New characters:
Mr. Slave- Coach or Mr. Coach Mr. Garrison changes to Ms. Garrison- Mr. McMahon changes to Ms McMahon Butters- Kurt Angle
School is finally over and the boys are getting off the bus. As the bus takes off it runs over Johnny who was still walking in front of it.
"Oh my god! They killed Johnny!" Shawn exclaimed.
"You bastard!" Hunter said. He then sighed heavily.
"You know he will be alive again in a few hours right?" Shawn said laughing at Hunter.
"Duh of coarse I do I'm just upset about Steph"
"Oh aren't you supposed to meet her today like right now dude!" Shawn said beginning to freak out for him.
"Nah.. I canceled." Hunter said looking at the floor. "I keep trying to kiss her and I puke every time. I tried not eating but then I fainted out of hunger instead"
"Hunter is a pussy!" Orton began singing over and over as he ran little circles around Hunter.
"Shut the hell up Orton!" Hunter said getting angry.
"How about you just forget about it dude.. Girls are weird and gross anyways!" Shawn said punching his friend playfully on the arm. "Lets go light cow poop on fire"
"Kick ass!" Orton shouted as they ran toward the cow farm.
Meanwhile they where getting Mr. McMahon ready for surgery. They had taken Mr. Money away and he laid lifelessly on the tray table in Mr. McMahon's room. Mr. McMahon didn't have many family members left so he only had one visitor with him. It was his "special friend" Mr. Coach. Mr. Coach was very strange but he was the one person who understood Mr. McMahon.
"I'm so proud of you McMahon!" Coach said. "I can't believe you are getting a sex change for me"
"I'm not just doing it for you but you are the most important reason I'm going through with it." McMahon said looking into Coach's eyes.
"McMahon its time to go now." The doctor said.
"Okay doc." McMahon said. "I love you Coach!" he said just before he was knocked out and then wheeled into the operating room.
The next day came and all the students sat around waiting for Mr. McMahon. Instead the principal entered and began speaking.
"I'm here to tell you that your teacher Mr. McMahon has went into surgery so"
"What's wrong with him?" Hunter interrupted.
"Umm well there are a lot of things wrong with him Hunter so your substitute will be Mr. Coach"
Mr. Coach came in and waved at the students in a feminine way. "Hi class I'm sure we will have lots of fun together!"
"AHHH!" Orton and Johnny shouted as they ran out of the class room as fast as they could go.
"What's with them?" Coach asked the class. They all stared at him blankly and unable to say a word. "Oh well on with today's lesson."
After a few miserable hours of reading Teen Beat and debating if Johnny Depp is too old to be considered hot by anyone under the age of 25 they headed outside for recess.
"Where did you guys go?" Shawn asked Johnny and Orton when they finally found them on the playground.
"We went to the nurse duh!" Orton said "just looking at that guy made me want to puke! Just like Hunter when tries to kiss Steph"
"Screw you asshole!" Hunter said frowning. "You are just jealous that you will never have a girlfriend"
"Nah uh! All the girls want a piece of my sexiness but girls are icky and I want no part of it!" Orton said shivering.
While Hunter was distracted by Orton being his typical self Kurt Angle went over to talk to Steph.
"Hey" Kurt said.
"Hi" Steph replied. "Do you know why Hunter is avoiding me?" Steph asked.
"No but he isn't good enough for you Steph!" Kurt took her hands and continued speaking "He isn't half the man I am! Dump his sorry ass!" Kurt began kissing her as she tried fighting him away.
"WHAT THE HELL ANGLE!" Hunter said seeing the kiss from the corner of his eye. "Get away from my girlfriend!" He demanded.
"She is my girlfriend now! Muhahahahaha!" Kurt responded.
"No I'm not!" Steph yelled as she slapped the taste out of his mouth. Everyone on the playground turned and watched as Hunter and Steph began beating the crap out of Kurt Angle. Finally Mr. Coach interrupted them and dragged the three of them to the principal's office.
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How much trouble will Hunter and Steph get into for beating up Kurt Angle? Will Orton ever stop being an ass? What will McMahon look like after his surgery? Why the hell is Coach McMahon's love interest? Read my next chapters to find out.