A/N: Hey, this is an idea I had in my head for a while now. Depending on how many reviews I get and how I feel, I might work on more chapters later on. But this is somewhat like the SNL skit of Celebrity Jeopardy only there's WWE superstars. Please read and review. Thanks.

Part One- Austin, Maria, Eugene

(The scene starts off with Alex Trebek standing in front of a camera.)

Alex: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to our first ever edition of WWE Jeopardy in which three WWE superstars compete against each other. Tonight's guests are Stone Cold Steve Austin, Maria Kanellis and Eugene Dinsmore.

(The camera shows the three superstars enter as the audience applauds politely in the background. Eugene takes the stand closest to Alex Trebek, Maria takes the middle stand and Austin takes the last one.)

Alex: Tonight our categories are Former Presidents, US History, Asia, Shakespeare, World Cities and Animals. Mr. Austin, you have control of the board.

Austin: I'll take Animals for 200, you sonuva bitch. Now someone give me some beer! (Someone tosses a can of beer at Austin, who catches it then proceeds to drink it.)

Alex: Okay, you're clue is this animal is sometimes referred to as man's best friend. (Nobody presses their buzzer for a few seconds then Eugene presses his.) Mr. Dinsmore, what is your answer?

Eugene: Oooh, what is a duck? (Eugene starts jumping for joy and claps his hands at the same time. Maria watches with a smile on her face while Austin finishes another beer.)

Alex: Mr. Dinsmore, that answer is wrong. Mr. Austin or Ms. Kanellis, do you have an answer? (Maria presses her buzzer and Alex looks at her.) Yes, Ms. Kanellis?

Maria: What is an animal?

Alex: No, that is the wrong answer.

Maria: Seriously, what is an animal? I never heard of that word before.

Alex: You have to be kidding me. Yes, Mr. Austin? (Steve presses his buzzer and continues to drink beer.) And please stop drinking beer. We are on camera.

Austin: Shut up you sonuva bitch. If Stone Cold wants to drink beer then he's going to drink beer because Stone Cold said so!

Alex: Well then, let's move on to our next clue. Mr. Austin you have control of the board.

Austin: I'll take Former Presidents for 200.

Alex: He was the first President of the United States. (Looks around and sees Eugene pressing his buzzer) Yes Mr. Dinsmore?

Eugene: Who is Abraham Lincoln? (Jumps around excitedly and claps his hands again)

Alex: No, that is incorrect. Ms. Kanellis or Mr. Austin? (Austin presses his buzzer) Yes Mr. Austin?

Austin: WHAT?

Alex: Yes Mr. Austin?

Austin: WHAT?

Alex: Mr. Austin, are you going to answer the question.

Austin: WHAT?

Alex: Nevermind then. Ms. Kanellis, do you have an answer? (Buzzer rings and Alex looks up.) The correct answer was Who is George Washington. Mr. Austin, you have control of the board again.

Austin: WHAT?

Alex: Very well then. Ms. Kanellis, you have control of the board.

Maria: Ooh Alex, I'll take Asia for 200.

Alex: This nation is known as "the land of the rising sun." (Looks around, sees Eugene jumping around, Maria looking clueless and Austin drinking more beer.) Yes Ms. Kanellis.

Maria: What is Asia?

Alex: I'm sorry that is wrong. Mr. Austin, will you please stop drinking beer?

Austin: Shut up you sonuva bitch. You're pathetic ass can't boss me around because Stone Cold said so! (Austin then runs over to a member of the audience, pulls them up, kicks them in the stomach and gives them a stunner.)

Alex: Mr. Dinsmore, do you have an answer? (Austin presses his buzzer again and Alex looks up at him.) Yes Mr. Austin?

Austin: What is a rattlesnake?

Alex: Dear god you drunk. The correct answer is what is Japan. Ms. Kanellis, you still have control of the board.

Maria: I'll take U.S. History for 200.

Alex: And the clue. This paper was signed on July 4th 1776, officially declaring the United States as an independent nation. Yes Mr. Dinsmore?

Eugene: What is the independence?

Alex: No Mr. Dinsmore, that is wrong. Ms. Kanellis or Mr. Austin do you have an answer. (Eugene starts to cry and Maria goes to comfort him. Austin then rings his buzzer.) Yes Mr. Austin?

Austin: What the hell is wrong with you? Nobody makes him cry like that. You should be ashamed of yourself you sonuva bitch.

Alex: The correct answer was what is the Declaration of Independence. Ms. Kanellis, you have control of the board.

Maria: I refuse to pick until you apologize to Eugene. Right Stone Cold?

Austin: Hell yeah! (Gives Trebek the middle finger)

Alex: Fine, Mr. Dinsmore I'm sorry. (Eugene starts to jump for joy, hugs Maria then goes to hug Stone Cold then hugs Alex) Thank you very much Mr. Dinsmore, Ms. Kanellis, please pick.

Maria: I'll take Asia for 400.

Alex: The cities Beijing and Shanghai are located in this Asian country, coincidentally, it also has the highest population. (Looks around and nobody answers within the time limit.) And the answer was what is China. You know what? The hell with this. Let's just move on to final Jeopardy and your clue is the year 2004.

(Commercial break for a minute or two, return to Jeopardy set.)

Alex: And your clue is this man became President of the United States after a battle. You now have 30 seconds. Good luck. (Music begins to play, camera shows all contestants. Time is up for all contestants.) We start off with Mr. Dinsmore and he writes who is Alex Trebek? No, that is the wrong answer. The right answer is who is George Bush, and his wager is boogers. (Crowd laughs as Eugene jumps excitedly.) Next is Ms. Kanellis and she answers who is blank and her wager is money. Great. Now onto Mr. Austin, he wrote down who is Jericho and his wager is beer. Wonderful. Ladies and gentlemen, I can now officially say all three superstars behind me are ridiculously stupid.

Austin: WHAT?

Alex: Mr. Austin, please be quiet.

Eugene: It doesn't matter what you say! (jumps around again)

Maria: Is this over yet?

Alex: Ladies and gentlemen, this is it for Jeopardy. See you tomorrow with more WWE superstars. (Austin runs up, kicks Trebek in the gut then gives him a stunner.)

Austin: I need more beer dammit! (More beer is tossed at Austin and he drinks it.)

A/N: So what did you think? Please review, I might write more if I get enough reviews!