An Introduction From the Desk of Kyle Melavowig
As I sit at my computer desk, flame some idiots, and chow on some overcooked Lean Cuisine thing, I ask myself, 'What can I do as a Cliché Buster to help the poor souls of this site who can't write a decent story to save their lives?'. And after a thoughtful gnaw on my rather chewy egg roll, I realize: The solution is simple! Give them a little push in the right direction, Kyle. Write them a tutorial.
…Well, alright. If you say so.
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The purpose of this tutorial should already be apparent. And if your head is buried far enough into your nether regions not to be able to understand quite yet, I've got some choice insults I'm vibe-ing in your direction. Sucks to be you.
Anyway, yes, I'm going to show you the ways of the exceptionable writer (in my own objectionable opinion), and, consequently, the exceptional story. My thoughts you may or may not agree with, but I've done my research. Listen carefully and follow my steps, and you'll have a story worthy of sticking you in our Hall of Fame. Well, alright, maybe that's pushing it… But seriously, how COOL would that BE?
…You hopeless people're in for it.
Heh. People're.
Ahem.
By the way, I'll probably just be using Harry Potter as my examples hereafter… Basically just because it happens to be both the most popular on the site and my area of supreme expertise. I'm nerdy like that.
Oh, and another by the way, my Lean Cuisine was extremely awesome, overcooked or not.
Kyle Melavowig
Cliché Busters, Inc.