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Chapter 1: Cephissus
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A large grey ship with black wings entered the atmosphere a dusty planet. As it approached the dry, flat ground, a woman marked it. She watched it but it was moving too quick. It landed, practically crashed, on the ground with a loud bang noise along with cries of metal, twisting out of shape. She began to think that it might not be the best idea.Ω Ω Ω Ω Ω Ω Ω
A man tinkered around a large, sputtering engine with a large drill.
"Ryoga, you
jackass!" The man yelled angrily. He tossed the drill aside and
picked up a rag to wipe the grease off his hands. He reached up to
his dark brown ponytail and pulled out the rubber band. His brunette
hair framed his delicate looking face. He reached for the zipper of
his denim jump suit and tugged it down. She picked up a piece of
mangled metal and handed it to the man that just appeared in the
doorway.
"Ranchan, do you
realize how much that cost?" He asked slipping out of the
jumpsuit and revealed a modest outfit of a jeans and white wife
beater.
"I realize Ucchan,
but unless you have some gold ingots tucked away it's gonna have to
wait." Ukyo blushed and straightened up.
"Then I hope you
have a plan on how to get out of here because we're a lame duck."
"I'm going to find
money, don't worry, just fix as much of it as you can."
"Yeah, tell Ryoga
that whenever he gets a chance, I need to speak with him." She
lifted up a large wrench menacingly.
"I'll remind him."
Ranma winced and headed up the ladder. He walked down the corridor to
a set of stairs. He climbed the stairs and walked in the cockpit. He
glared at his pilot and second in command of a crew that only
consisted of him, Ryoga, and Ukyo.
"You know, you
should be down there fixing the engine." Ryoga shrugged.
"I would but I'm
afraid that Ukyo may try and do something unnatural to me."
"You deserve it."
"Don't tell her
that." Ranma rolled his eyes.
"Where did you
crash us?"
"I think we're
somewhere near Thabit but we could also be in Meissa but as far as I
know we're in the Orion galaxy."
"Some navigator
you are." Ranma frowned. "Don't the Tarquins own this?"
"You are going to
ask for a loan from the Tarquins? Good luck. The last deal I tried to
make with them ended up getting me stabbed and my wife raped."
"You don't have a
wife." Ranma shot him a look and loaded up on his pistols.
"Well if I did,
then she could have been. They certainly threatened to."
"Stay here and try
to help Ukyo later, even though she hates your guts I think she would
appreciate your help." He opened the hatch and stepped out onto
an arid planet with red sands.
"I'll give her a
minute to cool down. Listen, Ranma you don't want to go makin'
trouble with the Tarquins."
"Don't you know
Ryoga, Trouble is my middle name." Ranma gave him his classic
grin and walked off.
"Stupid bastard."
Ryoga muttered and headed to the engine room.
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Ranma looked around at the dusty red planet with dilapidated metal buildings that reflected the sun light making the planet feel hotter than it real was. He walked over to the seediest bar he could find and sat down to have a drink. He scanned the bar, not making eye contact, and hovered over his drink. His eyes settled at the very corner of the musty room and saw an egiine. He grinned and finished off his drink. He slowly walked over to the corner.
"Hullo and let me
introduce myself, I am Ranma Saotome." Ranma held out his hand
for him to shake but it turned it's head. "I see you're very
friendly." He retracted his hand and sat down. "Listen, let
me be frank, I'm looking for work." The egiine said nothing.
"Ok, can you please tell me where I can talk to your boss?"
The egiine still ignored him. "So I guess this means we have to
deal with this the hard way." Ranma placed his pistol on the
table. The egiine shifted in the chair.
"Do you need
another drink?" Asked a waitress. She saw the gun
and backed away from the table. The egiine moved quickly, picked up
the gun, and pointed it at Ranma.
"Whoa! I meant no
trouble." Ranma drew his other pistol and pointed at him. "Put
the gun down." He commanded it. He heard a click as the egiine
loaded the pistol. Ranma blinked, did he just see small fingers?
"Take your
business elsewhere, I don't be needin' this mess." The bartender
pointed an imposing weapon at both of them. Ranma followed the egiine
out of the bar. He placed his hand on the egiine's shoulder but it
began to run off. Ranma groaned and ran after the egiine. It was
surprisingly fast, usually they were slow, dumb creatures but this
one was rather speedy. He weaved through alleys and through the
streets after the egiine. Ranma nearly tripped over, its leg? He
stopped and picked up the leg and examined it. It wasn't an egiine at
all. Ranma dropped the leg and sped after the egiine. He finally ran
it down into a dead end.
"Listen, I don't
want to hurt no one, just want my pistol back." Ranma said with
his hands in the air. The egiine raised it's arm, pistol in hand.
"Drop all your
money or I'll kill you!" The voice was uneven, the hand was
shaky.
"You see, the
problem with that is you are dead ended, even if I dropped your
money, I block your only way out."
"Not unless I kill
you first."
"No one wants to
die." The egiine fired a shot that lightly grazed the side of
Ranma's head.
"Damn! That hurt!"
Ranma rubbed the wound.
"I missed."
The egiine said.
"You're makin' me
angry, I promise I won't miss." Ranma pulled out his gun. "Looks like you have no way out."
"You would kill an
innocent person?"
"No, but you are
pointing a gun at me."
"I need help."
The egiine lowered the gun.
"I figure, if you
want to mess me with me, you need lots of help."
"Please I need
money!"
"I can't help you
there. Now give me back my gun."
"You're just going
to leave me here on this dumb rock without a gun."
"Did you forget
that you stole it from me?" Ranma asked.
"I'd figure a
good-for-nothing hick like you couldn't help me!" The egiine
handed Ranma the gun as he walked by. Ranma grabbed its arm and threw
him against the wall.
"No one calls me a
hick. Not even a worthless low life like you!" Ranma yelled
angrily at it. He turned and walked, after one step, and he spun back
around. "I'm taking you with me. I might be able to get a bounty
on you." Ranma cuffed the egiine and headed back to the ship.
"Ryoga, let me
in." Said at the com screen.
"Did you bring
something back?" Ryoga asked.
"Yeah, let me in."
The door opened and Ranma climbed on board with the egiine. He locked
him in an empty storage room.
"Ranchan! I hope
you brought back some money." Ukyo said.
"Or hopefully some
pain killers." Ryoga muttered as he rubbed a bump on the back of
his head.
"You're injured."
She tried to examine his head but Ranma waved her off.
"No, no money. It
looks like the rock is dry. We need to move on." Ranma said
taking a seat. He was tired from the afternoon jog.
"How? I mean the engine 2 is damaged beyond repair. We have no money, no
supplies."
"I don't know
Ukyo. Just work on the ship, I'll figure it out." Ukyo's chest
seemed to fall, he never used Ukyo with her.
"Yessir, Cap'n."
Ukyo snapped and ran off to the engine room.
"Women."
Ryoga shook his head as he watched Ukyo leave. "So what's the
plan?" Ryoga asked.
"I don't have
anything yet but when I know I'll tell you."
"You must have
messed up, see what I told you about the Tarquins." Ranma took a
seat on a chair by the store room.
"It's not the
Tarquins I'm worried about."
"Just don't get
killed. Ukyo will kill me if you weren't around." Ryoga went to
his own quarters. Ranma opened the storeroom door and shut it behind
him. The egiine sat on the floor.
"I'll let you go,
just tell me who you are."
"I can't."
"Then I'll be
waiting until you do. I think I might call the S.P. on you." The
egiine made no movement. "But I'll give you a few hours to
decide." Ranma locked the door and sat back on the chair. The
egiine stripped off its suit and began working to get out of the
storeroom.
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Meanwhile, Ukyo was
muttering angrily to herself.
"Just work on the
ship, I'll figure it out…What a jackass!" She threw a wrench
across the engine room. "He neglects the ship, he neglects me! I
wonder why I still put up with this." She stopped moving when
she felt something pressed against the back of her head.
"Put your hands
where I can see them." Said a soft voice.
Ranma yawned loudly and
stretched his limbs. He sat there for a good hour. He placed his
hands in his lap and began to think about what to do next. He could
turn in his prisoner for a small sum, just enough fuel to make it to
the next rock, but then what? He felt the ship lurch. He jumped to
his feet and strode over the com screen."Ucchan! You
wonderful woman! You fixed the engine! I knew a genius-" He
stopped, something wasn't right. "Ucchan? Is everything ok?"
The shipped jerked to the right and there was a loud boom. Ranma
regained his balance and ran to the cockpit. The door was locked."Open the door!"
He yelled at the com screen.
"I can't believe
you brought a woman on board, she's going to kill us." Ukyo
said.
"Ucchan! Do
something!" He ordered her.
"Wish I could but
I'm locked up." She put up her hands.
"What woman?"
He asked. "Get her on the screen."
"She doesn't want
to, not yet." Ukyo turned her head away from the com screen.
"Sugar, you are going to kill us." She said to someone.
Ranma watched the screen and waited for Ukyo or the woman to say
something. But the com screen went black, the lights cut out, and the
emergency lights flickered on. Ranma's eyes adjusted to the blinking
red light.
"What the hell is
going on?" Ryoga asked rubbing his eyes.
"A woman has Ukyo
in there." Ranma replied.
"A woman, what
woman?" Ranma shrugged. "How we gonna get in there?"
Ryoga asked.
"You got anything
to blast it open?"
"What do you
want?"
"Something quick."
"You got it."
"Do you know what
you're doing?" Ukyo asked the woman.
"I know how to fly
if that's what you mean." The woman replied.
"Honestly, this is
not how I imagined dying. If you untie me, I can get us to the next
moon safely." The woman sighed heavily.
"Don't try
anything fishy, I will shoot you if I suspect anything." The
woman untied Ukyo. Ukyo stood up quickly, knocked the gun out of her
hand, and kicked the woman squarely in the chest. She tied the
moaning woman up. Ukyo then pulled up some screens on the main panel,
after making a few selections, and then she hopped in the pilot's
seat, took the controls, and landed the ship. The door burst open
when the ship landed safely on the ground. Ranma and Ryoga were both
holding weapons.
"What the hell is
going on here!" Ranma yelled. Ukyo shrugged.
"Took care of it,
Cap'n." She replied. "See, Ryoga, that's how you land a
ship." She said smugly. Ryoga lowered his gun. Ryoga made a face
at Ukyo.
"No ass-kicking
for me?" Ryoga set down his gun. The woman was struggling in her
bonds. Ranma pointed the gun at her forehead and she immediately
stopped.
"You better tell
me who you are and why I shouldn't call the S.P. on you." Ranma
said calmly.
"You're not going
to kill me." She said flatly.
"And why not?"
"Because I'm worth
too much for kill."
"You take someone
on my crew hostage and try to hijack my ship and I'm not going to
kill you?" Ranma sounded irritated. "Who are you?" She didn't
answer. Ranma pressed the gun against her forehead. "Answer my
question doll-face."
"My name is Akane
Tendo." She replied.
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A/N: So, what did you think? I'd been toying around with this idea for a long time. I know the whole Ranma in space idea is not original but I hope to create a good enough story line that it seems original. I don't have a beta reader so if I make a mistake, please let me know. Thanks, I hope you enjoyed it!
Notes:
S.P.: A transnational bureaucratic police force
egiine: A general term describing filthy people hired by crime lords.
They don't bathe and wear layers of ditry clothes covering their bodies
and hiding their faces. Most are addicted to narcotics and have little
or no education, considered the scum of humanity. (Pronounced with a
hard "g" like in girl.)
Tarquins: An extensive crime family with branches in the more populated planets.
Cephissus: Name of the ship
