I'm not a Mary-Sue; I'm a warped version of one.grr

Disclamer:

Pippin: who's turn to say the thing?

Merry: Not mine.

Legolas: Not mine.

Aragorn: Not Mine.

Frodo: I'm carrying the Ring, I'm not doing it!

Sam: Neither am I!

Sesshie101: I did it the first time!

Gimli: I ain't doing it.

Borimir: Don't look at me!

Sesshie101: Gandalf, Say It!Brandishes sugar towards hobbits

Gandalf: Alright! For the love of Valar, don't use the SUGAR!

Sesshie101 does not own any Lotr, Tolkien owns all of it. She owns Kia-(Kia: YAY!)-and maybe a couple new people in the future.Mutters under breath: she's evil. Making old men work!

Recap:

I had blonde hair which went down to my mid back and pointy ears! I was an Elf!

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I moved my hands over the tips of my ears and smiled.

"come, I will show you to your room," Arwen grinned, then, in a whisper," Then we can trick my brothers, Elladan and Elhorir!" (A/N: sound his name this way: el-horr-er!)

I grinned back. We're gonna get along well, Arwen and I!

She led me down a hall, up a flight of stairs, down another hall and turned right, left, right again and arrived at a door.

I gaped. It was white, light blue and a couple hints of pink. "Here you go."Arwen smiled. She led me into it. Then she did something very un-elfish, she jumped on the bed, grabbed a pillow, threw it at me and picked up another one and whacked me round the head with it.

"Prepare to go down Elfy girl!" I said wickedly, picking up the one she threw at me. I whacked her in the stomach. She jumped on the bed causing me to loose my balance and fell over. Then she lost her balance and fell…on top of me. I groaned. She was giggling uncontrollably and was completely unaware that she was sitting on me. "Ummm…. you do me a little favor…AND GET OFF OF ME!"I yelled. She clapped a hand over my mouth and got off. "Sshh, they'll hear and we haven't even got an idea yet!" she whispered. I smiled manically. "Arwen, my friend, one thing that you will learn about me is that I will ALAWAYS have a good prank idea." I whispered back to her. It's true. Ever since my dad…I winced mentally. THAT I had forgot about. Amazing how elves will do that to you, huh? AnyWay, my dad and I always played pranks on each other. "Oh, I have someone who will help! Elhorir and Elladan dumped water on him yesterday, so he'll help! And Elessar will to!" she giggled. (A/N: don't you think Arwens had chocolate?).She ran out of the room and returned with a certain prince and Aragorn. "Ireth, this is Ellesar and Prince Legolas of Mirkwood." She smiled looking hyper. "Err…Mara Aure… Prince Legolas and Ellesar." I said weakly. Then I slipped into a daydream.

OMG! It's Legolas! Thee Legolas! I wonder how he looks without shir-BAD! BADTHOUGHTS! BADBADBADBAD IRETH!YOU'VE GOT A MISSION!

I snapped out of my reverie. Then I grinned evilly. "Okay, here's the plan!" I whispered, closing the door and walking over to the bed.

CLIFFY! I'm really hyper! So is Arwen…YAY! Leggy is really gonna be a part of the big prank!