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Hermione - in Draco's Body - POV

I walked into the Great Hall, and knowing my duties I headed over to the Slytherin table: I had to sustain Malfoy's dignity. Professor McGonagall told me that she was grading us on our work (or our survival of living in each others body). I take all my work seriously and won't let this minor (well major) incident affect my grades. I sit by Crabbe and Goyle, and begin to eat breakfast.

'So Draco,' asks Crabbe 'Who are we gonna curse t'day?' I stare at him until he looks back at me oddly.

'How 'bout that mudblood Granger?' replies Goyle, trying to fit 5 sausages into his mouth at once, and succeeding for the first time in his life at anything.

'Don't be so disgusting Goyle,' I tell him, 'Well have today off, I don't feel like associating myself with low-life's'. This seemed to convince the two, but I was surprised at the words coming from my mouth. My eyes wander to the Gryffindor table, and to Malfoy, who is chatting intently with my friends. Harry and Ron don't seem to be noticing anything different about me/Malfoy, so I suspect so far he's getting an O.

'Wassup Draco?' asked Blaise Zabini, approaching the table.

'Nothing much,' I replied 'But tonight's the prefect bonding session, in the Prefect Tower.'

Blaise laughs and says 'Another game of truth or dare?' I force a laugh, and leave the table.

I head to the dungeons to be early for class, and sit towards the back. The rest of the class enters, followed by Professor Snape. We begin our lesson on the moonshine potions (otherwise known as illegally made alcohol), when Malfoy walks in.

'Miss Granger,' smirks Snape, 'You are ten minutes late for class, 10 points from Gryffindor.' Malfoy clearly not used to being told off by Snape gasps, before heading to sit next to Harry and Ron.

'Please get into pairs and complete the instructions on the board,' I turn next to me only to find that Crabbe and Goyle are together, and Blaise and Sarah are partners. Everyone else is in pairs apart from Malfoy. I pair up with him and begin.

'You just had to pair up with me didn't you Granger' he whispers mockingly 'Can't resist the Malfoy charm huh?'

'If you forgot Malfoy, at the moment I am a Malfoy, so it sends your comment back in your face.' I was quite proud of that statement, because obviously he couldn't think of a snide remark. We begin the potion and within 30 minutes we've done. I hate to admit it but we make a great team. We get a head start on the homework, which is always good. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Malfoy sneaking a vile of the stuff into his pocket. I stared accusingly at him but he was oblivious to it.

'Class dismissed' said Professor Snape, and the class filed out.

Draco - In Hermione's Body - POV

I stepped out of the classroom and headed to the prefects tower, to see Harry and Ron. It sure is confusing hanging with them, not to mention seeing ME walk around the place. Tonight's the prefects bonding session. We'll watch a scary movie and then play truth or dare. As I arrive at the tower, everyone has their choice of movies ready, for voting on the best.

'Hands up for Chainsaw Massacre' I said, and noted 7/10 people, including me. 'Majority rules,' I said and sat down on a beanbag next to Granger. I turned to her, noticing that she was unusually quiet. She's quite white and shaking slightly.

'Hey,' I say in my most comforting voice (which happens to be hers), 'what's wrong?' She turns to me surprised.

'I've heard about this movie,' she replies.

'And?'

'I'm no good with blood and gore. I throw up or faint.' Granger looked at me fearfully as she said his, so I knew she wasn't lying. If she did throw up during this, then my rep will be ruined. I try thinking of some ways I could prevent it.

'Maybe she and I can go sort out the social, so the others think it's Head Duties. No. That would mean I would miss out.'

I tune back into the real world, and notice that she's trying to figure something out as well. Well, I'm going to think of a solution, not her! I start trying to think of some hex's to make her fall asleep, but interact and 'see' the movie.

'Dunveganson? No. Vertosia? Nup. Surely there's one?'

'Draco,' Granger whispers to me violently. 'Please just miss out just this once. Or I could just go to the toilet for 4 hours? What one do you prefer?' This statement attracts my attention.

I clear my throat to make sure everyone's listening. 'Noticing the time and the length of the movie, we have to decide on a shorter movie, or head straight onto truth or dare.' I looked around the room at the disappointed faces, and some relieved one's. After another vote, we decided to go straight onto truth or dare.

I spin the bottle to see who goes first.

'Sarah' I say 'Truth or Dare?'

'Truth' she replies straight away. We give her the Vertisisum.

'Who, in this room, have you ever thought about sexually?' I ask.

'Draco,' she whispers looking at the ground. There are some 'oohs' and 'aarrs', before we head back to the game. Sarah spins the bottle and it lands on Ron.

'Truth' he says instantly.

Sarah thinks for a moment before asking 'out of everyone you've fucked before, who's the best?'

'I, I, I, I'm a virgin' he stutters and tries to ignore all the laughs. This time the bottle lands on Harry. He glances around and his eyes land on me. I mouth out 'dare', because that is what I would've done

Taking a hint, he says 'dare'.

'I dare you to fuck me' Ron said, unzipping his pants.

Just in case you guys forgot, Harry is Harry (a guy), therefore Ron wanted to be fucked by Harry - who is, once again, a guy. Anyway, I've got 12 reviews so far 4 my other chappie, see if u guys can top it! If you like Ron-bashing, then please read my story, Everything Wrong With Ron. Search it, or go onto my profile and look under stories. It's a oneshot. Thanx dudes and dudets.