Silence

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Baseball games.. I'm going to the Kansas vs. Rangers one. Not sure how fun it'll be, considering it's been nearly a hundred degrees lately.

But.. Eh. It might be fun. Have to look on the bright side of things.. XD

I'm not writing the next chapter until I get eight reviews.. Because I'm evil. And that's how life works sometimes. XDD

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.. And never will.

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"I wonder what's happening to him at this moment.." Hawkeye sighed, looking out the window. "I should've gone over that day, maybe.. Maybe I could've kept him from getting kidnapped.."

"Riza, don't blame yourself." Roy said, walking over to her. She blushed faintly, looking him in the eyes.

Roy leaned in, and then..

"SIR!" Havoc and Fuery yelled, running in.

Roy and Riza hit heads with each other, Roy turned his gaze menacingly at them.

"Yes..?" He hissed.

They looked at each other, gulping.

"Ah.. It's um.. Not important.." Fuery said, inching out of the room.

Havoc saluted, then sprinted off.

Roy rubbed his temples, sighing.

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Wrath neared the cabin, looking around it. It seemed to be empty, but.. He tensed up when he heard yelling from inside.

Cautiously, he walked closer, putting his ear to the door.

"THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!"

Wrath raised his eyebrows. Well.. That was Ed.

"Chibi… Are you sure we should do this?"

Envy's voice.

"Look what you did! Now my hands are sticky!"

Wrath looked at the door, puzzled. What was going on?

"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT, ENVY!"

Again, Ed's voice.

"Why are you so mad, chibi? I'm the one doing all the work." He heard Envy laughing from inside the cabin.

Wrath blushed, listening intently.

"AUGH! WHY'D YOU PUT THAT ON MY FACE!" More of Ed yelling.

Wrath raised his eyebrows.

"Are you sure we're doing this right?" Envy said over Ed yelling.

"Yes! I told you what to do, but you didn't listen-- WAIT! DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!"

Wrath moved away from the cabin, his eyes wide.

"Sorry chibi! How was I supposed to know? Here, let me see.." He heard Envy say, and more of Ed's yells as something seemed to explode in the house.

"Oops… Hah, you're a dirty little shrimp, aren't you?" He heard Envy's voice echo in the house.

"It's your fault!" He heard Ed yell.

Wrath backed from the cabin slowly, clutching his ears. "I've got to get out of here!" He said loudly, tearing off through the woods.

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"Your sure..?" Dante said, her eyes wide.

Wrath nodded. "The cabin, like you told me.. Envy was there with Ed.. And.." His face turned beat red.

"What is it?" Dante asked suspiciously.

He fidgeted a few minutes before whispering something in her ear.

She stared in shock.

"Wha…?" Escaped from her mouth as she stared into space.

"HOW COULD HE BETRAY ME FOR THAT.. That.." She couldn't even finish, Wrath left the room quickly, fearing Dante's wrath. (XD)

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(What really happened)

Ed had laid out on the couch for a few hours, feeling sick. He hadn't eaten in so long.. His fingers were starting to look appetizing.

He quickly lost the thought as Envy slammed the door open, an insane grin on his face. "I got the pancake stuff." He said simply, running off into the kitchen.

Ed followed quickly behind, dieing for any type of food right then.

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"Okay.." Ed mumbled, all the ingredients laid out on the counter. Envy stood behind him, looking confused.

Ed took out a bowl, grabbing the box.

He looked at the back of the box, studying the ingredients.

"Are you sure this is how you make the bread stuff..?" Envy asked, picking up eggs that he'd bought.

"Yes!" Ed snapped, flinching as he read the word 'milk'.

"I'm using water."

"But I bought milk.."

"WATER!" Ed said, pouring it.

Envy stared, as Ed dumped the mixture in, stirring it. "See?" He pointed, as it slowly became a brown looking blob.

Envy looked sick.

"What about this..?" Envy said, dropping starch into the brown liquid.

"THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!"

Envy dropped it, looking sheepish. "Okay.."

Ed picked up a big bag of flour, fiddling with the opening on the bag.

"Chibi… Are you sure we should do this?"

"Yeah.." Ed said, still trying to tear it open.

"Here, let me do it," Envy said, ripping it open as flour moved out everywhere, knocking Ed's hands into the bowl.

"Look what you did! Now my hands are sticky!"

Envy grinned, grabbing Ed's hands. "What's it taste like?" He mumbled, licking Ed's fingers, then a sour look covered his face.

"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT, ENVY!"

Envy coughed a couple of times, looking sick. The blushing chibi stirred in the mass of flour, eyeing Envy.

"Read out what's next, will you?" Ed asked tiredly.

"Umm.. Eggs, flower, and uhm.. No, not like that, here let me see," Envy mumbled, grabbing the eggs, ruffling Ed's hair.

"Knock it off, Envy." Ed hissed angrily.

"Why are you so mad, chibi? I'm the one doing all the work." Envy cackled.

Ed growled, punching Envy's arm. Envy dropped the eggs as Ed looked up at him to make a smart ass remark, eggs splattering across his clothes and shirt.

"AUGH! WHY'D YOU PUT THAT ON MY FACE!" Ed said, backing away, shaking off the egg.

"Are you sure we're doing this right?" Envy asked, putting ginger into the mix, looking at the disgusting batter.

"Yes! I told you what to do, but you didn't listen-- WAIT! DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!"

Ed then snatched the ginger away from Envy, sighing.

"Sorry chibi! How was I supposed to know? Here, let me see.." Envy said, grabbing the sugar, but accidentally knocking the other bag of flour over.

Ed was then covered in flour, coughing up a storm.

"Oops… Hah, you're a dirty little shrimp, aren't you?" Envy laughed, tapping Ed's hair as flour exploded everywhere.

"It's your fault!" Ed yelled angrily.

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(An hour later…)

"Pancakes!" Ed said happily, putting a large plate of them in front of himself.

They were all horribly misshapen and oddly colored, but it was food!

Ed dumped syrup all over them, eating them up in about two minutes.

Envy stared at Ed. He was reluctant to try these.

Prodding them with his fork, he stared at them.

Ed pushed his plate away, lying his head on the table.

He was happy and fed.. And wanted to sleep at the moment.

Envy put syrup on his, tasting them for a second. "They're okay.." He said in-between chews, swallowing.

He put his plate away, yawning.

"Chibi!" He said loudly, pointing at Ed.

Ed was so used to being called Chibi by now, it didn't bother him as much. "Yeah?" He said simply, pulling egg from his hair.

"You do need a bath." He said slyly.

"Yeah.." Ed answered absent-mindedly.

Envy grinned staring at Ed.

Ed looked up, cocking a brow.

Envy walked closer, the sadistic grin still on his face.

Ed backed up, blinking. "What are you..?" He started to say, but Envy grabbed him.

"I know!" He said excited.

Ed pulled away, staring.

"Huh?"

"THE RIVER!" Envy yelled, grabbing Ed once again.

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Stops here… XDD