As Ron listened to Harry's fading footsteps, he gazed at the heinous jumble of idiocy before him.
Just look at it, he thought. These morons actually think they can write a story…
But Ron had an idea. An idea of insane proportions. An idea that could bring the Fan Fiction world as we know it to its knees…
Ron would write a good story.
He opened Microsoft Word and stared at the blank space before him. He thought of the way things could've been in the row of books lined up next to each other on the bookcase to his right. Hermione could've failed a test, been sent into a whirlwind of depression, and went to therapy, where she would've been unable to help Harry and Ron in their dramatic victory over the forces of evil. Harry could've gone out with Pansy and made Ginny incredibly jealous, even though it was only a ploy to get Voldemort to destroy Pansy by means of getting Harry from the inside out. Mrs. Norris could've had kittens...
While the idea of stepping on a kitten Norris sounded appealing, Ronald simply couldn't manage to write a decent story. He pondered. He paced. He chewed his lip. He browsed the site for inspiration. After several hours had gone by (Ron had lots of free time), he came across a user that immediately caught his eye. The Cliché Busters.
Hmm, he thought, and clicked. Immediately he found the answer to all of his problems, thy name was 'How to Write a Worthwhile Fic'.
Yay!