Hogwarts Talent Show Spectacular

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Of Redheads and Hahaha's

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Both Luna and Pansy were back in the Great Hall, Luna sitting with friends and being admired, and Pansy…well… The girl was pissed, I can tell you that. People had laughed, pointed, not one single person had said anything at all. Damn Lovegood…showoff bitch.

Fred and George had simply walked on, more applause for them being back then Pansy had gotten after her...terrible preformance.

"Well done…Pansy." Fred lied.

"Don't quit your day job, love."

"Our next performance…"

"Is by somebody Fred and I both know very, very well."

"From the mess in her bedroom…"

"To the sloppy way she eats her eggs."

"So. Clap or we'll get you!"

"Witches and Wizards…"

"Ginny Weasly featuring Blaise Zambini!

"Blaise will be performing later in our show as well. Stay tuned!"

The two left the stage, waving their hands in the air as they did so. Ginny entered the stage, wearing short jeans shorts and a black tank top, and looking HOT. Not beautiful, but with her red hair hanging around her face and her darker blue eyes glistening, two of the boys waiting to perform certainly thought so.

Ginny grinned, did a spin, and Blaise entered, wearing baggy jeans and a tight white undershirt tanktop thing. He had his hair in his eyes as he walked over, nodding to her, glad she had asked him to join her. She had just needed a Slytherin for the part, really. It was so obvious to Luna they liked eachother. Not to them though…

"-Blaise-
It's funny how a man only thinks about the... BEEP!
You got a real big heart, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
You got a real big brains, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
Girl it ain't no pain in me lookin' at ya... BEEP!

-Ginny-
I don't give a... BEEP!
Keep lookin' at my... BEEP!
'Cos it don't mean a thing if you lookin' at my... BEEP!
Hah, I'ma do my thing, while you playin' with ya... BEEP!
Hahahahahaha

Every boy's the same, since up in the seventh grade
They've been tryin' to get with me, tryin' to (hahaha hahaha)
They always got a plan, to be my one and only man
Wanna hold me with their hands, wanna (hahaha hahaha)

I keep turnin' them down, but they always come around
Askin' me to go around, that's not the way it's goin' down
'Cos they only want, only want my (hahaha hahaha)
Only want what they want, but (nahaha nahaha)

-Blaise-
It's funny how a man only thinks about the... BEEP!
You got a real big heart, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
You got a real big brains, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
Girl it ain't no pain in me lookin' at ya... BEEP!

-Ginny-
I don't give a... BEEP!
Keep lookin' at my... BEEP!
'Cos it don't mean a thing if you lookin' at my... BEEP!
Hah, I'ma do my thing, while you playin' with ya... BEEP!
Hahahahahaha

Do you know that "no" don't mean "yes", means "no"?
So just hold up, wait a minute, let me put my two cents in, and one!
Just be patient, don't be rushin' like ya anxioushin', and two
You're just too aggressive, tryin' to get your (ah...)

Do you know that I know?
And I don't wanna go there
They only want, only want my (hahaha hahaha)
Only want what they want, but (nahaha nahaha)

-Blaise-
It's funny how a man only thinks about the... BEEP!
You got a real big heart, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
You got a real big brains, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
Girl it ain't no pain in me lookin' at ya... BEEP!

-Ginny-
I don't give a... BEEP!
Keep lookin' at my... BEEP!
'Cos it don't mean a thing if you lookin' at my... BEEP!
Hah, I'ma do my thing, while you playin' with ya... BEEP!
Hahahahahaha

Ooh, you got it bad, I can tell
You want it bad, but don't yell
But what you got from me is somethin' I
Somethin' I don't need
(Hey)

-Blaise-
It's funny how a man only thinks about the... BEEP!
You got a real big heart, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
You got a real big brains, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
Girl it ain't no pain in me lookin' at ya... BEEP!

-Ginny-
I don't give a... BEEP!
Keep lookin' at my... BEEP!
'Cos it don't mean a thing if you lookin' at my... BEEP!
Hah, I'ma do my thing, while you playin' with ya... BEEP!
Hahahahahaha

-Blaise-
It's funny how a man only thinks about the... BEEP!
You got a real big heart, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
You got a real big brains, but I'm lookin' at ya... BEEP!
Girl it ain't no pain in me lookin' at ya... BEEP!

-Ginny-
I don't give a... BEEP!
Keep lookin' at my... BEEP!
'Cos it don't mean a thing if you lookin' at my... BEEP!
Hah, I'ma do my thing, while you playin' with ya... BEEP!
Hahahahahah!

Beep!"

They finished, and Ginny did little jazz hands thing, Blaise a 'gangsta' word peace-out. Everybody erupted into cheers right away, a few boys had slipped out to fix some little…problems. Somebody started a chant, which involved many hot sweaty boys shouting "Gin-ny! Gin-ny!" While pumping their fists in the air. She threw her arms in the air, linked arms with Blaise, and pulled him off the stage.

"Wow." A surprised Dean Thomas whispered to where he thought Seamus was sitting. "That was-" He turned his head. "Seamus? Where did you go?" He demanded.

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A/N- That's my other Pussycat Dolls song. I…love Beep. It's so…catchy. And just…ugh. Shoot me, please?

'Beep' by The Pussycat Dolls

DarkPrincessMalfoy

Mehgie-Eggo

P.S. My first story ever to get above 3 chapters! WH()()T! Okay. I'm going to write the 5th. Review PLEASE. xD