Hello - the last clue wasn't really a clue - it was a dud. This is it, the big finale - woohoo! More time for homework! Oh well, hope everything works out for the better.

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Narrator POV

They woke up in each others' arms, brought together by a night of cold, hard sex. Then again, they actually didn't remember anything after that first time. Hermione rubbed her head and sat up, noticing the carpet underneath them, and the wall of the common room.

'What happened last night? All I remember is thrusting into him, and then . . . nothing?'

Back in bed with his eyes closed, Draco was thinking the same thoughts.

'I wonder what those condom-things are. Hermione never really explained it to me. Then again, what DID happen last night?'

She got up, and leaned her head against the wall. Instead of the normal (well, for that week) flat and muscular chest, she saw breasts protruding from that area. Silently and slowly, she looked up.

Draco turned onto his stomach, still trying to remember what had happened. Looking at the door, he saw clothes strewn around the room. He turned around and sat up, noticing Hermione for the first time. Not as him though . . . as her. He got up and approached her.

'Am I seeing a mirror image?' he asked quickly but quietly, 'or is it really you?'

Hermione nodded excitedly, and her point was proven when Draco himself looked at the mirror.

'Yes!' he screamed, and he moved his hand towards his crotch. 'YES! YES! YES, YES, YES!' Meanwhile, Hermione was having the same reaction.

'Boobs, sweet, sweet boobs!' she cried, grabbing her chest and moving them around, before she and Draco began high-fiving each other and hugging, and laughing, and crying, and god knows what. The door opened in on them while they were in mid-hug.

'What the fuck?' said Harry, 'Are you with him now?'

'No!' Hermione answered, luckily in her body, 'I was just happy, we managed to get changed back!' Harry looked confused and Draco looked hurt.

'As a matter of fact Potty,' said Draco, putting his arm around Hermione. 'We are together, so I think we should at least be civilised for the time being.' Harry was about to comment when he was cut off.

'Are not,' Hermione answered, nudging Draco and puching his arm away. 'Malfoy, stop acting like we are, as if I would go out with you!' She moved away and stormed through the door.

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Hermione was sitting at the Gryffindor table (finally), staring into space. Ginny came and sat next to her, with one of her friends, Laura.

'OMMIGOD' she said, staring at Hermione in shock, 'you did it!'

'Excuse me?'

'How was it? I want details.'

Laura looked up from her muffin she was currently eating.

'Yep' she said 'you did the deed all right.'

She felt my eyes go wide. 'How do you know?' Hermione sniffed at herself, 'do I smell?'

'You just look like you've been totally fucked' Laura continued 'sort of relaxed.'

'Yeah' Ginny said. 'Satisfied.'

Ron came up to eat and squinted at me. 'Jesus, you just get laid?'

'Coming from you Virgin' she replied, before seeing Neville's arms around his shoulders.

'Not anymore' he smirked, 'I'm just the same as you.'

'I don't believe this,' Hermione cried, hands in the air. 'I took a shower. I did my hair. I put on make-up, new clothes. I had breakfast. I brushed my goddamn teeth. How does everyone know I got laid?' Ginny diverted her attention and focused on someone behind us.

Laura and Hermione turned to look. It was Aaron, Hogwarts rebel, dressed in black, hair slicked into a ponytail, small gold hoop earring shining like the sun.

'Yo,' he said. He stared at me for a moment before smiling. He raised his eyebrows. 'Malfoy?'

'Shit' she said. 'This is embarrassing.' Her attention was diverted to the two guys walking through the door, arguing.

'Don't touch her you creep!' yelled Harry, loud enough for all to hear.

'Who are you to say who I can and can't date!' Draco cried back, just as loud. 'What are you? My mother?' He turned around only to see the whole school staring at him, when his eyes and Hermione's were locked on each other's. Their souls were released and brought upon the others. They stared, feeling what they had never felt before, feeling the love and passion for each other, feeling desire, feeling the need for an orgasmic moment.

The silence was broken by Pansy, who had stood on the Slytherin table in that moment of peace.

'I know what you two have been up to!' she screamed, catching everyone's attention, 'next time, try making a harder password for the Heads Common Room. As if Unity is at all hard.' She took a deep breath before continuing. 'Guess what I saw!' she asked the school. 'Those two asleep together on the common room floor - NAKED!' At this, a small chatter was formed, everyone obviously talking about the school Heads. Hermione looked up at Professor Dumbledore, and with a curt nod of the head, she stood up to explain.

'Silence,' she yelled, 'it's about time you knew the truth. Draco and I, about a month ago, were hit by a spell that caused us to change bodies. I had to live as Draco, and he had to live as me.' She took in the facial expressions of the room. 'We changed lives, and it taught us about unity, and how to get along. We had to help each other through troubles, and sustain each others grades and dignity.' She paused for a moment before continuing. 'We learnt how to work together, and with that, came a friendship that could not be replaced. We are now back in our own bodies,' Hermione said, seeing the confused glances between her and Draco, 'since this morning. We have a fair idea of what brought us back; because this spell is so advanced that only nature could cure it.'

Draco then stood up to explain the rest.

'This may seem like a pile of dung to some of you, which is why we have to tell the whole picture. Last might,' he continued, 'Hermione and I were brought together, by honesty and passion, and shared a moment that words cannot explain.' Looking around the room, some knew what he was talking about, whereas others did not. 'This morning, we woke up next to each other, together forever, and in our own bodies. It is time for you to accept the fact that the Slytherin Sex God is taken,' he continued, flexing his muscles, to the disappointment to some people, 'by his arch enemy.'

At this, they left the room, hand in hand, ready to live the rest of their lives together, for better or for worst.

The End

I might be able to make an alternative ending (sorry if it ended so fast). I hope you guys enjoyed it and thanx to all my faithful reviewers, Raddish Earrings, Xesha, xx-Dan Is Orgasmic-xx, and many many many more.

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