Hogwarts Talent Show Spectacular

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Of Screeching Banshee's
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After the last performance, everyone was in high anticipation of what the second would bring. Their anticipation was thrown to the ground, and stepped on with one of the stilettos that the girl was wearing. But before they even knew who it was, Fred and George, who had bounded onto the stage moments before, were ready to introduce the girl.

"Wow Luna." Fred mused.

"We certainly didn't expect chops like that-"

"To come from a girl like you! But…"

"Our next performer will be sure to…uhh…"

"Well. She'll do something."

"Singing as well, may we present,"

"Wait, she has a dedication!"

"She would like to dedicate this to her -cough-"

-choke--laugh--sputter-

The audience wascertainly prettyinterested now in just whothe preformerwas and what was making the two Weasly's brust out into laugher.

"We'll let her do this."

"Madame's and Monsouiers"

"May we proudly present to you…"

"Miss laugh Pansy Parkinson!" The two left the stage, still holding back laughter as Pansy gave them a death glare before walking on.

Pansy was not half as stunning as Luna was. Wearing high black stilettos and a much too tight green dress, she looked absolutely horrific. The dress consumed her, squeezing and showing off every flaw and flub of her body, making more then one man cringe and shudder in disgust.

"This is dedicated to the love of my life…my Drakie-poo!" She said, before clearing her throat unattractively and clapping a few times to start the music.

"Uh, uh
Ooh baby
Huh
Dolls

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you

And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home (oh, oh)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair, yeah)
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share (oh, oh)

Huuu...
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying

Look at me (shh!)
You ain't blind
I know I'm on your mind
And I know we'll have a good time

I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me (shh!)

You ain't blind
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand, heeey)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you

If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, oh, friend your secret is
Safe with me (shh!)
(Hot!)

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha"

Pansy threw in a few hip shakes and awful dance moves to accompany her awful voice nails on a chalkboard but worse, before curtesying and walking off, leaving yet another stunned, and shocked audience (though in quite the opposite effects that Luna had left them in). The applause started slowly, and continued slowly and halfheartedly, only loud from the teachers table. The teachers who couldn't give a damn Snape were sitting there, hands over his ears.

"Is it done yet?" He murmered to McGonagall.

"Yes, Servus. It's over." She said, with a half glare, then a smile as she turned back to the stage.

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A/N – I have another Pussycat Dolls song, even though I really can't stand their guts. It just…fits best. So, that was 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls. I hate Pansy, oh, you didn't notice? Fat bitchy cow…

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