Chapter 5

It looks like summer… My Begetting day?

What's a begetting day?

Disclaimer:

Sesshie101: To save a squabble, here it is, so listen up! I'm only saying this once! I do not own Lord of the Rings!

Pippin: we do not squabble!

Merry: uh, yes we do...

Pippin: nuhuh!

Merry: Yuhuh!

Pippin: Nuhuh!

Merry: YUHUH!

Pippin: NUHUH!

Merry: YUHUH INFINITY! HAH!

Pippin: Wow. Infinity. NUHUH DOUBLE INFINITY!

Sesshie101: talks over yells of "yuhuh!" and "nuhuh!" in background. Now getting on with it….MERRY! PIPPIN! SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE! Hobbits shut up. on with the story!

After Elhorir and Elladan had picked themselves up off the floor, warned us to watch our backs and stalked out of the room did I snap back into reality and realize that Legolas was looking at me. Or rather, as he tried, I repeat, TRIED to cover it up and became rather obsessively interested in the portrait hanging over the door I was standing in front of. "Come on! You just got here and I know nothing about you! You have to tell me about yourself! When is your Begetting day?-"Arwen started, dragging me out the door. "Whoa! Hold on there Girly! 2 things: 1: I have questions too! 2: What in middle earth is a begetting day?" I said as a matter – of – fact voice. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. "What?" I asked in a small voice. "A begetting day is a celebration of the day your mother gave birth to you. Didn't you know that?" Elrond answered kindly. "No, I didn't. We don't have begetting days where I come from. They are called Birthdays. And I need to know what day it is to answer your question." I smiled weakly. "Today is August the 12th 1785 (A/N: I don't really know the year! Sorry.)." Aragorn said calmly. "OMG! My, erm, begetting day, is in a week and a half!" I cried. So if Frodo comes in October, he hasn't come yet, DUH! "Now time for my question! Why am I suddenly an elf? I felt a twinge when I opened my eyes, but that's about it." I asked innocently. "That is a question for Lay Galadriel and Lord Celeborn. We will go there in a couple of days. There is a Family reunion, if you call it that. We can ask then." Elrond answered me.

"Thanks Lord Elrond. Is it, I dunno, possible for me to change into some other clothes so I blend in and go outside for a while? I have to sort out my thoughts." I asked. "Of course, Arwen, can you help her?" Elrond asked his daughter. "Of course Ada!" Arwen smiled. "Oh, and watch out for Elladan and Elhorir, would you?" He added. We nodded and started to walk. "We'll wait outside the door for you." The men said. They were about to go threw a door when, "Wait!" I screamed in a whisper loud enough for them to hear. I pushed them to the other side of the hallway we were walking threw and pushed the door open with a twig on the floor, and then I stepped back immediately. Just as I expected. A stream of water hit were I was standing moments ago. "You'll have to do better than that to prank me, am matures!" I laughed at their shocked faces. Then I strode by them and started down another hallway with Arwen and the two men behind me, laughing.

Sesshie101: Well that's it for this chappie. Till next –

Jack Sparrow, William Turner and the rest of his crew followed by the skeleton crew walk in

Jack Sparrow: Will, m'boy, where are we? This doesn't look like our Black Pearl.

Will Turner: No it doesn't so I don't know where we are.

Legolas: you look like me, Will, is it?

Will: yes, you do look like me.

Sesshie101: okay pulls out map to go to port royal, go to mount doom, turn left, turn another left at Gondor, go too Rohan go east until you hit a dock then you take a boat, erm, BOATS to that creepy island you guys go to and The Black Pearl will probably be there.

Jack Sparrow: thanks luv!

Sesshie101: no problem! Bye Jack Sparrow!

Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

Sesshie101: Bye CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

Dead crew, live crew, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner all try follow the

Map

Dead crew: it's this way!

Live crew: no! It's this way!

Sesshie101: interesting. Anyway, Till next time, mates!