Hogwarts Talent Show Spectacular

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Of Losing Control
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Fred and George re-entered the stage, both randomly going 'Beep' into their mics. "Any boy does that too ya, Gin, we'll take care of the bastard." Fred said into the microphone as the stream of boys who had left during the performance came back into the great hall. Seamus was one of them.

"Man, where were you?" Dean said with a frown.

"Heh…" Was all the Irish boy responded.

"Now…" George started, looking at the list in his hand, then laughing again. Fred took the list.

"The next performance is also someone close to us…"

"Though, his room is a bigger mess-"

"And he's a bigger slob!"

"Signours et Signorita's…"

"Ron Weasly!"

Fred and George left the stage as Ron entered. He was wearing an outfit similar to Blaise's. Pants that fell under his butt, showing off red polka dotted boxers, making more then a few cringe in disgust, and a few shout "Pull up your pants!". He was also wearing an extremely tight white tee-shirt, with 'bling'. Yes, 'bling'. Large chains with huge pendants. One, a flashing R. Another a flashing W. A large $ sign and some dog tags. Ron looked completely ridiculous, with mic in hand. "Yo." He said into it, pulling out a few more laughs until the hall was silent.

Then the music started, and Ron began. The words were different then what everyone expected, but certainly capturing.

"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment

Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin' how, everybody's jokin' now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLOW!

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad

But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it

He knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't colapse on him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

The soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping

This world is mine for the taking, make me king

As we move toward a, new world order

A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post-mortar

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter

Lonely roads, god only knows he's grown farther from home

He's no father, he goes home and barely knows his own daughter

But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water

These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

He nose dove and sold nada

So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partner

But the beat goes on da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage

Tear this mothafuckin' roof off like 2 dogs caged

I was playin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin', stepped writin' the next cypher

Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get by with my nine to five

And I can't provide the right type of life for my family

Cuz man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers

And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer

This is my life, and these times are so hard

And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus

Teetertotter caught up between bein a father and a prima donna

Baby mama drama screamin on and too much for me to wanna

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony

Has gotten me to the point I'm like a snail

I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot

Success is my only mothafuckin' option, failure's not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go

I cannot grow old in Salem's lot

So here I go with my shot, feet fail me not

This may be the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

You can do anything you set your mind to, man"

It was certainly a startling performance. The crowd erupted as Ron threw his hand in the air, pulling a break dance spin thing. Though Ron's hands were a little sweaty, and he felt like he was going to barf, he kept his cool and walked off.

"Did you see that?" Whispered Patil to Parvati.

"Yeah. Ron just…wow. He was good!" She whispered back.

"I know. But Harry's so much better."

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

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A/N – So. Whatdaya think? The intermission is going to be a separate chapter. Oh. And sorry I didn't fix te spacing and crap. I couldn't be bothered. So I'm thinking this'll come out with twelve chapters.

Intro

4 performances

Intermission

4 performances

Prologue

So. Yeah. That was 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem.

Hehe.

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