Chapter One: Revenge and Embarrassment

Disclaimer: I do not own suite life of Zack and Cody or any of this.

It was a perfect day to swim or play outside. But for Zack & Cody they were playing video games. Amazingly Zack wasn't the one playing video games that day, it was Cody, since he wasn't the most athletic person in the world.

Zack was waiting for his love, Maddie, to return a favor to him. At 7:00 this morning, when Maddie's shift began, Zack put some gorgeous roses on the candy counter.

Ding-dong! The doorbell rang and…Carrie, his usually sarcastic mom, came in.

"I hate you, Mom!" Zack yelled at his mom.

"And I thought you would be happy after I came back from my 3-day trip to visit Grandpa, honey," Zack's puzzled mom asked.

"Sorry, Mom. It's just that I was hoping you were Maddie," Zack said, depressed.

"Well, sorry, honey, but I'm certainly not sixteen. Plus, I thought you were over her. Didn't you have a new girlfriend? Wasn't her name Darlene?"

"Mom, she was the one who turned off all our electricity because I accidentally messed it…uh…" Zack said, looking discomforted. "Didn't we promise never to talk about that again?

The doorbell rang again and he rushed to the door.

Zack opened it but all he saw was an envelope lying on the hotel floor. Inside the envelope was a note. It read: Remember the dance tonight? When you get on stage I'll hug you and kiss you and call you, George!

The note was obviously from Maddie, which caused Zack to grin with happiness.

"Wow! I have a sixteen-year-old girlfriend!" Zack shouted.

He then ran up to Cody and kissed him.

"I'm scared!" Cody wailed to his mom. He was sucking his thumb and holding his blanket up to his face in fright.

"Don't worry, honey," said Carrie, "If he hadn't just shouted 'I have a girlfriend' I'd think he was gay too."

Later that evening, at the annual Save the Kids, an organization that helps kids in the hospital, dance, a talent show was taking place. Zack was about to go on stage, but had to wait till Cody's magic trick performance was done.

"Good job, little Bro," Zack said as his brother walked off the stage.

Although Cody was pleased about the compliment, he wailed, "Please don't kiss me!"

As Zack was just about to do his break dance routine, Millie, an annoying girl on the 13th floor, ran up to him and began to hug and squeeze him.

Moments later, Maddie came up to Zack screaming, "I'm allergic to roses, you idiot!"

She threw them at him as she stormed out.

"Well this stinks," Zack muttered, devastated.

But then he thought, Oh, I'm gonna kill Maddie. Or do what ever I can for revenge.

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A/N: "SAVE THE KIDS" ISN'T A REAL ORGANIZATION! REVIEW 4 MORE! I made up Millie, no one else! Sorry 4 it being so short! Next chapter will be longer, read and review please!

Thanks, sis for the editing help!