Chapter 6 – going outside, the Poke Fight,
And the great maid escape!
Yuki's Girlfriend: Okay, someone say it.
Gimli: Why don't you?
YG: If you don't say it…I will make you marry the balrog and propose to it in the frillyist way possible!
Aragorn: "Frillyist" is not a word, YG.
YG: I really don't care!
Frodo: Yuki's Girlfriend does not own LoTR.
YG: Why thank you Frodo Hugs Frodo
Ireth POV
We went back to my new room, and picked out a soft green dress that wasn't reveling and then kicked Legolas and Aragorn out of the room. Then, to my annoyance, a fussy bossy maid came in. And by bossy, I MEAN bossy. Ya know when some people think they have more authority than they really do, like a CROSSING GUARD thinking he has the authority of a COP, well that's what this maid was like. Any way, she comes in and starts barking orders to these other elves that come in behind her. I felt Arwen slump ever so slightly beside me. "Okay, you, Larien, get the newcomer out of those hideous clothes and into a corset and her dress!" She said. Wait…like take my clothes off! NO WAY IN MORDOR IS ANY ONE TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES! "Ummm, Miss-"I started. "Miss Seremela." She snapped. "Miss Seremela, I AM very capable of clothing myself you know." I said, kindly but cold enough to get the point don't ever come near me point across. "But it's almost impossible to get the corset on by yourself deary." She smiled with fake kindness. "I'm sure my bra will work just fine, thank you!" I snapped back. "Fine, but lets see you attract a Husband that way!" She smiled evilly back at me. "I really don't WANT to marry anyone, thank you." I glared at her. She ordered them to dress Arwen instead. I felt Arwen stiffen. "No. Arwen will do it herself. She is NOT a baby. She does not need your help." It was my turn to smile evilly. "Arwen has been cared for by me for all her life. She thinks of me as a mother, don't you Arwen?" she said in a sickly sweet voice. Arwen slowly shook her head, disagreeing with the Maid. The Maid narrowed her eyes. Then she tossed the dresses at us. "FINE! WE WILL SEE HOW GOOD YOU LOOK THEN!" she screamed at us. I removed my shirt and jeans, and then slid my dress on over top. Arwen did the same, except I lended her a hand tying the corset. Then she slid it on. We looked so good, even though our hair was all frizzy. The Maid screamed in rage and ran at us, about ready to tear off the dresses and do it herself. I grabbed Arwen's hand and ran out the door. There we met the Prince and Aragorn who Arwen grabbed and dragged them along, literally. She finally came to a dead end and she ended up stuffing us into a broom closet. She was on top of Aragorn, while I ended up sitting on Legolas's lap. "And what, pray tell, did you two do to make Miss Semerta so angry?" he whispered into my ear. "We decided to get change on our own." I grinned back, quietly. He smiled then looked at Arwen, to me, to Arwen and back again. After we were sure that we were safe, we tumbled out of the cupboard, and into a giggling heap onto the floor. Well, Arwen and I giggled, not so much the men. They just smiled like crazy ppl. We untangled ourselves, and stood up and proceeded to sneak out of the castle, and into a secret place were Arwen liked to sneak out to. "You know, ever since I have met you, you have seem over joyed and happy all the time, even though your mother has left you and your father has passed." Aragorn said in his "I am The King of Gondor" voice. My face darkened and my smile turned sour. "My father is no longer suffering, and I am happy for that. As for my so called Mother, She can go burn in hell because she is a horrible, cheating, SHIM! (A/N: LOL! SHIM…how funny…I will shut up now…). Arwen patted my arm sadly and Legolas and Aragorn looked upset about my Father and shocked about how a girl could say that about her mother. My smile returned and I started to poke Aragorn because I was bored. He raised an eyebrow. "Miss Ireth, why are you poking me?" he asked in an amused voice. "I'm bored and because you keep calling me miss." I grinned back. Then he started to poke me. That started a poke fight. I aimed a poke at his nose, which he dodged and ended up poking Legolas in the cheek. He smiled so evilly, that I was scared he was saruman in disguise. Then he poked me in the stomach. I laughed and poked him in the arm while Aragorn and Arwen were in their own little Poke war by themselves. I felt Legolas poke me in the back of the head. This carried on for about an hour and a half. Then we decided to go back while it was still light out.
YG: I am SOOO sorry I have not updated! I had a very bad case of writer's block…
Legolas: Yes…she was constantly asking us questions…
Aragorn: Rather annoying actually…
YG: I think arwen actually threw a stuffed bear at me.
Aragorn: you must have got her mad! I haven't seen her that mad since…well… ever.
YG: oh and well, I Finally UPDATED!DOES HAPPY DANCEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!I gotta go now…gotta start on the next chapter!BYEBYE!Oh and Chappy 7 is here!Almost 10 chapters...wow...YAY!