Reene here folks, saving all the random stories we started on my account on the school network, sezzi says hi, but her tinternet is down so I'm uploading,plus they're n my computer.. oh well.
After Rose and the Doctor had left Jack stood up and looked around warily. The whole station seemed eerily quiet, he assumed that was because everyone else was dead, though why he wasn't he didn't know, he assumed the Doctor had something to do with that.
"Wonder where they keep the food.." mused Jack then a voice from behind him bleeped
"Will you be my friend?"
Meanwhile in the TARDIS..
"I
still say you're not the Doctor."
"How many times Rose! I
am the sodding Doctor! I regenerenerenerenr…." He shook his head
"Regenerated!"
"What had never happened till you'd met my mum?" Asked Rose the Doctor rolled his eyes,
"I'd never been slapped by someone's mum, happy?"
"Very." There was a pause "er Doctor….."
"What?"
"We forgot Jack…"
"……….crap."
Meanwhile……..
"w-who?"
Jack stuttered.
"You, will you be my friend? I don't have any
friends…." The voice said.
Jack turned round slowly……..and
screamed like a little girl when he saw the Dalek.
"Awww….I'm
sad now." Said the Dalek.
Two hours later
Jack
was sure he had been sent to some twisted version of his own personal
hell, not only were his
least-favourite-in-the-whole-sodding-multiverse life forms stuck on
the station with him, they were acting like barney and he was
currently hiding on the set of how not to decorate – he was curled
up in a wallpaper cupboard and rocking back and forth while muttering
"find the Doctor, he'll know what to do" over and over
again.
"………Lets all sing the Barney song." One of the
Daleks suggested.
" No,Teletubbies!"
"Exterminate. We
will sing Barney."
"…but I wanna sing Bob the
Builder…."
"Exterminate. We WILL sing Barney, got
it?"
"……but I wanna sing Postman.."
"EXTERMINATE!
WE WILL SING BARNEY, CAPICHE!"
There
were mumbles of yes all round.
"Right, one, two, three "I love
you, you love me…."
Jack screamed silently.
As time went by the number of Daleks continued to decrease, the main subtraction of their numbers was the Barney war at which point all the supporters of other shows were exterminated, Jack was still hiding in the wallpaper cupboard three days later when the TARDIS appeared.
A
head with a hat on, and a long scarf wrapped round its neck stuck his
head out.
It looked round, spotted Jack and the Daleks, and looked
at his watch. He looked back up, looking sheepish, "whoops, wrong
series, sorry to bother you" waved and shut the door. The TARDIS
disappeared.
Jack, who had looked over the door of his hidey hole sunk down inside once more just as the current TARDIS appeared and Rose stepped out.
"R..Rose?"
"Hi Jack.. You ok?"
"Ye..yeah… where's the Doctor….?"
"……..currently
trying to find his trench coat I believe."
"Eh?"
"You'll
see."
"What? Rose… what's going on.. Why am I not dead?" Rose turned round from the step into the TARDIS
"Why? Do you want to be?" a very Doctorish expression crossed Rose's Face...
yeah... we may finish it at somepoint, we don't own it and it's been abandoned for aeons.. oh well.