Satisfaction Not Guaranteed

Chapter 13. Sorta

So, Mr. Hiragizawa, what pleasure do I have of seeing you. Again.

Oh, Dr. Hedrick, since you helped me so much when I was going through that…rough time…in high school, I thought that maybe you could help me out again.

Oh yes. Of course I remember your problem. You thought you were having your period.

Shh! You're not supposed to say that out loud! When you see red in the toilet bowl, you don't think of your supposed to be best friends dumping cranberry juice in there as a prank everyday of the week! You think of period!

As a self-respecting man?

Yes. Besides. That ordeal has taught me to check the toilet bowl every time I go.

Yes I know. You've told me that everyday on the phone for a month after the ordeal.

You know I'm paying you five hundred dollars to help me, right? I could leave any minute.

Did you pay already?

…Yeah.

It's non-refundable.

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AHHH!

My ears! They're exploding!

Shut up Li and let us be happy for him. You know has your cousin, I command you to be happy for him! Oh my God Yamizaki, you'll let us know how it goes, right?

Yeah, you better. Oh my, Chi will be so happy!

Sakura, why'd you drag me here?

Shut up Syaoran! How are you going to ask her, Yamizaki?

I, well, I was planning on-

He's obviously going to tell her the world is going to explode if she refuses to say yes….

Shut up, Mr. Li!

Naoko? Since when have you been calling him Mr. Li?

Oh. Well. I was planning on getting a job working for him soon.

But who cares about a job right now?

She hasn't said yes yet…

Oh are you nervous?

How cute!

Aww…I wish I had a boyfriend this adorable.

I'm leaving!

Shut up Li!

But he's just going to ask her if he can go to the baby sessions with her! How special is that?

Aren't you leaving?

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All right. So…there's this woman…

Ahh…Did she tell you that only women can have period?

No. My sex-ed teacher told me that. But anyway, she told me that she loved me. And I kind of blew her off. What can I do?

Wait. You got a woman to fall in love. With you? Does she know about the period incident?

You just don't let things go, do you?

Not when they're as priceless as that.

No, really, I need help.

All right. Fine. I'll pretend I've never met you. So you blew her off, right? Is that because you don't love her. And you didn't want to answer?

You see, that's it…I…don't know if I love her or not.

Tell me how you feel around her.

I, well, I feel really comfortable around her. I mean, comfortable enough to pick my nose right in front of her face! And I'll, I'll never lie to her…and I would completely regret it if I had never met her…

And how long have you been seeing her?

Not very long…two or three weeks, maybe? But you see, these all the feelings that I've had when we were friends way before we went out.

I think you can figure the rest on your own, Mr. Hiragizawa.

You trust me that much?

No, but your session is over. Good bye.

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Hey Eriol, where have you been? I was worried…

Tomoyo…I…

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a/n: Yeahh. Short and sweet, huh? Well, the reason is...After re-reading all of it...I've decided that this fic needs a lot of editing...it's hard to tie all the ends that I've started...so a lot of the stuff is just a bunch of random moments. So...it'll probably take me a month or two on this one...editing the chapters one by one...but I'll try to make it worth it...so feel free to check on it every so often...cause by the timeI'm done...the storyline might be a little different. But just a little: D

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