From Savvy To Shiny
Yes, not only another Jack and Elizabeth story but a crossover to. Other couples included will be Zoe and Wash, Mal and Inara, Simon and Kaylee. Sorry River and Jayne fans but Jayne will have Vera...and Ana-Maria
Summery: They were immortal, in sense, and not until three-hundred and fifty years after earth that was, were the remaining crew of the legendary Black Pearl caught and put into cryogenic-sleep for crimes of pirating.
One-hundred and fifty years later the crew of Serenity has been contracted to transport cargo under the nose of the Alliance to a private collector. However when the cargo comes back to the living as it were they decide to make up for lost time and the crew of Serenity find themselves in a lot more trouble then they can handle.
Captain Tight- pants of Serenity meet Captain Sparrow of the Black Pearl.
I am sad to say after reading the potc 3 scripts I have lost faith in the fandom. But not enough to quit out right as Thieves of a feather, Tricking the Devil, Seven Sins of a Dying Sparrow, and my co-op stories with Datakenboi05 The little Sparrow's tale and with Ghadago Careful What You Wish For will still be worked on.
Although I did not want to do this, leave it to the writing team to destroy a great universe that was once fun to play in, I can only blame the need to make money on this, as crappy games (The Legend of Jack Sparrow, which could have been great since they had over two years to work on it) and the movies could have been a lot better but quick dollars signs might have been the main focus. I have no problem with that, but POTC I thought could have been the one exception to the rule.
In any case here is the outline of what would have happened for the following chapters as even though it will no longer be updated I felt those of you who read this deserve to find out how it would have ended.
Chapter three: after Mal yells at river who only said birds this bright should not be caged Elizabeth crawls over to Jack and he hugs her saying he is happy to see her. Then he looks around and turns to mal, "what have you done to my ship?" A big fight ensues and Simon is checking over them. Wash makes jokes and Zoë gets mad when he comments how pretty the ladies look. Simon with the help of Kaylee leads them to medical. After dressing and being checked Jack and his crew eat heartily but when Jack finds out there is no such thing as rum he gets mad. Then the whole story is told of how they ended up frozen and how they were immortal unless killed, they don't age and such. Jayne tries to put the moves on Ana she kicks his butt and steals his weapons. Kaylee show them around since Mal is upset, Book is welcoming and tries to give a lecture and Jack falls asleep. Later when Lizzie and Jack are alone they talk and other stuff.
Chapter four: Knowing the Serenity can't drop the cargo off any longer they offer to let them go but Jack said they need some learning experience first to get caught up on how the world has changed however Mal realizes that his crew is becoming attached to the new people on board and wants them off. When he tells them this in what is a private meeting Inara and Kaylee jump to defense and Jayne as he has been sleeping with Ana at first he describes the relation and just fun and Ana pops in and agrees. Then another fight breaks out as the new members of Serenity just pop in and make themselves comfortable. This fight is mostly between the two captains, which Jack then calls him captain tight pants. Then later a fright breaks out between Inara and Mal him accusing her of liking Jack. She admits she does because he is vibrant and respects what she does, what she fails to tell him is that she also likes Elizabeth for the same reason and admires their relationship. Later when she is crying Jack pops in and they talk and end up sleeping together, but Elizabeth finds him she gets mad and said as soon as they land she is gone for good. Then we get the first glimpse of the bad guy who sorry to say I did not develop very far.
Chapter five: Inara tries to make up to Elizabeth saying nothing happened (and it did not) but Elizabeth winks and said she knows she just does this to keep Jack on his toes she was just miffed she was not asked to join in. This makes Inara blush and Lizzie shrugs saying when you've been together as long as Jack and me nothing makes you blush, but its still fun. Gibbs and Jack talk about how funny women are and Simon gets involved in drinking. Kaylee tries to help him sober up but he kisses her before falling asleep she gets mad in the morning because he does not remember. Wash becomes very enthralled with the tales Jack tells and even River becomes enthralled to. When he finds out the story about River he gets pissed.
Chapter six: The bad guy sets up a trap for the crew of Serenity and so far he has promised to find them and kill them including his cargo. Then Captain Jack said the Alliance had gone to far hurting a girl like that, not to mention they been in power for to long but he had a way to fix that. Only thing is the place where he left this highly sensitive info, he can't remember. But he knows one who does and so they have to find Mr. Cotton's Parrot. Elizabeth yells at him and so does Mal. Meanwhile Jayne and Ana have been in his bunk. Then another fight happens because the crew listens to Jack instead of Mal, fist fight this time. Jack wins only because he found a sword in Jayne's room, which is a comical scene between wash and Jayne. Wash tries to make light of the whole thing. Zoë threatens to kill Jack if he tries something like that again.
Chapter seven: they find out where the parrot is but they have to steal it from a museum/zoo. After they do that very comically, they find Jack left the information on the planet shadow Mal blanches. They go off to find it and the bad buys track them down and follow. We also learn that the bad guys plan was to drain the blood of the four to find out the secrets of immortality.
Chapter eight: Here that we find that what jack stole was the documents of china and America forming and using their weapons to wipe out all other countries during the Great War that happened. The data also told of many assignations of beloved activist and such (typical conspiracy stuff). It is here Mal knows that Jack is not all bad just a pirate like he is they aim to misbehave. However on their way to MR. Universe they are caught by the bad guy.
They end up chasing on the planet but Kaylee, Simon and Gibbs are to get the info to Mr. universe while the rest try to get Serenity up and running and fight the bad guy if they are found. Turns out they are found and in the end only Jack and Mal stay to fight, but they bad guy they are fighting is good. But in the end Lizzie being Lizzie feel something in her heart that she had to go back and Inara feels it to only she knows it's for mal, they have a quick talk about this. When they get back the bad guy is dead but Mal is shot in the shoulder and Jack in shot in the stomach.
Last Chapter: Mal and Jack are side by side in separate beds fighting over the last jell-o. Jayne and Ana who visit take it and run out. Then Jack and Mal fight over whose fault that was.
Later Jack and his crew get a ship stolen of course and rename it the black pearl after the very first ship Jack had in the seventieth century. It is a long good bye with feasting, joking and a promise to keep in touch. When Mal is back on the ship he and Inara share his room and then he finds out Jack stole all of there money he yells!