Little Author's Note I forgot to put in the beginning: AU Season 7/8: No "Lost City," but "Heroes" did occur
"…remember to warn us like that next time…" Jack finished as he arrived in the Briefing room. Something weird was going on here. He thought to himself. His voice…what had happened to his voice? And…he felt…weird. The way he had felt when he had been in Teal'c's body with Junior moving around inside him. And he felt like his skin was stretching. It was just plain weird.
Three additional beams of light appeared, disappearing a short time later and leaving the other members of SG-1 in their places. Jack just gawked at them.
"Sam? Is everything okay?" Daniel asked, seemingly in the large Jaffa's body, looking toward the place where Jack stood.
"What?" Carter's voice responded as he tried to communicate with the person who had seemed to ask him the question.
"O'Neill, what has occurred?" Teal'c asked, looking through Daniel's glasses toward Sam.
"Teal'c…what's going on here?" Sam asked, now inhabiting the body of her commanding officer and the father of her child.
Jack looked down to find the expanded belly that carried his child within…connected to his own body- which was distinctly feminine in form. "Holy cow!"
"Guys…" Daniel asked, almost afraid for anyone to admit what was going on.
"I think Thor pushed the wrong button." Sam said, with a tiny smile of nervousness.
"Ya think?" Jack asked, looking at the…man in front of him.
"SG-1, how was your visit with the Asgard High Council?" Hammond asked, walking into the room.
"Oh, it wasn't without its setbacks…sir." Jack said, the feminine voice emanating from his…no, Carter's lips…still making him feel odd.
"Major Carter?" He asked, confused.
"Over here." Sam said, waving Jack's calloused hand.
"What the hell happened?"
"We think Thor pushed the wrong button." Daniel said, using some of Teal'c's lesser-used facial muscles to portray a wry smile.
Major General George Hammond's eyes widened in horror. "Let's get you to the infirmary. Immediately!"
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"Well, sir, from the blood tests that we ran, they are SG-1." Dr. Brightman said, seriously. "And from the EKGs that we ran, we came to the same conclusion. Their consciousnesses and bodies, however, are in confusion."
"You can say that again." Jack said, rubbing where the baby's foot stuck out, making his rounded stomach have an odd angle, causing him some discomfort.
"I don't know what to do other than to try and contact Thor." She said, returning her gaze to the base commander.
"So…who is whom?" General Hammond asked, almost afraid to hear the answer.
"I'm Colonel Jack O'Neill." The pregnant woman said, raising her hand.
The gray-haired man raised his hand. "And I am Major Samantha Carter."
The burly Jaffa raised his hand. "And I'm Dr. Daniel Jackson."
"I am Teal'c." The brown-haired man said as his glasses started slipping down his face.
They do not pay me enough to handle this kind of thing… George Hammond thought to himself. "Okay. Just to try to keep the base working at its usual amount of proficiency, let's keep you confined to one of the VIP suites. If need be, we can open that up to two, but the last thing any of us needs is a thousand airmen running past the Gate room, entering the briefing room or casually stopping by any one of your offices to catch a glimpse at this."
"Yes, sir." Sam said, standing at attention almost instantly.
"Yeah…whatever." Jack said, sitting on the bed, arching his back to compensate for the added mass in his stomach area.
"As you wish, General Hammond." Teal'c said, bowing his brown-haired head in his typical fashion.
"Yes, sir." Daniel said, folding his intensely muscular arms across his chest.