New Character: Mr. Mackey- Teddy Long
South Park WWE Style Chapter 4
Kurt, Hunter and Steph wait for the principal to call their parents and then yell at them uncontrollably. But instead of the principal their guidance councilor Mr. Long comes out of the principals office.
"Let me holla at cha playa's ummkay?" Mr. Long said motioning for them to enter the office. They all entered slowly but relieved it wasn't the principal because the principal was much meaner than Mr. Long could ever be. Stephanie was still shaking a little from the excitement and with out even realizing what he was doing Hunter grabbed her hand. Stephanie and Hunter looked at each other and blushed a deep red.
"Well playa's lets hear the story!" Mr. Long said looking at the bloody and black and blue Kurt first.
"Well Mr. Long I was just minding my own business.." Kurt began.
"NO WAY!" Stephanie interrupted. "He tried kissing me and Hunter is my boyfriend so we got him off of me with our self defense.
"Nuh uh!" Kurt said.
"Yuh ha!" Steph replied.
"Mmmkay.." Mr. Long said. "Well Kurt you can't go around kissing other little boy's girlfriend's, and Hunter and Stephanie you can't just beat up small boy's with out consulting a teacher first ummkay"
"Ummkay.. Uhh I mean okay sir." Hunter said still holding Steph's hand.
"You are free to go playa's" Mr. Long said opening the door for them. The three left quietly and returned to recess.
"McMahon! McMahon! How do you feel?" The doctor asked poking him over and over.
Vince finally woke up and replied.. "Man! I feel like a woman"
"Oh boy!" Said Coach. "Uhh I mean oh girl"
"Hey Coach!" McMahon said. "From now on I want you to call me Linda, and we need to go SHOPPING! I need lots of pretty dresses for when I return to South Park Elementary"
"Ok honey!" Coach said as they left the hospital.
"Hey Hunter!" Stephanie shouted as she ran over to him. It was after school and everyone was just leaving for the buses. "Are you ready to go hang out with me yet?" Steph asked hoping he would say yes.
"Umm.. Yeah I think I am." Hunter said trying not to be sick again. They walked to their favorite romantic hang out which was a lake frozen and covered with snow. Hunter was finally comfortable holding her hand so they held hands the whole way.
Orton, Shawn and Johnny hid behind a bush at the very same lake and watched curiously.
"I'm going to take a picture of Hunter puking on Steph again!" Orton whispered excitedly.
"I think he will kiss her this time!" Shawn whispered back trying to have confidence in his best friend.
"Yeah right!" Orton and Johnny replied.
"Are you ready to kiss me now Hunter?" Steph asked once again hoping he would say yes.
"Yeah!" Hunter said as he wrapped his arms around her. He took a deep breath and finally kissed her. Stephanie's eyes got really big as she yelled "YIPPEE!" Hunter began doing a victory dance and Steph joined in with him.
"What the hell!" Orton said.
"Oh my god he kissed Steph!" Johnny said clearly for once.
"YOU BASTARD!" Orton replied.
"Haha asshole! You owe me ten bucks!" Shawn said to Orton as he did a small victory dance of his own.
"Screw you Shawn I'm going home!" Orton said running away from the others. Shawn chased after him to try and claim his fairly earned ten bucks. Johnny didn't move and continued to watch Steph and Hunter. A few minutes later he was watching them make out in the snow.
"Wow! So this is what porn is like!" Johnny said to himself just before a grizzly bear snuck up behind him and ate his head in one bite.
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Will Hunter get a home run by the end of the night? Will Shawn ever get his ten bucks from Orton? What kind of pretty dresses will Vince.. Opps I mean "Linda" buy? I might tell you in chapter 5!