A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Replies at the bottom!

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR. If I did, would I really be morphing these characters so badly? I mean, it does pain me to make these wonderful canon characters act and speak like this...but...anyway...this chapter will be a bit short, as I'm pressed for time. But I'm sure all my readers will be glad of short chapters, considering the content, all the cheesinesss and sappiness...oh, it makes me sick...

Chapter 2

The pretty, gorgeous, impossibly perfect Rebecca Maria Elizabeth Carissa Lauren Jennifer sat down at her computer desk, eagerly searching her list of files for her story. Ah! There it was! She clicked it open and scanned the print until she found where she had left off...

Soon he arrived in the city. Many Elves rushed towards him in greeting, but stopped short when they saw his burden. "Get a healer!" many of them cried, for to let such a beauty go unattended would surely be a punishable crime. They carried Faith into a beautiful bedroom, decorated with the common Elvish designs and such, and carefully set her on the bed. They filed out, many of them hanging their heads in worry and distress.

Legolas, too, had his head hung, worried about this perfect angel of a person. He sat on the edge of the bed while Lord Elrond examined her.

"She will be alright?" He asked, his face the very picture of concern.

Lord Elrond nodded. "Nothing wrong with her. She was just frightened by something, as far as I can tell. Tell me, Legolas, where did you find this fair maiden?"

"A band of orcs were carrying her somewhere. I killed them and rescued her." He replied.

Lord Elrond nodded, his face solemn as always. "Watch over her, Legolas. She may need it."

Legolas could barely keep from smiling, as the task which had been assigned to him was not in any way a burden. He stroked Faith's cheek, brushing back a stray lock of her silky golden hair. While she lay there, he remembered meeting her-how just seeing her among those orcs had made every hair on the back of his neck stand erect, how looking into her wonderful, extraordinary eyes, he had immediately fallen in love...

Legolas sat in her room all night, with an Elf or two coming in occasionally to check on the invalid. He even let a few of his tears fall, so afraid was he that Faith might die, despite all the assurances he received from everybody, including Lord Elrond.

Rebecca Maria gasped and grabbed a tissue, wiping her eyes and blowing her nose. This story was so sweet! Rebecca looked up at her posters and practically melted, imagining such a thing happening to her as was happening to her character Faith. She turned back to her story, her eyes eagerly drinking up the romantic essence of the story.

The next morning, Faith woke to find Legolas sitting next to her on the bed, his eyes closed as if in deep thought. She shifted a little, yawned, and looked around. This is a strange place, she thought. In a moment Legolas opened his eyes, looked at her, and smiled. Relief shone in his eyes, and Faith smiled back.

Legolas melted as much as an Elf can melt at the sight of her smile. Her teeth were pearly white and straight, her lips were full and red, and her green-gray-blue-violet eyes were shining with gratitude and admiration. If I wasn't in love before, Legolas thought, I certainly am now.

"Are you feeling all right?" He asked, laying a hand on her shoulder.

"Much better, thank you. Where am I?" Faith inquired, looking around her for a split second, as that was as long as she could bear to not look at Legolas.

"In Rivendell, my lady." Legolas replied.

"Oh!" She said.

Legolas just smiled.

"Rebecca! Rebecca!" Rebecca Maria groaned as she heard her mother calling her. She tried to hurry and finish reading the chapter...

Legolas bent closer to Faith, looking deep into her eyes, stroking her cheek, lowering his lips to hers...

"Rebecca Maria Elizabeth Carissa Lauren Jennifer! You come here right now!"

Rebecca groaned and shut down her computer, getting up slowly and wishing that she could have just finished reading that single part! She walked out of her room, very miffed, and stalked down the stairs.

A/N: Oh, gosh...this chapter was so hard to write! Ick! Especially all that sappy stuff...gag me! But, hey, the purpose of this story is to prove how DISGUSTING Mary Sues are... even if I die in the process, I shall prove it!

Replies to Reviewers:

Cowgirl4Christ: Yes, it should definitely be burned...especially the part of Rebecca's story in this chapter...but, hey, I'm making it very realistic, aren't I? I have some really good ideas for later chapters...but you'll find out about that eventually.

Lilandriel: I know! Isn't it cheesy? And, believe me, unless you are very brave, never attempt to write one of these...it's painful. :)