Replies:

RoonilWazlib42: Yes, very sad. Even sadder that people actually write this junk and call it a story...

Cowgirl4Christ: Yes, Mary Sues have a way of suddenly possessing wonderful skills, don't they? They can sword fight, shoot a bow and arrow, and still manage to keep their face looking wonderful and fresh in the middle of a battle.

Arndis: Yes, and I just ADORE making fun of it...

BlackRoseOrchid: Naturally, she will be getting flames...Yes, I know she has a very long name; that is also pretty common in MS stories...I type really fast so it's not a problem, and it's actually easier to type it than to copy and paste it(for me, anyway, copying and pasting would take a lot longer); it's REALLY annoying to type it out, I know. Next time, just use 'she' instead of typing her name or initials. I'll know who you're talking about.

Tiffany:(I was going to delete your review, but I decided not to. In case you are still reading, I will reply) You know, I really adore flames. Seriously, I love them, so thank you ever so much for giving me one. It boosts my review count! In reply to your glorious flame:

1.) You must not be very familiar with Mary Sues, if you think that her name is unusual for a main character(Who is, if you didn't know, a Sue) Many Mary Sues have very long names, and as I am making fun of all the MS stories out there, I thought it appropriate.

2.) It might be a bit confusing to people like you, who nitpick and try to find something that could be even a LITTLE confusing in order to flame.

3.) Nothing in this story could ever happen? Have you SEEN any of the MS stories that are out there? Obviously not. And, I'm sure that somewhere there is a poor, pathetic teenage girl like R.M.E.C.L.J, though maybe not with such a long name.

4.) If I could report people for flames, I am sure that there would not be nearly so many members on fanfiction as there are now.

5.) If you don't like it, don't read it.

6.) You call yourself a REVIEWER?

A/N: Can everybody tell that I hate flames:) I feel so sorry for Legolas...goodness! What AM I doing to him? Of course, it's not worse than what the scriptwriter did in the movies: making Legolas a boring state-the-obvious character.

Disclaimer: Quite obviously, I do not own Lord of the Rings. If I did, not only would I be dead and in heaven, I would never have even dreamed of doing this to one of my characters...

Chapter 4

Rebecca raced home after school the next day, ran up to her room, and hurriedly logged onto her computer.

"Oh! More reviews!" She said, utterly and completely delighted.

LegolasLuvver34: oH, GOSH, that chater was soooooooooo romantec! cAN I hav Leggi? PLeez? I luvvvvvvvvv this stori! OMG!

LeggysGurl: This is, lik, a rally gud stori! I, lik, lov it! I wish I was FaITh! u rit romanse so good!

Rebecca Maria sighed happily. She was getting reviews! People liked her story! And she would reply to them, but not today! Not today when she had so little time to accomplish what she needed to do! She rushed to begin the next chapter.

Chapter 3

Legolas Greenleaf sighed happily, looking over at Faith as she walked beside him, her small, white hand held in his. They were walking through the mystical Rivendell gardens for the last time before the Quest began, for they were leaving the next day. The packs were ready, Faith's horse was prepared and resting before the long journey.

Earlier that evening, Faith had come to Legolas, asking him to walk with her. They had now been wandering around for over an hour.

Finally, she spoke.


"I am afraid, Legolas. Afraid of the darkness, of the evil that we carry with us, of what lies ahead."

"But there is no need to be afraid, my love." He soothed. "For everything will turn out all right."

Immediately Faith's fear was swept away by the loving, comforting words. She leaned closer to him; he whispered little loving nothings in her ear. In Elvish, he told her many things, all of which she understood. She smiled happily.

"I would feel better," she whispered, "if you were carrying the Ring instead of the half-ling. Elves are not easily corrupted."

Legolas grinned at her words. "I do not know if that is true. Perhaps it is. But I will trust our little Hobbit friend."

At his words, the very thought of Legolas carrying the Ring instead of Frodo was swept from her mind.

"I will trust him too."

Rebecca sighed as she imagined this romantic encounter. She only wished that she, too, could walk through a romantic Elvish garden with Legolas. She stared at her posters of Orlando Bloom and nearly melted under the gaze, copied through photography though it was.

The next morning, the Fellowship and Faith-

Rebecca Maria frowned at the beginning of the sentence, trying to figure out why it bothered her so much. Then she saw it.

The next morning, Faith and the Fellowship-

Yes, that was much better. Faith should always come first, being the main character, Rebecca told herself.

The next morning, Faith and the Fellowship set off on their journey. Faith rode sidesaddle, a lady to the last, on her horse Sweetness. Legolas walked beside her, occasionally pulling leaves from her beautiful hair.

He said witty things many times, making Faith's merry laugh caress the group, calming their fears and comforting each and every person.

But after a while, the group got quiet, the only sounds the shuffling of feet and hooves, or the rare conference of Aragorn and Gandalf, making a decision on what path they should take.

Faith began singing in Elvish, her clear, sweet soprano entering the hearts of everyone present, though only a few in the group could understand the words. Legolas stared at her the whole time, as when she sang in Elvish her face became the very picture of Elven beauty, glowing as it was.

He took her hand, which was rested on her lap, and kissed it softly. Faith's skin tingled at his touch.

As she ended her beautiful song, it turned out that it was time to camp.

The Hobbits built a fire, Legolas groomed Sweetness, and Faith rolled out her blanket and pillow, lying down on the hard ground. It was going to be a long journey, after all. She turned to look at Legolas. Perhaps it would be a long journey, but Legolas would be with her, always. She smiled to herself.

"Here, miss," said one of the Hobbits, handing her some bread and cheese.

"Why, thank you," She replied, timidly eating. She idly wondered what this journey would do to her figure...what kind of food would they be eating? Now they had fresh supplies, but what would happen when they ran out?

She turned her thoughts to more pleasant things, remembering Rivendell and its beauty. With those very thoughts she dropped off to sleep.

"Oh!" Rebecca Maria squealed happily. This story was so poetic and romantic and it flowed so well!

She turned her gaze to the stack of books on her desk. Geometry, Biology, English, Spanish...so much homework! If only her teachers knew what important things she had to do at home! Surely then they would not assign so much!

She uploaded the new chapter onto Fanfiction, shut off her computer, and eyed the books distastefully. How she hated homework! With an angry little sigh, she flipped open her notebook, found the proper page in her Geometry book, and started in on her homework.

A/N: You know, all this Mary Suish junk is NOT hard to write. All you have to do is think of the sappiest, most disgusting, cheesy romance in the world, fit it into your own scenario, and POOF, there you have it.