sensed her from back at koga's cave when he came to the spot where he thought she was when he spotted kikyo kissing non other than jikatsu inuyasha was in shock "WHAT THE HELL ..JAKOTSU I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!!!???" jakotsu looked up from what he was doing " oh Cutie ..I AM …why..you to dispurse the image "you know your kissing a girl right ??" ..jakotsu looked conffuzzldly at the miko " why no he's not !" ..Inuyasha started to laugh hysterically while falling to the ground "…are …you …blind?" jakotsu looked again at kikyo and his eyes went the size of chocolate covered rice balls ..;;;;;;;SLAP:;;;;
"How dare you lead me on like that!" tears streaked down his face " bankotsu is gunna kill you!!" inuyasha said still laughing , jakotsu ran of screaming about how he was innocent ….
"KAGGOOOMMEE CAN I HAVE SOME MORE FOOD!!!!??"
"whatever you say ……." Kagome said in monotone 'maybe I shouldn't have gone through with the plan …inuyasha was suppose to come get me …OH SHIT now im stuck here' kagome face faulted ..
sesshomaru went over to sango and threw her over his shoulder barbarian style.
"PUT ME DOWN U BaRbArIAn !!!!!!!" she yelled as she kicked him and pounded feebly on his back "Shut up you stupid human!" he semi yelled slapping her on the Ass.
sango stopped punching him and blushed a deep shade of rouge "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE !!!!! YOU PERVERT HENTAI!!" somehow that seemed familiar to her but she brushed it off . Sesshomaru smirked and said "ill touch you wherever I want" sango's eyes went really really big and then she fainted ( Smi-chan : if that were me I don't think I would want to faint after someone said that to me. Kesley-chan: I have to agree but then again I don't think I would have wanted to marry a hentai monk either.) ….
Miroku's jaw dropped at the site that lay before him …..he was standing in a field of flowers with none other than Naraku laying in the field in a thong with little cherubs flying around him throwing flowers all around him singing "Its Raining men" suddenly miroku was glad he had just sworn off women ' I think I could get used to this'. Thoughts of his fiancé far from his mind. Walking towards the dancing half demon in a thong. A twig snapped and Naraku looked up…
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HAHAHAHAHA –Cliffy (AGAIN) don't you just love it when we do that
Miroku- NO I DON'T !!!!!!!! why do you put me through so much pain (tear)
Smi-chan – because we have to !!
Kesley-chan – by the way how do you like being gay miroku!!!!!! (puppy dog face )
Smi-chan –HAHAHAHAHHA
Miroku – Ill get you for this ( takes out knife )
Smi –chan / Kesley-chan – SESSHOMARU-SAMA , INUYASHA-BAKA SAVE US!!!!!
Alright enough of that crap. Please R&R.. The threat still stands. Hope you like it .
Announcer dude: What will happen to miroku and thong man! Will Sesshomaru touch Sango? Is jaken dead? Where's Rin? Will Miroku kill authoresses or will they be saved?
Find out next time on in the end. Does it really matter. We don't think so