DISCLAIMER: She does not own Inuyasha. Or its characters, that of which includes; Jakotsu, Bankotsu, and the other Band of Seven members.

Inuyasha: -glaring holes at author-

Author: O.o Uh…I have a present for you!

Inuyasha: …What?

Author: -throws him a muffin-

Inuyasha: …Muffin….? MUFFIN! –Pounce-

Author: -laughs and points-

Disclaimer: Honestly, am I the ONLY mature one here?

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Hello, my name is Bankotsu.

I'm 18, and work on a hit series, called, 'Inuyasha'.

"Anou sa….Bankotsu…"

This is my cross-dressing, homosexual, best-friend, who currently wants to get into my pants.

His name is Jakotsu.

He also works on the series, 'Inuyasha'.

"You promised me a lemon! Mou…"

"Heh. Bankotsu, you should just give him the lemon already. You DID promise."

That is Mukotsu, he hasn't been in this story yet, but, the author decided to add him.

He also works on the show Inuyasha.

He's a pervert, but, luckily for me, he's as straight as a board.

"Heh. Bankotsu. I can't believe you didn't know what a lemon was…Although, it's not your fault…Of course it's his fault. No, it's not. I mean, you're not as perverted as others, you're still young. Heh! What young man wouldn't read a lemon? He's an idiot! He's not an idiot! He is an idiot!"

That's Suikotsu.

He's schizophrenic.

We don't know why we keep him around; he's just fun as hell to watch.

"…Whatever. Can you all shut-up? I'm trying to do my homework. And, maybe actually pass this semester."

The one shoved something up his ass, is Renkotsu.

Sure, he's smart.

But, he's a prick.

But, he can get us out of any tough situation we find ourselves in.

"…Geesh. Renkotsu's right, we better stick to studying."

That is Ginkotsu, Renkotsu's right-hand man.

Umm. And, he's cool.

I really don't know him that much.

We don't talk.

"….mmmm…yum…smack….mmmm"

The one currently trying to stuff all those marshmallows in his mouth is Kyoukotsu.

He likes to eat.

Especially food he doesn't pay for.

"…You guys are mean. I just wanted to convince Bankotsu to have a lemon with me!"

Oh, and, the reason for this chapter is,

I wanted to make something clear.

"First of all Jakotsu, you can't HAVE a lemon with someone. That's grammatically wrong, you read, or write lemons. You have sex."

"…Shut-up Renkotsu. You're a bitch."

"Great come-back, idiot."

"…Anou sa! I'm going to get Kyoukotsu to eat you!"

Although in other fanfictions you may have Jakotsu fuck me. Or, the other way around, that's not how it'll work in this fanfiction.

I will not, touch him, like that.

The occasional pat on the shoulder is all the sex he's getting from me.

"Don't you roll your eyes at me!"

"Geesh, Renkotsu let's just study."

And, another thing.

Why am I always on bottom in fanfictions?

I mean, I'm not gay.

But, if I were…

I would be on top. Not the other way around.

Don't I look seme?

"…Waaah! Mukotsu! Bankotsu's ignoring me!"

"Oh, Jakotsu. He's just mentally debating whether he's going to have sex with you or not."

"Oh! That makes sense! Although…I don't think it should take him this long to make a decision."

I should look seme!

Well, more seme than a cross dresser!

Not, that there's anything wrong with that.

"Heh. Idiot, he's just being polite. I bet he's already decided 'no'."

"…Oh, yah Renkotsu? Well! Well! You're bald!"

AND! ANOTHER THING!

What is it with you people and wanting me to have sex with him!

There are over 10 fanfictions of us…doing…THAT!

"Well, you're not getting any."

"Well, you have a stick shoved up your ass!"

"You wish YOU had a stick shoved up your ass!"

I bet you're all reading this waiting for a lemon, huh?

Well, there's not going to be one!

No!

Never!

I won't let-

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We interrupt this fanfiction for a lemon.

"NO! WAIT! I SAID NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"

Shut-up Bankotsu.

"STOP! OR I'LL TELL THE READERS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!"

...Shut-up.

"She-"

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Shit.

I don't know how he managed to pin me down, with my wrists above me had, and his legs around my waist…

But, he did it!

And, as soon as he did, did anyone bother to help me?

No!

They walked out the door with a final

"We'll leave you two alone." (Mukotsu)

"Don't forget to use protection! …Wait, you don't really think they'll actually do THAT! Of course I do…Heh." (Suikotsu)

Everyone else didn't bother to say anything.

I think this would be the right moment, to try to persuade Jakotsu to get off me.

"…Jakotsu?"

"Oh. Now you're talking to me."

He was mad.

"…Jakotsu…Listen, why don't we-"

If looks could kill, I'd be dead seven times already.

"…Jakotsu!"

"…Bankotsu…You don't love me anymore."

"…When did I love you?"

"…Well, a few nights ago, you were drunk and…"

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-A Few Nights Ago-

"Hahahah! Wow! This is great!"

Jakotsu giggled,

"You're drunk!"

"I am not."

He stuck out his tongue at the older man.

"Yes you are!"

"No way…"

"Yah way!"

And, after a few moments, Bankotsu wrapped his arms around Jakotsu's neck and whispered huskily into his ear.

"I love you so much…"

Jakotsu's eyes widened, and before he could answer him, Bankotsu laughed, and yelled out,

"I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS!"

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-Currently-

"Jakotsu, I was drunk."

I wouldn't call him an idiot.

That was Renkotsu's job.

But, I never said I wouldn't tell you he was an idiot.

"…What's your point?"

Okay, can you be stupid-er than an idiot?

"…Ah! Jakotsu! Are you serious?"

"Very!"

To think, all this started because of some, stupid, un-updated…

'PING.

You've Got Mail.'

He looked over at the computer, and I just sat there, not really able to move.

Then, he let go of my wrists, and got up.

I looked at him curiously.

Was he actually going to leave me on the floor, while he checked his mail?

"…Bankotsu"

His eyes lit up, as though he were a child opening- Or, as though he were himself on Christmas Eve.

"Huh? Jakotsu what the-"

If you thought that was weird, you'll love this.

At that exact moment, he screamed at the top of his lungs.

It wasn't an,

"OH MY GOD. ALIENS ARE COMING."

Scream.

It was more of a,

"…OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! JOHNNY DEPP JUST WALKED INTO THAT STORE!"

Scream.

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-Downstairs-

"Oh, it sounds like Jakotsu's enjoying himself!"

Mukotsu began to laugh, his weird, twisted, clown laugh.

"Oh God. Why did we even choose to study here anyway?"

"Geesh. We can always go back to your place Renkotsu."

Renkotsu nodded in agreement, and began to pack his things.

"…Heh. I bet that was a scream of despair, as Bankotsu impales him. The crimson would stain the carpet, and Jakotsu wouldn't refuse him, because…D-Do you think that's what's really happening? Of course I do! You idiot Doctor!"

"…I wonder what Bankotsu-oo-aniki has in his fridge…"

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I walked over to the computer, and my heart began to pound in relief.

You would never believe me if I told you, but, after all that

The Fanfiction WAS updated.

"Hahahahaha! Read this Bankotsu! It's great! Hahahahaha! THAT BITCH! SHE KNEW I WAS GOING TO KICK HER ASS IF SHE DIDN'T UPDATE!"

Sweat drop.

"Shall we?"

I asked, although, I have no idea why I did.

Jakotsu nodded, and smirked.

"There's only one chair though, you're going to have to sit in my lap."

Only one thought entered my head at that remark.

…Why me?

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Author: I don't know if I should add anymore. I like this ending.

Jak: I don't. Add another one, where we actually DO get together.

Bankotsu: I don't think so. This was a good ending! It was humorous, and I liked it!

Mukotsu: -evil cackle- WELL, I agree with Jakotsu on this one. Except in the next chapter, don't forget to write in about how the chicks always go for me.

Renkotsu: Don't include me in the next chapter.

Ginkotsu: Geesh.

Author: …Kyoukotsu…? YOU CAN'T EAT THE COMPUTER! BACK AWAY! I NEED THAT TOO-