South Park WWE Style Chapter 2
Recess has begun and Orton has finally returned for the principal's office. Hunter leaves the others to meet up with Steph while the rest of the boys play football.
"Hey Steph!" Hunter said. He was pale as a ghost but didn't lose his lunch because he didn't eat any.
"Are you ok this time Hunter?" Steph asked looking into his eyes.
"Umm. Hey! I think I am!" Hunter exclaimed finally feeling better.
"Are you ready to kiss me then?" Steph asked him.
"Yeah!" He said as he leaned in to kiss her and then fainted and landed flat on his face.
Hunter woke up in the nurse's office with both Steph and Johnny beside him. Once again Johnny had died and then came back to life with out a scratch. He had always wondered how that happened but he didn't have time to think about that now because he was getting a long lecture about how anorexic people look and feel for the rest of their lives. Afterwards he was taken to the cafeteria and force fed leftovers.
"Don't worry Hunter I will take care of you!" Steph said patting him on the head as he ate. He sighed wondering if he could ever overcome his fear.
Meanwhile in the teachers lounge Mr. McMahon was talking to Mr. Money.
"I'm not gay Mr. Money." Mr. McMahon kept repeating.
"Yeah you are!" Mr. Money said back.
"You know what Mr. Money!" McMahon said raising his voice a bit. "I know what's wrong with me! I am a woman trapped in a man's body! All I have to do is get a sex change! Then I won't be gay! I will be normal"
"Whatever you say." sighed Mr. Money.
Mr. McMahon ran off to get his sex change leaving the students a surprise substitute for a few weeks.
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Who will be the substitute? Will Mr. McMahon really get a sex change? If so what will he look like? Will Hunter find a new way to try and kiss Steph? How does Johnny keep coming back to life? I might tell you in the next chapter!
"Hey Steph!" Hunter said. He was pale as a ghost but didn't lose his lunch because he didn't eat any.
"Are you ok this time Hunter?" Steph asked looking into his eyes.
"Umm. Hey! I think I am!" Hunter exclaimed finally feeling better.
"Are you ready to kiss me then?" Steph asked him.
"Yeah!" He said as he leaned in to kiss her and then fainted and landed flat on his face.
Hunter woke up in the nurse's office with both Steph and Johnny beside him. Once again Johnny had died and then came back to life with out a scratch. He had always wondered how that happened but he didn't have time to think about that now because he was getting a long lecture about how anorexic people look and feel for the rest of their lives. Afterwards he was taken to the cafeteria and force fed leftovers.
"Don't worry Hunter I will take care of you!" Steph said patting him on the head as he ate. He sighed wondering if he could ever overcome his fear.
Meanwhile in the teachers lounge Mr. McMahon was talking to Mr. Money.
"I'm not gay Mr. Money." Mr. McMahon kept repeating.
"Yeah you are!" Mr. Money said back.
"You know what Mr. Money!" McMahon said raising his voice a bit. "I know what's wrong with me! I am a woman trapped in a man's body! All I have to do is get a sex change! Then I won't be gay! I will be normal"
"Whatever you say." sighed Mr. Money.
Mr. McMahon ran off to get his sex change leaving the students a surprise substitute for a few weeks.
-
Who will be the substitute? Will Mr. McMahon really get a sex change? If so what will he look like? Will Hunter find a new way to try and kiss Steph? How does Johnny keep coming back to life? I might tell you in the next chapter!
