Disclaimer. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
" Hi my name is Tea and I have a problem. I am addicted to donuts and friendship and this is ruining my life. Do you know how it feels to walk by a total and complete stranger and not only want them as your friend but feel like that if they don't want to be friends with you that they should be killed in a vat of high fructose corn syrup?"
" Good now how do u feel when u do throw the person into the vat of high fructose corn syrup?" asked Tea's new found " Friend" Dr. Manwhore.
" I feel freaking hungry how else will I feel. So then after I throw them into their evil corn sryrupy doom I go out and have 2 Canoli's and a decaff mocha latte. I mean a girl has to hold onto her figure." Answered Tea stroking her 400-pound body.
" Yes speaking of keeping your figure. Do you happen to have a special someone in your life? asked Dr. Manwhore soon realizing what Cheez Whiz could do for his hair.
" Actually I do. His name is Yami. He is 4,000 years old and is the alter ego of a ten year old." Replied Tea eyeing the ups guy. " Hello honey want some fries to go with that shake," yelled Tea.
" Looks like you already had all of the fries." Said the Ups guy walking off onto the escalator and then plummeting to his doom."
As Tea rushed down to assist her fallen sugar daddy (rushed off being as fast as a 400 pound teen can go) she soon saw he was dead. Then, started to make out with him. Then as Dr. Manwhore rushed down to see what was happening Tea said a horrible and copyrighted thing.
" I make out with dead people." Said the new necrophiliac Tea.