Butler and Grub Have Sex WARNING: EXPLICIT
Ew…What's wrong with you? Why would you want to read this?
Now, you may be asking, "Why would I want to write this?"
The truth is, I don't. This chapter is really just one big Author's Note. Sorry if I got your hopes up.
I'm finding it very hard to come up with new ideas. If you have any ideas for new chapters, either for this one or my Harry Potter story, please feel free to email them to me or put them in a review. If I like your idea enough, I'll gladly give you credit (and if I don't, it's probably because I forgot, so feel free to complain and I'll gladly fix it) and use it for a new chapter. Don't feel bad if I don't use your idea or if I don't use it right away, because I can only write when I'm really inspired.
I'd love to write every day, but sadly, I'm just not that creative. That is why I made this chapter. Plus, I love hearing people's ideas.
Just so you know:
I don't do romance. I don't do sweet little kisses or explicit sex scenes. Romance is the one category I won't touch. If I do anything else, it's always humorous (or at least, it's meant to be) in some way.
I don't do original characters, and I try to stay away from crossovers. Parodies maybe, but not often.
I'm not too good at keeping things dead serious. If you haven't noticed that by now.
You don't have to give me the entire outline of your idea for a story, especially since that wouldn't really make it my story. Usually just a title or a vague idea will work, and I'll do the rest. But don't expect my stories to be exactly as you thought they'd be, because I can be pretty random.