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Chapter 8 –answers revealed ……dun dun dun….

"Fine I admit it they are my 'FUZZY-MAN-PANTIES!" Sesshomaru admitted after about an hour of denial, sango snorted trying to hold her laughter in.

"They are very soft, and its not only me, I know for a fact that naraku has a pair just like them only in black" after he said that he immediately regretted it

"And how would you know that naraku has a pair?" Sango asked eyebrow raised.

Sesshomaru sighed, "We go shopping together …"

"Ok.." was all sango could say before she had to walk away unless she wanted to piss herself laughing

Inuyasha still in the place we left him so we will move on……..

Miroku turned to see none other than naraku (well that was predictable come on!)

"I TOLD YOU I SAID NOTHING" miroku was about to cry in sheer embarrassment,

Naraku mustered enough courage and asked

"Miroku, do …you..Want..to..go…shopping…?", miroku only nodded, wiped a tear from his eye, and joined naraku as they literally skipped into town (naraku still in a thong by the way, don't think he realizes)

Kagome woke up once more with a headache, once her eyes focused she looked around and everything looked a little bet smaller 'did I grow last night or something', she tried to bring her hand up to rub her eyes but the were stuck, that's when she took a better look and realized she was attached to a stick in the ground

"WHATS GOING ON?" Kagome screamed

The shriveled up person from the hut came up to her feet "wez are burningz youz me dearz, wez needz a sacraficez for noz reasonz what so everz, hehehehe".

Kagome started to panic "why me though"

"Isnt that a stupidz questionz, helloz NO ONEZ LIKESZ YOUZ!" the shriveled person took a deep breath and contuined

"YOUZ ARE STUPIDZ AND NOT EVENZ NEEDEDZ IN THIS STORYZ SO IM GETTINGZ RIDZ OF YOUZ!"

"Well ok as long as we are clear, HEY WAIT NO, people like me …I think, well hojo does! And what about sango we are friends, miroku likes me, AND MY MOM!"

"Tsk tsk, me dearz, hojo isz a loserz who is just tryingz to findz someonez to lay himz, Mirokuz just likes youz assz, and youz momz just likes you beacusez she haz toz, she secretlyz wishez youz will fallz down the wellz and diez"

Kagome had nothing to say and took her a while to realize she was already engulfed in flames and seconds away from death.

'Inuyasha will save me any second now' kagome thought

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Well no one came and she died, and every one in the village had a party!

Inuyasha managed to remove his face that was glued to Kagura's for a couple minutes; he looked confused and asked, "how come I suddenly feel so happy?"

"I don't know, but I do to all of a sudden.." kagura replied.

They just shrugged and continued to eat each other's faces off.

Miroku and Naraku were walking down the village street after a long day of shopping. Miroku bought 3 pairs of fuzzy-man-panties in blue, naraku bought some clothing after realizing he was in a fuzzy-man-thong then they shared an ice-cream cone (aww) . Miroku looked too see a stick in the middle of the village smoking and ashes were strewn on the ground. "Wow that's so weird I feel so happy all of a sudden"

Naraku looked over "I always feel like that to after a successful panty restock"

Miroku shook his head "its not that it's something else ……..Nope cant figure out what oh well whatever it is it cant be that big of a deal"

Jakotsu was still running, he stopped when he saw something interesting, his naraku running around with some hussy monk!

Jakotsu walked up and slapped miroku in the face "what the hell was that for!"

"That was actually for naraku but if I hit him I would be chopped in half"

Miroku looked to naraku shocked, naraku only nodded and shrugged.

"Naraku who is this …thing…. and why do you have man-panty shopping bags, I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE GOING TO SHOP NEXT WEEK WITH SESSHOMARU?"

Well that's it for now I will update maybe next week or something depending on if I can think of anything else, if you guys have a great idea and want it to show up in the story feel free to comment, other that that Please review!