Disclaimer: Twisted Badger does not own Jakotsu, or Bankotsu. Although, she wishes she does, she lies in bed, dreaming about what she would do if she owned Jakotsu and-
-THWAP-
T.B: Enjoy.
'I'm sorry, but due to a family death, I cannot continue this fanfiction. I know most of you are going to be mad at me, but, my husband's current death has caused tremendous pain. I loved him so much, and now he is gone. If I were to write anything else, I would probably kill off all my characters.
I am so sorry again, but let your imagination do the rest for my beloved fanfiction. If I ever move on, maybe I will try to update it…sorry, again. But, I doubt I'll be able to update anytime soon, I'm a single mother, raising 3 children…I'll try. Although, we weren't rich to begin with...And, he didn't leave us any money behind...
We're so scared now...He was always happy, and cheerful, and without him, there is no opptomism in our small family. My mother's dead...and, my dad left me at a young age. He never had any family he liked to talk about...So, we're completely-'
Jakotsu's brow began to twitch for the second time that week.
A death? A fucking death, eh?
He brought his knees up to his chest, and sighed.
What a bitch.
What a selfish bitch.
He sat there, glaring at the screen for a while, before a scream echoed throughout his shared apartment.
Bankotsu, who was currently lying in his bathtub, with bits of bubbles floating around him, jumped out.
…Jakotsu? Is he okay?
He thought, as he bounced out of the tub, and out of the bathroom. Rushing towards Jakotsu's bedroom.
"Jakotsu- I heard you scream are you okay!"
He asked, the words piling together.
The older man turned and looked at him, before smirking.
"Well, I am now."
"…anou?"
Before Bankotsu could realize he'd run out of the bathroom naked, he was pinned under a horny, and desperate older teen.
"…JAKOTSU!"
He yelled.
After 15 minutes of fighting with Jakotsu, Bankotsu had still managed to find the older teen hovering above him.
"…Jakotsu. I'm warning you."
"Bankotsu…Can't I have a little fun?"
"No."
"Anou sa…"
"I'm serious. Get. Off."
"…Would it be a bad time to say I'm greiving?"
"…Huh?"
"I'm unstable. I'm mourning. "
"…Jakotsu. Why would you tell me this now?"
"…So you would feel sorry for me, and love me?"
The younger man twitched.
"Jakotsu."
"…Bankotsu?"
Said man, sighed, obviously annoyed.
"Okay. Fine. Tell me what's wrong."
"…Well…If you insist. You know the fanfiction you read yesterday?"
Blush.
"…..yeah?"
"….She said she's not going to finish it."
"…"
Jakotsu handed Bankotsu another tissue box,
"…Are you sure you're okay?"
"Just peachy."
"…Well…Bankotsu?"
"…yah?"
"Are peaches happy fruits?"
"…What?"
"…Well, you said you were peachy."
Bankotsu looked at him curiously, was his friend really…That stupid?
"…It's an expression."
"…Oh. Right! Well, I'm happy you stopped crying."
Bankotsu blushed. Great. Now, the readers would know he was a baby…
"If it makes you feel any better, Bankotsu-Chan, I ALMOST cried, after I read it…"
Jakotsu smiled, although attempting to hide his dissapointment. Bankotsu had a fluffy white towel wrapped around his waist now, and had stopped clinging onto him.
"…Jakotsu?"
"…Hai?"
"…Nothing. Nevermind."
Jakotsu tilted his head, looking at him weirdly.
"…Bankotsu, what's up?"
" I said nevermind."
"I know what'll cheer you up!"
"Hm?"
"…We could act out the rest of the fanfiction!"
"…What do you mean?"
"…Wow. Bankotsu, you're rather stupid today."
He giggled, before continuing.
"She ended the fanfiction, writing about how you were about to admit your feelings to me!"
"…So, you want me to do what I think would have happened next in the fanfiction?"
"Mmhm!"
"But….In the fanfiction you crossdress."
"…Hmm…I guess we'll have to go shopping first!"
"…You have got to be kidding."
"Nope. I'm pretty serious."
Bankotsu looked at him incredously, muttering the same words over, and over, in his head.
'ohshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit'
Then, Jakotsu, as though reading his mind, and attempting to find other ways to make his young bishonen blush, said,
"…And, we HAVE to add in a lemon."
"…Lemon?"
"You'll see."
TBC
xDD
Inuyasha: You are such a hypacrit.
T.B: …Eh?
Inuyasha: Don't you have a fanfiction waiting to be updated?
T.B: …Ummmmm….Ehe…
Inuyasha: -glares- You're going to get hate-mail.
T.B: AM NOT! Moreover, you just want me to update it, because you want to see what happens with Jakotsu, and you.
Inuyasha: Do not make me hit you.
T.B: -evil cackle- Or, maybe, I should make it so you wear a pink frilly dress in the next chapter?
Inuyasha: …What is it with, authors and making characters wear pink frilly dresses?
T.B: Mwahahahahahaha!
Inuyasha: Second thought, you can take as much time as you want for the fanfiction.