AN: Yello there and thanks for them reviews! I feel INCREDIBLY sorry you all had such short chapters before now, so I'm going to give you all the end by chapter 5, which will be the longest of this Side-Adventure. This side-adventure thing will probably go on until I run out of places for them to go in Hoenn, in which case I'll just make up new territory surrounding Hoenn by getting them lost. Something to that effect. Hey, plot ideas are definitely welcome, you reviewers! Just don't take it personally if I don't use all of it or whatever.

RESPONDINGZAHHH...

Yoshizilla: Thanks there, glad I made someone laugh! And about Team Rocket... well, let's just say they're in for it this chapter.

Ultimate Legendary Master: Thanx for the review, glad you think it's good! Really, you might not think it but just those words can make a kid like me's day. That sounded weird. Me's.

ash lover girl: Oh really, you know what he says next? Haha, you're probably right! Thanks for the review and darn straight I'll be updating.

Disclaimer: Me does no owning of teh Pokemon(tm), duh.

Side-Adventure One

Chapter 3

Suddenly the walls shattered andthey heard aloud noise. A large dog-looking pokemon appeared in front of Ash and May. But before she could stop herself, May quickly belted out "I love you too!" After a short pause, she pulled herself off Ash and helped him stand as he grabbedthe pokedex. May was still blushing fiercely as Ash pointed the pokedex to the new pokemon as Sableye turned around to face it.

"Absol, the dark canine pokemon. It appears when natural disasters occur."

"Awesome! A dark pokemon!" Ash said. May sweatdropped and folded her arms. The absol looked at Ash and May, then back at the sableye. It stamped its feet against the ground.

"I think it wants to challenge the sableye!" Ash said as he and May watched. The sableye looked at the absol, threw down its handful of gold, then stamped out in position. It began to charge a psychic ball. The absol ran at it with incredible speed, then vanished. Before the sableye could find it, the absol attacked it, knocking it off its feet.

"Was that pursuit?" May asked. Ash shot her a surprised look.

"Yeah, it was. Dark against psychic is super effective!" he said, smiling. The sableye struggled to get back on its feet, but attempted a shadow ball at absol which the absol easily dodged and sent another pursuit at it.

"Yes, it fainted!" Ash said, jumping over to the absol. "Thanks, you really saved us back there, Absol," Ash said, stooping to the absol's level. It stared at Ash without emotion, then rubbed up against May's leg.

"Aww, you're pretty cool, Absol! Wow, it's pretty friendly," May said, stroking the absol on its back. Ash rolled his eyes.

"That's so not fair! You got your bulbasaur exactly the same way! What are you, a pokemon magnet?" Ash asked, petting the Absol, though it didn't care.

"Nah, girls are just better that way," May said, sticking out her tongue. "Hey, speaking of magnets, where's the one that's always attracted to you?" May asked, looking around.

"She's standing in front of me," Ash teased, pushing May backwards. She shot him a death glare, yet her face turned crimson.

"Shut up, no! I'm talking about PIKACHU!" she yelled. He gasped, looking around, opening his backpack.

"Pikachu was just in here when I last saw…"

"Prepare for trouble,"

"Make it double," said a few familiar voices.

"Not them again!" May and Ash said at the same time.

"To extend the world… blah blah…"

"What she said," James continued.

"Meowth. Yep," the Meowth said in a tired tone. Ash and May looked at them as if they were from a different planet.

"What? We were…" James began, but yawned.

"Up all night…" continued Jesse, yawning.

"Getting this machine together with…" Meowth continued, but fell asleep.

"All our supplies to make it…" James said, yawning, also dozing off.

"Invincible to anything you… throw… at … us…." Jesse trailed off, then blacked out. The entire Team Rocket had falled asleep with their high-tech machine and Pikachu at access. Ash unscrewed the lid of the container Pikachu was in and collected him.

"Pikachu! Thun- " "May I?" May interrupted Ash, stroking her absol. Ash rubbed the back of his head clearly taken off-guard.

"Uhh… sure," he said curiously, watching the absol.

"Um… Absol! …What's an attack it knows?" May whispered to Ash, who smacked his own forehead.

"Knock off," Ash muttered.

"Absol! KNOCK OFF!" May shouted and absol blasted the snoring TR into the extinct volcano, bouncing off into space until their little cliché star twinkled. The soil at the top of the extinct volcano's caldera flew up like smoke.

"Max, it's dinnertime and they still aren't… Woah! Did you hear that?" Brock said, looking at Max.

END OF CHAPTER 3... just so you don't think there's another part with all that wordz down thur.

AN: Uh oh, Maxie-poo's name was used twice in that last sentence! This fortells... the part when I say to be continued for the next Side-Adventure(tm'd!). Yeah, that's what I said. Sableye You're Sorry is ovah next chapter sniff. Don't worry, dudezzzz, I'm writing up more Side-Adventures as soon as I get done with ... okay you wanna hear it? You know you do.

All authors make excuses. Please skip to reviewing if you don't want to hear me complain about how tough my life is as an orphan who has to take care of 16.3 brothers and sisters and dogs while earning money to send myself and them off to college.

Just kidding.Well, duh. Anyway I'm taking my first AP course next year, thus I have 125 definitions to do and I'm only on 75 right now, and I have to write 5 essays and I only have 10 days to do it because I'm leaving for a week or so and it's all due the 4th of August. Also, I play sports. This means I go outside and exercise for an extended amount of time in the heat in order to play highschool tennis. Furthermore, I will explode without 15 hours of sleep. I've had practice skipping meals and it seems okay, but malnutrition doesn't sound very fun. Does it to you? No.

The reason why I told you that is because... I don't want to feel guilty for not updating everysingle dayand I want you all to know I'm suffering for your benefit!

Okay. I'm finally done. Whew. I have to get up at 9AM tomorrow... that's gonna be a female dog for me since I love sleeping in and only eating like 1 to 2 meals a day.

Ah, now, my fellow female dogs, review for me. :)