Chapter 3 The Randomness Begins and Ends

Me: I do not own Lilo and Stitch characters, their owned by Disney.

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Keon looked up towards the black coated person.

"Who are you?" Keon asked.

The Teen pulled back his hood revealing his face, He had blue eyes, and black spiky hair that went backwards.

"I am the Ultimate being of the world, I am Zerox! (Zeer-ox) the author of this story and your No!" He explained.

"Wait your part of the Organization ?" Angel exclaimed.

"Duh where else would I get this awesome coat from?" Zerox said.

"Um excuse me I'm bleeding here!" Keon yelled.

"Ahem… Keon and Company Angel told me what you did so you all will pay!"

"Oh man that's messed up." Stitch complained.

(2 Hours later.)

Keon and everyone were hanging on shackles in a dungeon like room.

"Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way." Angel suggested. "All you have to do is apologize and I'll let you go."

"That's it? Well Sorry." Keon said weakly. "Yea sorry." everyone else added.

Stitch remained silent.

"Well?" Angel said.

"Never." Stitch yelled. "I will never give up my dignity!"

"Stitch just apologize." Zerox said.

"NEVER!"

"Fine as punishment you must eat…"

Suddenly pleakly came in.(I swear he's gay…)

"I have to eat what?" Stitch asked.

"Pleakley's chocolate surprise." Angel yelled while adding a maniacal laugh.

"The surprise is it's not chocolate." The cheerful queer bob said.

" OH MY GOD!" Stitch screamed so loud it broke his shackles freeing him so he cam escape.

"Darn it, Nemesis destroy him." Angel ordered.

"STARS!" Was his only reply.

" Oh fine, Zerox, Jill please." Angel asked.

Zerox snapped his fingers and made Jill appear in shackles.

"FINISH HER!" Zerox yelled in a Mortal Kombat tone of voice. Suddenly the fatality music came on. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Nemesis began to beat Jill with a combo then started to hit her faster until she finally exploded.

"Nemesis wins… BRUTALITY!" Zerox yelled. (I never got to pull that off in trilogy.)

"Umm I'm not even going to ask, but stitch is getting away." Keon pointed out.

"No prob." Zerox said as he pulled out his Boost Mobile cell phone and dialed a few numbers and put his phone on speaker.

(Pickup)

"Yo Zerox where you at?" A voice exploded from the phone. "Yo axel (I don't own him) I need a favor, I need somebody taken care of." Zerox said with a smirk.

(Meanwhile with stitch)

"Phew I'm safe." Stitch said while panting.

Suddenly axel walked in front of stitch.

"Simply amazing Stitch!" Axel said.

"Axel!" Stitch replied.

"You really do remember me this time, well I'm so FLATTERED!" Axel said making flames around stitch. "But you're too late!"

Stitch reached behind him and…… did nothing.

"Dang I knew I shouldn't have left my swords at the house. Stitch complained.

Roxas appeared out of nowhere.

Stitch quickly took him out with a spinning back kick and took Oblivion and Oathkepper from him.

"Lets go!" Stitch said

(2 Minutes later)

"Oh yea I owned Axel!" Stitch yelled.

And now Sephiroph's theme song on.

"Oh no!" Stitch said as he turned around and saw angel. "It's the no winged Angel!

"Stitch return to me or suffer the worse consequences." Angel ordered.

"Like what?" Stitch asked.

"Catch" Angel tossed stitch a 12 foot sword.

"Hey this looks like sephiroph's sword… oh crap. Stitch said.

" He's over there." Angel pointed out stitch to the one winged angel hiself.

"Abomination hand over my sword or I will destroy you." The one winged angel ordered.

"Nev" But before he could finish stitch was flat on his face while bleeding to death.

"How did?" Keon asked. "Haven't you played Kingdom Hearts II? Angel asked.

"No."

"Well I think we all learned a lesson here. Never piss of an angel you may never know what forces she is capable of bringing." Keon explained.

"Hey could me and Axle stay with you guys? Zerox asked.

"Sure lets go home." Angel suggested.

End.

Me: If you thought that was stupid, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Keon: Well that sucked.

Me: silence fool.

Keon: Yes master.

Angel: Come on guys stop fighting?

Me&Keon: NO!

Angel: Screw you two I'm going home.

Me: Angel…wait, don't leave meeeeee!