Satisfaction Not Guaranteed (CCS Version)
Chap. 3 Shocks and Sakura
a/n: Yay! Sakura's finally here. Well, not really, but kinda- you'll see what I mean. Yeah, I confuse myself a lot. lol. Enjoy!
disclaimer: I don't own CCS.
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Hello? It's Eriol.
Are you there yet?
Where? In Paris?
Don't kid around Hiragizawa, you know perfectly well what I mean.
Don't you mean where?
Hiragizawa…
Sorry. Yes, I am at Sushi House, but the person's not here yet.
I don't like people that aren't punctual.
So then who do you like?
…
Fine. You don't have to growl at me.
You know, I don't think I can trust your instincts on this lawyer. Leave your phone on because I want to hear everything you say.
Got it, boss man. Oh hey, Meiling's here. I'm just going to leave the phone face up, ok?
You better not hang up…
Hey Eriol! What's up?
Hey. I'm just waiting for our lawyer applicant. Syaoran doesn't like whoever it is very much so far because they aren't punctual.
Oh. Well, Syaoran has to like me.
Of course he likes you. You are his cousin.
Yep, and his future lawyer!
Excuse me?
I said I am his cousin and future lawyer!
What?
Do I have to repeat myself again?
WAIT, WHAT? Hiragizawa, give her the damn phone so I can talk to her!
Hey, Syaoran. Or should I say future business partner!
Don't squeal! What do you mean you're my lawyer? You graduated last out of your class! You wrote that you were the top of your class?
Yes, I am! I am the richest, classiest person there. I meant social standings of course. Anyway, I was serious. You're not going to find anyone else and I did learn a thing or two there.
Li, she is the best we've got.
Stay out of this Hiragizawa. All right. Does this show you how desperate I am? You can help us. M-mail me, since I am in Tokyo right now, and we'll talk about the case. DON'T forget!
I wo-… Did he just hang up on me?
You get used to it.
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To: My cousin
From: Your cousin
Sub: What do you think?
Hi, Syaoran. See, I didn't forget.
Anyways, what's the case about? I know you're getting sued for sexual harassment, but that's about all I know.
Mei
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To: Waster of
From: My Time
Sub:-
You volunteer to represent me when you don't even know the case? It's as if getting a lawyer was worse then not having one. All right, listen, because I'm not saying this twice.
I, apparently, 'sexually harassed' the sister of the worker man that was supposed to install the programs to the company's SparkleShell, who didn't even do it correctly, or at all.Understand? I didn't even harass her! All I did was compliment (she should be honored! I don't compliment!) her on her skirt length (I could see her thong) and then 'accidentally' drop my paperwork on the ground so I could bend over and look under it to see the color of the sexy little thing (it was red). I didn't even touch her!
Syaoran
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To: Um…
From: My bad
Sub: Never mind…
What I said about not touching her. My conscious told me- Ok fine, Yamazaki told me to tell you exactly what happened because we're in a church. He's one to talk with all of his lies. Well, everything I said was true, except after I saw her thong, I reached my hands up to her, pulled her down and kissed her, and pulled her on my lap and tried to give her a hickey on her boob. Her fault she wears such low cut stuff. In my defense, my hormones were acting up. I haven't been with a girl in a week!
Not my fault Syaoran
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To: Gross
From: Grossed out
Sub: ...EW!
Li, there are some things that should be kept private. That was one of them! You really don't know why you're being sued, huh. Well, sonny boy, you're lucky I know something about clothing manufactures. You know Shay International? The people that made your SparkleShell? Well, they have a sub clothing division- Sharpay NY that brings in over seventy-five percent of their income. It's their biggest part of the company.They have a huge rivalry with Rendezvous in Luxury. If we can get Rendezvous in Luxury to merge with you guys, they might back off (there's no way even the best lawyers will win you this case, dude) because they know they can't come out on top with Rendezvous in Luxury against them.
Oh and how would you like to know what I did to guys? Then you might know how it felt to read your m-mail! Gross! I'm still shuddering.
From I feel like I want to hurl.
By the way, one week? You're a sad, sad person? Have you no dignity or self restraint?
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To: Maker of
From: A good idea?
Sub: …Wow.
If a company sends you a something bot mail, that means the robots checked it right? Either way, that sounds good (that feels so strange to say…), so I'll meet you in my office on Thursday at 5:00 when I come back.
From I hope Thursday will never come
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Hi there. You've reached the voice mail of Tomoyo. Leave your name and number, and I'll be sure to call you back! Thanks! BEEP!
It's Mei, Tomo. I got Syaoran to agree with my idea to merge with Rendezvous in Luxury. I love that place! Do you think they'll give us free stuff once we merge?
Hey Tomoyo. Do you think that- No, no honey. Just wait for a few seconds, okay? - Sorry, I'm babysitting Natasha. Oh, um, do you think that- Tasha, just a few seconds- Do you think that- No, Natasha, give me the phone back!- Hi Toomooyoo, it's Tasha, and I wants you to meets dollies! This is Francolin and this is Michelle, and this is- Oh no! Uncle Eriol, I really gots to- BEEP!
Sorry Tomo, I wanted to- No, Natasha, don't pee on my shoes!
Okay, I cleaned up the stuff and Natasha's asleep. It's Eriol. Do you think that a person that I really liked would-?
Hello?
Tomoyo?
Yeah, I um just heard the message and picked up. So what about a person that you really liked?
Well, you see, I really like her, and I don't think she likes me back…
Yes, I do.
Excuse me?
I said I bet they do.
Oh, did Meiling tell you she liked me?
Of course- Wait, Meiling?
Yeah, I really like her!
Yes, she does. I have to go, bye.
Wait, Tomo are you okay?
…
She hung up?
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Hey, you've reached the voicemail of Chi! Name and number, and I'll try to get back to you. BEEP!
Chi, he likes Meiling. I…I… well, actually I just finished crying and I just really need to talk to you. I'm going to call Mei and tell her something, but only after I stop stuttering. Ha. Me stuttering. I was the one that used to help people when they needed something. Well, thanks, Chi. Call or M-Mail me, please?
Hey, do you miss me? It's Yamazaki. By the way, did you know that in Tokyo they suck on their toes to honor their dead? I love you!
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It's the one and only Meiling! Talk to me. BEEP!
Mei? I happen to know the vice-president of Rendezvous in Luxury. It's my friend Sakura. I can beg her to come down here, so you can meet her. She's one of my best friends. I think you'll really like her. Just like how Eriol really likes you. I hope you guys are happy together.
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To: Crying person
From: Tissue
Sub: What are tissues for?
Hey, I'll be right over, all right? And then you can cry some more. Because sometimes, sometimes, I think crying is the only thing a person can do.
Chi
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You're talking to Li. I assume you are somewhat important, seeing as you got my number. BEEP!
Tomoyo knows the V.P.! This is going to be a snap!
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a/n:The Tokyo stuff Yamazaki said isn't true. At least I don't think it is.
R&R! It'd mean a LOT to me. Much thanks!