Blitz: Finally some chapter since a long time!

Team 7: Yay!

Blitz: This chapter and another will be like a filler but soon I'll make some prior weird chapter that's related to the story and then one that is on topic. Ok? OKAY!

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Clang.

"Kitai-chan! Stop doing that!"

Clang. Clang. Clang.

"Stop already! You're going to end up in the hospital again!"

"What do you think I'm trying to do!" Kitai shouted at Sakura.

What Kitai thought was going to be a super in important mission really turned out to be a trip to the beach along with Kurenai, Asuma and Gai's teams. By the time the team got there, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi could tell that Kitai despised the beach. To conceal her anger, she kept on hitting her head against the changing rooms. Sakura had already changed into a pink bikini. Naruto had gotten out of the changing room with Kakashi bickering on and on about his mask. Naruto was in orange swim trunks while Kakashi was in black swim trunks with a small face on it. Sasuke waited for a while to change while Kitai simply refused to change.

"But Kitai-chan, don't you have a swim suit?" Naruto asked wanting Kitai to join the fun.

"Obviously she does, she just doesn't want anyone to see her in it, probably because she's fat." Kakashi responded simply.

Naruto snickered while Sakura gave a cold stare at Kakashi. "You're gonna take that Kitai?" Sasuke smirked.

"Sure why not." Kitai responded dully wiping off the smirk on Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke.

She faced her back to them and clenched fist and started to twitch, "Aniki, you are a dead man. A DEAD MAN!" She shouted in her thoughts.

Sasuke had gone in to change first into the changing hall. Suddenly, Kitai had a change of heart. "But… To show you I'm not a coward, I will." She stated.

The team smiled while Kitai turned around and walked to the changing rooms, "Take a picture and I'll cover you head to toe with blood…" She mumbled loud enough to make her team mates shiver.

She walked into the changing hall and bumped into Sasuke. Oof!

Kitai opened her eyes and saw that she was on top of Sasuke… who was already in his swim trunks. Kitai blushed fiercely while Sasuke only had a tint of light pink on his cheeks. "Ah! G-gomen!" Kitai said quickly and scurried off of Sasuke and into a changing room.

He looked puzzled and still had that tint of pink on his face. He exited the changing halls and saw Sakura and Ino squealing. "Sasuke-kuuuun!" They squealed in delight in his swim trunks.

Ino pounced on Sasuke leaving Sakura angry, "Ino-pig! Get off of Sasuke-kun!" She shouted.

"Chill out forehead girl!" Ino shouted back.

"Get off…" Sasuke mumbled.

In the changing hall, Kitai had stepped out of a room and walked over to the exit of the changing halls. She sighed and twitched. Outside, Asuma's team had arrived along with Gai's and Kurenai's, unfortunately for Kitai, everyone was going to see her in her swim suit. Kitai had gathered enough courage and stepped out.

Kakashi smiled, "Oho! So you aren't fat!"

Comotion and chatter stopped after Kitai stepped out, who was twitching. She wore a pearl white one-piece with her silky hair down as usual. Kitai looked uninterested ask Neji, Hinata, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke noticed that Kitai's eyes went white once more.

"Nani…" Kitai asked dully.

After a few minutes, teams had gotten settled and Kitai had wandered back into the changing hall. She came back out in a white parka and navy blue shorts. "Kitai-chan, why'd you change?" Sakura asked.

"I didn't say I would wear the thing for the whole day." Kitai responded.

Sakura walked over to Ino and Ino dragged Kitai to a circle of girls. A girl who wore a green two piece and buns in her hair along with a blue haired girl with a light blue one-piece bathing suit were sitting on a beach towel waiting for Sakura and Ino. "Well, girls, meet Kitai-chan." Sakura smiled.

"Kitai, this is Ino, Tenten and Hinata." She explained.

"Hi!" Tenten and Ino greeted.

"H-Hello…." Hinata stuttered politely.

"Nice to meet you." Kitai smiled.

"So… since this a group of girls, we must have a large discussion!" Ino said.

"Of what?" Tenten asked.

"Boys…" Sakura and Ino whispered.

Kitai nearly groaned from the girl talk, she never really like any boy because she saw them as self centered and weaker than their words. "So... Who do you guys like? I'll go first!" Ino spoke up.

"I like Sasuke-kun!" Ino said not flattering anyone around her. "But then again.. I'm starting to like Shikamaru…"

"Shikamaru!" The reast almost shouted except for Kitai.

"I… Just like him a little…" Ino said blushing.

"What about you Sakura?" Tenten asked.

"Oh! Well, you know I like Sasuke…" Sakura said blushing.

"W-What about you T-Tenten?" Hinata smiled.

"Oh… Uh… Well… Keep it a secret but I like…" Tenten paused. "Neji…"

Sakura and Ino gasped and started to squeal. "Ne, Hinata-chan, what about you?" Tenten asked.

"I l-like… N-N-Naruto-k-kun…" Hinata blushed furiously.

Tenten and the rest giggled while Kitai burrowed her head into her knees. "Ne! Kitai-chan! Who do you like!" Ino asked getting Kitai's attention.

"No one…" Kitai responded dully.

"Yeah, right!" Ino spat out at Kitai. "Tell us!" The girls yelled at Kitai.

Kitai closed her eyes and thought for a second and said, "Nope."

Ino sniggered, "Not even Sasuke?"

"Yeah! Almost every girl in Konoha can't resist his coolness and looks. At least until they fall in love with another boy that is…" Tenten spoke up.

Kitai closed her eyes once more and put her hand to her mouth, the others stared to wait for an answer. "No one." Kitai finally said after opening her eyes.

No hope… No way! The rest thought looking dully at Kitai.

"Kitai-chan!" Naruto shouted grabbing Kitai along away from the girls.

He stopped at a volleyball court full with boys ready to play. "Play volleyball with us!" Naruto shouted.

"Lemme watch first." Kitai responded.

Neji served first and spiked the ball right at Naruto knocking him down; Kitai looked at the boys in disbelief. "So now do you wanna- Eh! KITAI-CHAN, COME BACK!" Naruto shouted seeing Kitai walk away.

Naruto dragged her back and made Kitai play. This time Naruto let Kitai serve, Neji hit back at Sasuke and the process of war began. Usually, when Kitai came to boys, they held a grudge against each other, but this was ridiculous. It was a clear standoff between the two, Neji and Lee against Naruto and Sasuke leaving Kitai in the middle. She sighed and saw that the girls came to watch. Kitai didn't care about the game until Naruto shouted at her. She looked forward to see a ball charging at her, KYAHHH!

Kitai fell backwards and twitched as she rubbed her red face. Naruto and Sasuke ran over to Kitai and sniggered. Kitai got up and brushed the sand off of her parka. "A little mark won't hurt anybody for some more volleyball… Kitai-chan." Sasuke said to Kitai quietly.

Kitai turned her back to Naruto and Sasuke who looked undoubtedly disappointed since Kitai was turning into a sissy on the beach. Kitai sat on the bleachers and saw Naruto and Sasuke looking like they were scheming. Obviously, something evil. Sakura had settled next to Kitai, "Something bad happen?" She guessed.

"Yeah… How'd you know…" Kitai said obviously knowing form the marks on her face.

Lee had spiked the ball to Naruto and Naruto bumped the ball into the air for some reason and Sasuke's arm was in an angle that faced the bleachers, exactly at Kitai. Too late. "Kitai-chan! Kitai-chan!" Sakura screamed at Kitai. "Daijobou desu!"

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Kitai: … I DEMAND a chapter where I get to KILL Sasuke. And sure, Naruto too.

Blitz: Maybe…

Naruto: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE ANIME/MANGA!

Sasuke: Wow, Kitai, you've been having some stupid moments in some chapters.

Sakura: Miso ramen… Falling off a tree… And now being smacked in the face with a volley ball… Twice

Blitz: Ok! Before this goes off topic… TO BE CONTINUED!

R&R Please!