She was in the middle of a nightmare, she swore.
There, all around her, was the Shichinintai.
All except Bankotsu.
This Time:
To her horror, the Shichinintai began to wake up. "Oo-aniki? Why are you screaming? Bankotsu? ou ok?" Jakotsu asked and approached Kagome. White hot terror gripped her and she looked down. "SHIT!" "Aniki, are you ok?" Jakotsu asked. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S YOU!" she screamed. "Um...yeah Aniki...it is me..." he said. "AHH! You kidnapped me!" she screamed. "Stop screaming like a girl aniki. Your starting to freak me out." Suikotsu said. "I AM A GIRL! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!" Kagome was getting slightly annoyed. What was wrong with them? "Um..aniki?" Renkotsu asked. "ooooh, I don't know how you kidnapped me, but you'll be sorry. I may be a defenseless girl right now, but when Inuyasha get's here he'll save me. On second thought, where the hell is my bow and arrows when I need them. If I had those damn things, I'd purrify you so fast! How dare you have the audacity to kidnap me! INUYASHA! INUYASHA!" she began to scream after her rant. "Oh, yes! INUYASHA!" Jakotsu joined in the screaming, trying to attract his favorite hanyou. "I hope he doesn't bring his bitch though." Jakotsu muttered. "I AM NOT HIS BITCH!" Kagome screamed. "Uh...aniki...we never said you were..." Suikotsu said, blinking in confusion. Behind Kagome's back Renkotsu was doing the 'he's crazy' thing. "And Renkotsu, I swear to god if you don't stop that!" Kagome said, turning as she said it. Renkotsu froze. "Bankotsu aniki...calm down. I think you just had a nightmare. I could kiss you and make it better!" he said. "Um...YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN!" Kagome screamed. "AND I'M NOT BANKOTSU YOU DUMBASS! I'M KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!" she screamed again. Renkotsu sighed. "He's finally lost it." he muttered.
"I feel like I got a hangover or something." Bankotsu said, putting his hand to his head. Opening his eyes slightly he was shocked to see two bright green eyes watching him intensly. 'What the hell? Get the fuck off me!" he said, shoving the kid away. "Kagome, what's gotten into you?" Shippo asked, crying. "Kagome? Look ya dumb runt, my name is Bankotsu!" Kagome said. Sango and Miroku exchanged nervous glances. "Kagome...do you have a fever or something?" Sango asked. "Stop calling me that you stupid woman! Kagome is Inuyasha's woman. I AM NOT a woman, and even if I was, I wouldn't want that stupid mutt." Miroku looked at her weirdly. "But Kagome, you are most definatly a woman..." he said, confused. "NO I'M NOT!" he screamed. "I think Kagome-chan finally lost is." Miroku muttered. "I blame Inuyasha." Sango stated. Maybe this was some sick joke, or a really bad dream. Yes, that's it. A really really bad dream.
"Toukai, we're in so much trouble when they figure it out..." Aiko said, watching nervously. "We'll worry about that later. You owe me, remember?" he said, rubbing her inner thigh. "I don't owe you anything you freaking sicko!" she said, slapping him gently. "Shouldn't scream like that, you'll get us caught." he said. Aiko sweatdropped. "Oh, and you molesting me in the forrest is allowed?" she muttered. "I should have listened to that old man and married the other angel. Atleast she had no qualms with sex in public." he muttered. "In other words, you should have married a whore?" she asked. He nodded happily. "You, my dear, are an idiot. As soon as we get back, I demand a divorce." she said. Her dear Toukai's face fell. "Nooooooo! You can't do that! Please? C'mon Aiko, don't be like that! Awww come on! Don't walk away! Please! Aiko, you're kidding right? Aiko? AIKO!" he yelled after her, pleading the whole way. She just walked away in a prickly manner.