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Syaoran's Girl
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a/n: Oh my goodness, SO SO SO sorry for not updating any sooner. My competer was just acting horrible. So to make it up to any readers I have left, after the actual chapter, I wrote a little something extra just for you. So hope you enjoy!
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Wake up, Li!
Ugh. What time is it?
It's exactly 6:57. Get up!
Why? I'm going back to sleep.
Fine, Li, you leave me no choice.
What are you going to do, Ahh! Ha ha ha!
I needed to go to desperate measures!
Ok, fine, stop tickling me! I'll get up!
Good boy. Hmm...I'm talking to you like you're my pet or something.
I'll be your sex pet.
Hmm...
I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that.
Deal.
Well, I'm going to go wash up. Get ready, I want to take you somewhere.
All right.
You know, you can stop following me into the bathtub now.
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Help me! Where am I? HELP! SOMEONE, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
Oh my goodness, how can he still talk through that scarf?
I don't know, Tomo-
Ahem...
Oh, sorry Mei-oh sorry again, I mean Red Bird. Anyway, Tomo- I mean Purple Bird, oh I don't know.
Stupid bird, just be quiet. I'm driving.
I thought I was Blue Bird?
Ahem.
Sorry. Quieting.
HELP!
Red, were the handcuffs really neecessary? I mean, you touched his dick whil trying to get it on.
Hey! My dick is pretty hot! And big! Oh, HELP!
You know no one can hear you, right? We're in a car!
So? HELP!
Hey, Blue, didn't you tie down your hubby once while you guys were screwing each other?
Too shy to answer?
Shh. I'm not allowed to talk.
Oh my goodness. You can talk, ok?
Oh. Ok! Well, yeah, I tied him down-
That's kind of hard to believe.
Be quiet, Red, drivers can't talk.
Did you just tell me to be quiet?
HELP! Oh, you know what? My friend Yamizaki and his wife always tie each other down when they're doing it.
Oh really? Blue, you ok? You're turning kind of red...
Dude, do you tell all your kidnappers about your friend's love life?
Yes, because I thought that you would feel sorry for me.
I would feel sorry for your friends having the time of their life screwing each other.
See!
I was being sarcastic.
You know, you remind me of my ex. She was sarcastic, too, and evil, and controlling,
Oh really? Well, what do you know, we're here. Take him out girls. Time for him to see his kidnappers.
First, if we're at a deserted garage and you girls want to rape me, do it with three hours between each one, please? I hurt. Oh good, you're taking my blindfold- Mei? Tomoyo? Chiharu? Hi, girls! Umm...Oh look, we're at the LogiTech. They have great coffee you know...You look like you're going to kill me, Mei.
Oh, yes I will, with my sarcastic wit and evil hands because I obviously control your life!
Eriol always says stupid things. Mei, just calm down. Actually, then again, that's not going to work. Chi, tie her down, will you?
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Are you ready yet?
You know, Kinomoto, you sure could use the exra time in the bathroom...
Yes, because I need time to pluck all my nose hairs, too, and practice sucking in my stomach. I really am going to find out your weight. You look bigger.
Every body part cou- Hey what are you doing in here? Couldn't get enough of me last night?
I liked your nose hairs the best.
Huh?
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To: T. Yamizaki
From: E. Hiragizawa
Sub: HELP!
Oh dear God, you wife scares me (not as much as Mei and Tomoyo, thank goodness)! They are obsessed. With what, you say? With bringing Kinomoto and Syaoran together, that's what. They want me to do whatever I can to help them, because they say I know Syaoran the best. Help me get out of this! I would be invading into his personal life for this! And that's rude!
Hiragizawa
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To: The person I feel sorry for
From: The person that doesn't care enough to help
Sub: Hehehe
Ha. That's funny, man. Yeah, I heard Chi talking about that. I think they're going to name themselves Syaoran's Angels. I was about to laugh when I heard it, but it sounded kind of hot after a couple of seconds. Did you know that the word 'hot' comes from Egypt when a lowly servant tried to touch his beautiful, sexy queen and got burned in the process? That's why sexy girls are hot.
Yamizaki
By the way, me and Chi were hearing it up in the bed last nigh, but when I took out the, well, ropes, cause I thought they were freakisly dirty and sexy, she turned all red and ran in out kitchen completely, well, I don't want you to know how naked she was. But it was a pretty picture. That I don't want you to think about. So I'll just stop talking about it. But it wasn't so hot when she started throwing up...I wonder why. Hey, so you think that Kinomoto would buy a tomoto that automatically makes a person stop talking? Pretty genuis. If I could make one. Interesting...
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Big Guy: Hey.
MidnightRendezvous: Li? You brought your laptop?
BigGuy: Of course not. I'm on my phone. Just like you are because you didn't bring a laptop, and if you did, I don't think you'd bring it in the restroom of a train. Besides, didn't you see me walk out of your apartment with nothing?
MidnightRendezvous: Are you that bored to have to do this while I'm doing my business? And I told you that you looked a little bulky this morning in the stomach area, so you could have put it in there.
BigGuy: I would help you with your busines, but I don't want you to kick my ass, but if you lick it instead...And I am not bulky, I still only weigh 177 pounds. And most of it's muscle.
MidnightRendezvous: First, if you really wanted to help me with my business, all you hadto do was ask- I'd pee on you instead of the toilet any day. 177, huh? Told you I'd get your weight out of you one of these days. Never knew it'd be so soon though.
BigGuy: I'm not going to answer your business proposition. Or the weight one.
MidnightRendezvous: Are you looking through my purse?
BigGuy: Of course not! That would be an invasion of privacy! I would never stoop that low!
MidnightRendezvous has just signed off.
Ahem.
Oh. Hi Kinomoto. Um...
Uh huh. I would never stoop that low, it's an invasion of privacy!
You're right. I'd stoop lower.
See, I made you smile.
So, a tampon? Always figured you would be a little more cranky when this happened.
Ok, smile's gone.
I think I'll just shut up.
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To: The person that will be in a car accident someday
From: The person who drove the car
Sub: Some friend you are
Yamizaki
Thanks man. You're a real help. But, I'll forget about it. You're funeral's coming up soon anyway.
From I beat four men at one, what makes you think I can't take you Hiragizawa
About your sex problem: Not helping you. Who's sexless now?
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Chi, are you done in there yet?
Hold your horses. I'm almost ready.
Tasha's, ouch, getting a tad. ouch, impatient. She really wants to go to he fair NOW. Her foot's the most, ouch, impatient.
She's your neice!You figure out something!
What are you doing in there anyway? Ouch!
I'm, uh, doing my, um, make up? Got to cover up those big old bags!
What's wrong? And what's that sound? You sound sick. Are you, ouch, ok?
Nothing's wrong, and I'm not sick, it's my hair getting stuck in the toilet!
You know, last time you said that something was ugly was the time you had, well, a nasty problem, remember? And you do know that you're a horrible liar, right?
No, see, I'm fine and ready, all out the bathroom, with all my hair. Let's go.
If you say so...
How'd you get Natasha to be quiet?
I told her that if she went outside and saw a hotdog shaped cloud, her hand would magically grow all the way up to it and grab it. And when she ate it, it would hot-dog cotton candy. She raced right out.
When she's older, I hope she's pretty.
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To: Li Corp. Employees. A-H, I-R, S-Z
From: E. Hiragizawa, Li Corp., V.P.
Sub: Well...
Assuming that Li will indeed be gone because of his little rendezvous with Miss. Kinomoto (Any bets that you would like to raise, go on ahead), I will be taking over his position for now. Yes, it is not authorized, but Li would probably let me. I think. But, as my first mission as your C.E.O is to buy some identical desk to replace his original one that we (R.O.L.D) will take in three days ( the 27th), so get ready members. Because we still have to hack into his office.
E. Hiragizawa
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Kinomoto, you took me t work with you? On the day before Christmas Eve? I thought you'd take me somewhere to get my present! If you're working, can I go look around or something? That six hour delay makes my sexy legs sore.
Oh, be quiet. You sound like such a four year old. That delay was actually perfect timing. Don't look so confused. Come on, I'll show you.
You aren't even open today.
How'd you know?
You're sign says so.
You can read French?
Yeah, pretty well.
That's pretty hot. That really turns me on.
Really?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
I thought after I said really, you'd answer with no or something.
Are you blushing? Aww...And now you're turning away from me. You're so adorable sometimes.
You know what; Just do what you came her to do!
You're beat red! Alright, I'll stop.
You're not breaking and entering are you? Because if you are, and the police come, I'll, I'll...
You'll what?
I'll try and help you get out of it.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Um...
Well...
Oh, it's open. And I'm not breaking and entering. What good boss of a company does that?
You've done it?
It was for a good cause! I locked myself into the bathroom and couldn't get out, so I jumped through the window and had to break into the front doors cause I was the only one in the building!
That doesn't turn you on, does it.
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It's Tomoyo. Leave your name and number, and I'll do my best to call you back! BEEP!
Hey, Tomo? Listen, I made resevations for me and Mei tomorrow night at that swanky French plave on Fifth, but we're kind of broken up. and I don't want to ask her, so will you go with me? I'd really appriciate it, and I know how much you wanted to try that place, but you couldn't because it was too expensive. So that's why I didn't cancel the reservation. So, will you come? Oh, and thisis Eriol, in case you didn't know. BEEP!
Tomoyo? It's Chi. I really need your help, um, I think I'm, I'm... I'm coming Natasha. Never mind, Tomo. I'll have to tell you later. BEEP!
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Kinomoto, can you un-blindfold me now?
No, just wait. I think you'll like it.
Why'd it just get so cold?
We just stepped outside, you sissy.
Are you going to un-blindfold me now?
Yeah. Are you ready?
Of course I'm- Wow.
Do you like it? I was going to wait until tomorrow, since it's Christmas, but I figured you would probably want to do something with someone else.
How'd you know that peonies are my favorite flower? There's got to be at least a thousand in these vases and strung up there. And how did you get those lights inside them? And this song, it's my favorite, too, just like how I only like these candles. How did you know?
Do you know how you sound? You're like a kindergartner getting his first gold star. It's really cute. Um, but really, that day you went shopping with me, you told me so much about yourself, and your childhood that I'm kind of surprised that you wouldn't think that I wouldn't remember your favorite stuff. You told me that every Christmas you'd always have to work- no work or surprises or presents, so I made this. Sorry that it's at my workplace, though. My apartment would be too small.
You're so amazing.
You're really close right now.
I can get closer, but only if you want.
Your husky voice is really hot.
Sakura...
Yes...Syaoran.
I want to be your boyfriend.
What.
I want you to be mine.
Did you know that I knew that you were going to ask me out?
You did? Why are we whispering?
Because. Just because. But yes I did. And I was going to say no because you're such a jerk to everyone else except me.
What about now? I'll be nicer. For you.
Now I don't know. Ir's really hard to say no with you being so...near me.
Then say yes.
Why?
Because I love you.
I, I... Mmm.
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This is Hiragizawa. You can leave your name and number, but I probably won't call you back. Unless your name is Tomoyo. Then that's a different story. BEEP!
Eriol? Yes my name is Tomoyo. I'd love to go to the restaurant with you, but I'm paying for what I order. No questions asked, ok? I can't wait! BEEP!
Well, sir, since my name's not Tomoyo, I guess I can't give you the million dollars you've just-
What do you want Yamizaki?
You sound happy?
So what if I am?
Did you get free porn again?
No, better. but what did you want?
Oh nothing. I'm just a little worried. Chi's been in the bathroom a lot.
You know it could be her, well, you know. Time.
No, it's not. It was two weeks ago. I remember because that night-
Don't need to know, man.
Completely understand. Oh, she's out now. See you in, I don't know, a couple of days?
Probably. Bye.
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How much times have you kissed a guy?
I don't know. Why?
Because you were really good.
Wow. This coming from 'I'm the sexiest man alive, so girls just line up to kiss me.'
Damn right.
I have a question. Why do you want to date me? You could have any girl you wanted.
Because I've never been so attracted to someone this much before. And I like the feeling.
So I'm a test subject?
Not even close, Sakura. You're so much more than that to me. I love you, remember?
Did I leave you speechless? Start talking.After all,your mouth was the first thing I feel in love with.
Syaoran?
Yeah?
Can I kiss you?
You don't even have to ask, babe.
Can I touch you?
Again, no need for asking.
Can I love you?
Sakura?
Yes?
I sure hope so.
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Chi are you ok? I wouldn't have let you go on thatride with me and Trisha if I knew you were going to barf!
Honey?
Yes?
I'm pregnant.
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a/n: Okay, since the chapter's done, here's the little one-ish page something. It's the Sakura/Syaoran scene written in, idk, actual writing? I don't know what you would call it. But I loved that scene a lot, and I couldn't discribe it very well without descriptions, so I wrote this to make it better for you guys.
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"Kinomoto, can you un-blindfold me?" Li complained, again. Sakura sighed. If this wasn't so important to her, she had a feeling that she'd probably just walk him off the roof onve they got there. But then, she'd probably jump right after him to catch him, because she wouldn't want him to get hurt.
"Just wait, a little. I think you'll like it." She answered for what had to bet the hundredth time. She looked at him, all tense, but relaxed at the same time. The tense part, mainly his shoulder, made Sakura have an urge to massage it, just so he would be completely peaceful. But they he'd look even more like an angel. She opened the door to the roof, and made sure he didn't hurt himself.
Why'd it get so cold?" Sakura was so busy staring at him, that she didn't notice that he was shivering. She smiled. He was such a baby.
"We just went outside, you big sissy." Sakura giggled.
"Kinomoto, are you going to take this thing off now?" He started to get a little annoyed. Well, actually, he was a little annoyed when she out the blindfold on. Now he was, well, very annoyed.
"Sakura got directly in front of him and started untying the know in the back. "Yes. Are you ready?" Her hand dilly-dallied in his hair. It was so soft.
"Of course I'm re- Wow." There was a small table in the cented with a sigle candle on it, next to some plates with peony petals all over them, and a wine bottle, completemented by a vase of peonies. Peonies were also strung from the poles with little lights in them, making them look like little floating rain-bow colored fairies sustained in the white, starry skies. Candles were also placed around everywhere, and Syaoran noticed that it was his favorite and only scent that he liked, and that the music that was playing was his favorite song.
Sakura smiled. He liked it. She had woke up at three today to set everything up here. "How did you konw that I liked peonies and cherry scented blossom candles? There's got to be at least a thousand peonies here!"
"You told m so musch about you and your childhood on that day that we went shopping, that I'm surprised that your surprised that I wouldn't remember." Sakura smiled ta him. Li returned the warm smile and stepped closed to her.
"You're so amazing." He said huskily. His amber eyes were locked to her emerald ones.
You're really close." It was true- they couldn't have been more than a centimeter apart.
"I can come closer, if you want." Sakura nodded, and he stepped as close as he could, completely closeing the space between them. His arm wrapped around her waist and he bent down so their noses touched.
"You know, I love your husky voice. It's really hot." Her voice was down to a whisper. He was that intoxicating.
"Sakura?" Sakura's eyes widened. She was scared about how happy him calling her that made her feel.
"Yes?" She mumbled. She looked down.
"I want to be your boyfriend." She looked up again. Her eyes questioned his.
"Why?" She said it so silently, that she thought he might not have heard her. But he did.
"Because I love you." It was that simple. He closed his eyes and bent even more down to kiss her. But before, he paused for a second, waiting for something to say that he could continue. He felt her coming closer and nod a bit, as if she could read what he was thinking. She did want this, too. He touched her lips gently, barely, with his lips, moving them ever so slightly and softly. She was doing the same. They lingered on thie for a couple of seconds, before Syaoran. his manly dominance and hormones taking over, started to part his mouth and kiss her a little more deeply. So, he was extremely exhilaarated when she parted her lips for him to come in. He held her with both arms, while five of her fingers were lost in his hair, and the other five was playing wih the part of his bare chest that was showing from his shirt. Their tongues, now in the dance, danced with each other, as if they had been doing it for years. Syaoran had never kissed a girl with this much passion before and he had never been responded to so purely. They again, even his sex life wasn't as amazing as this one kiss.
After a couple of minutes, they broke the kiss panting for air while leaning on each other's forehead for support. "That was amazing, Syaoran."Sakura said sweetly. He smiled. She was s sexy.
"Same here. Makes me wonder how many guys you've kissed before..."
"Syaoran!"
"Sorry!" They looked at each other and laughed.
"But I have a question."
"Ok."
Sakura took a breath. "Why'd you choose me, out of all the girls you could have?"
"Because I've never been so attracted to someone before. And I like the feeling."
Sakura felt her heart pang. "So, I'm just a test subject."
"You're so much more than that to me, Sakura." It was so romantic, with all th caldles and music playing. But then again, they could be in a dump and Sakuta would still think it was the best day of her life.
"Syaoran, can I kiss you?" Syaoran smirked. She looked so innocent saying it.
"You don't even have to ask, babe."
"Can I touch you?"
"Again, don't need to ask."
"Can I love you?" Sakura stood on her tiptoes, so they were face to face. Syaoran couldn't help noticing that their lips were a hair apart.
"Sakura, I really hope so."
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a/n: Well, that's it. Again, super duper sorry for the long wait. I'll try to update sooner- but I'm not making any promises.
Reviews motivation! lol. And plus,I do want to know what you'd like for me to improve on and stuff.
Anyway, toodles!
xoxo
Rendezvous in Paris1892