A/N: This ficlet's a little setting specific, though it really doesn't matter where it takes place. But for the sake of this piece, our two boys are sharing a dormitory at the university.

This was done for the "Soooo not funny/Sarcasm" challenge at the 30romances community at livejournal.

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We awoke early that morning. Two minutes before 5:00 to be exact. Touya always had this strange ability to wake up right before the alarm clock rang. And after he hopped out of bed, eager to start the day, he walked over to mine and shook me awake.

You see, I'm not a morning person, and waking up two hours before I usually do is not my idea of fun. One can say that I'm pretty much a walking zombie until I get some caffeine into my blood stream. How Touya can stand waking up this early will always be a puzzle to me.

So when he woke me up by shaking my shoulder, I (half-asleep, I should add) automatically turned around and lightly slapped his face. I honestly meant to whack his arm away, but can a person blame me? I was barely awake and I didn't have my glasses on!

The sound of Touya laughing reached my ears, and with that, I unwillingly sat up and reached for my glasses sitting on the bedside table. As I slid them on, everything came into focus. I saw Touya hovering over me, a hand rubbing the cheek that I slapped him on.

"Ow, Yuki, why'd you have to slap me so hard?" he said sarcastically, looking down at me.

Touya had that look on his face, a look that was saying, "To honest, you hit like a girl, Yuki". I briefly thought about taking one of my pillows and showing him how hard I really could hit, but I pushed the thought aside. It probably would be a good idea to reserve a pillow fight for tonight. Then again, I could easily mock him about his morning hair, which was as messy as ever. It was as if a strong gust of wind blew past us. His hair was brushed all over the top of his head, and it was sticking up in parts where it normally wouldn't.

"Good morning to you to, To-ya," I said, reaching into the drawer beside my bed. My hand shuffled through it for a couple of seconds before coming across something plastic and thin. Feeling its lined bristles at one end, I brought it out and handed it to Touya. I stifled a laugh as he looked down at the comb I was giving him.

Touya took it and toyed around with the comb in his hand. "Tsk, tsk, Yuki. It's not even 5:30 yet and you're already complaining about my hair," he said jokingly, smiling.

I couldn't help but to smile back. "Hey! You know I love your hair! It's just that it's getting a little too long. If you just let me cut it just a bit-"

"You know what I said about cutting my hair." He pushed a couple of spare stands of hair behind his hair.

"See! That's what I mean! Your hair's getting too long. It keeps falling past your eyes, and you have to keep putting it behind your ears. Plus, the lack of bangs is making your forehead look big!" I stopped and looked up at him. Touya had that since-when-do-you-care-so-much-about-my-hair look on his face. My head dropped back down and I started fiddling with the bed's blankets sitting on my lap. "And you know, To-ya," I continued hesitantly, "I really do miss it when your bangs fall in front of your face, in that slow motion way-"

Touya suddenly cracked up, his hair still a freaking mess. "That slow motion way? Hey, I'm not one of those mysterious and handsome guys you see in those anime show things."

I couldn't help but to laugh. He really did look like one of those mysterious and handsome characters. "Well, at least let me comb your hair." My hand tugged on the bottom of Touya's pajama shirt. "Pleaaseeee…. It's driving me insane!"

He raised an eyebrow, his fingers toying with the comb. "Really? I had no idea," he said innocently, in a sarcastic voice.

"To-ya!"

"Fine, fine" he said, giving in.

Touya handed me the comb, and I gestured him to sit on the bed, on the spot right in front of me. He sat down, causing the bed to wobble a bit. I have to admit that the back of his head looked like a tangled mess. Either Touya tosses and turns too much or he's doing this on purpose.

I gently grabbed the side of the head and started to comb his hair back. He grunted several times as I tried to make my way through several tangles. After I had his hair all nice and detangled, I decided to part it down the middle. At least that way, it wouldn't look like a big fur ball. I thought of giving him a ribbon to tie his hair back, but realized how much worse it would make him look. Honestly, he should just let me cut it right now.

"Well, there you go, To-ya." I placed the comb back on the table and started to climb out of bed. "With your hair, I definitely think you could pass as a girl if I gave you a dress and some makeup." I have no idea what possessed me to say that, but as soon as those words came out of my mouth, I felt a strong hand grab my shoulder and pull me back down towards the bed. A second later, I saw Touya's face hovering only inches above mine. Either he was going to burst out laughing or start yelling at me.

"I honestly meant nothing by it," I breathed out quickly. The worst way to start out the day was to have Touya mad at me.

I hesitantly reached up and pushed one of a couple of strands of hair that were falling in front of his face and blocking his eyes behind his ear. In return, he surprisingly pushed some stray bangs away from my face, and in the small open space on my forehead, Touya leaned down and placed a kiss. My face softened up, and I couldn't help but to smile. So maybe he wasn't mad after all.

"Just wanted to get my morning kiss before you went to the bathroom," he said quietly.

I laughed lightly. "I thought you were going to smother me with a pillow or something… And you call that a morning kiss?"

Touya started to get off of me and walked over towards his dresser. He pulled out one of his dark blue polo shirts. "Go brush your teeth first, Yuki. Then I'll give you the real morning kiss," he laughed.

"Okay, okay." I slipped on my slippers and couldn't help but to laugh too. I never really was known for having perfect breath in the morning, like Touya. My guess is that he brushes his teeth or something before I wake up. I quickly hurried to the bathroom, happily knowing that a kiss would be waiting for me when I came out.