South Park WWE style!

Cartman- Randy Orton

Stan- Triple H a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsly

Kyle- Shawn Michaels

Kenny- Johnny Cena

Wendy- Stephanie McMahon

Mr. Garrison- Vince McMahon

Mr. Hat- Mr. Money a.k.a. Shane McMahon

Chef- Jerry "The King" Lawyer

I might add more characters later but for now that's it. So no one gets confused Triple H and Stephanie are dating, and Shane is Vince's puppet that he calls Mr. Money.

It was a typical day a South Park Elementary and Mr. McMahon and Mr. Money where teaching their 3rd grade class.

"Randy what is 3 + 3?" Mr. McMahon asked.

"Umm. It's…. NONE OF YOUR BEEZ WAX!" Orton shouted. "Nah na nah nah!"

"Randy!" Shouted Mr. McMahon. "Mr. Money would like you to go to the office!"

"Bad Randy!" Mr. Money said.

"Screw you Mr. Money I'm going home!" Shouted Orton as he left the room.

"Does Orton have to do that every day?" Hunter said to Shawn.

"I guess so dude!" Shawn replied. "So how are you and Steph doing?"

"Umm I don't think I should tell you.." Hunter tried to say as he puked all over his desk.

"Not again Hunter!" Mr. McMahon said. "Are you sure you are ok?"

"I'm fine dude." Replied Hunter. He always puked when he saw or even thought about Steph. He wasn't grossed out by her or anything they where dating and he really liked her. He still got so nervous he would lose it. Especially if she tried to kiss him he threw up every time.

During lunch Hunter decided he should get some help from his friend and school chef "The King".

"Hey King" Said Hunter

"Hello children." King replied

"I need some help" Hunter said sighing "Every time Steph tries to kiss me I puke. What do I do King?"

"Well Hunter let me sing you a song.." King began.

"ofkdjfkd fjkdfkdja kdjfkje.." Johnny said

"What did he say?" King asked Shawn.

"He said oh no king is going to share another sexual experience the other guys won't understand by singing a really stupid song and then something will fall from the sky and kill me." Shawn said looking at John.

A light suddenly fell from the ceiling and landed on John killing him instantly.

"Oh my god! That killed Johnny!" Shawn said.

"You bastard.." Hunter said in an uninterested way. "Ok sing already!" He said impatiently.

"Ok here we go!" King said and then began singing. "Oh when you see a lady.. and want to kiss her. You go over to her and then… I will lay you down darling and we will do it all night long yeah.."

"Damn it King why is Johnny always right!" Hunter exclaimed. "Forget this I will deal with it myself!" Hunter said storming off and dragging Shawn away with him.

Will Hunter finally be able to kiss Steph? Will Orton ever return from the principal's office? Will The King ever think about anything other than sex? Will anyone every clean up Johnny's dead body? You will find out in my next chapter!