South Park WWE Style Chapter 5

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Random students in Ms. McMahon's class: Lita and Trish

Orton, Hunter, Shawn and Johnny stood outside waiting for the bus the next morning. Hunter was sharing with the others what had happened the day before.

"Dude there is nothing like kissing a girl!" Hunter exclaimed. "It looks really gross but wow it kicks ass!"

"More like kissing ass!" Orton teased.

"Shut up Orton! I'm serious here!" Hunter replied.

"Seriously on crack!" Orton countered.

"I don't believe I'm going to say this but Orton is right!" Shawn said as his skin turned a pale shade of white. "I figured you would do it but I didn't think you would like it! Don't get me wrong I'm glad you went through with it. Thanks to you I'm ten dollars richer and Orton is ten dollars poorer!"

"Screw off Shawn!" Orton whined because he was still bitter about losing his bet. The bus drove over and interrupted the conversation. They entered dreading another day with Mr. Coach as their substitute teacher.

Little did they know Mr. McMahon was coming back that day but he would appear just a little bit different.

"&&$$#&!" Johnny said as he eyed his new teacher Ms. McMahon. She was wearing a hot pink dress with white polka dots.

"AHHHH!" Orton screamed like a little girl. "My eyes! It burns!" He shouted as he ran out of the class.

"He can be over dramatic sometimes but I can't believe he is once again correct!" Shawn said in shock. Shawn waited for Hunter's reply for a minute and then he realized he wouldn't get it because Hunter was staring and waving at Steph who was talking to her friends about Ms. McMahon on the other side of the room. "EARTH TO HUNTER!" Shawn said shaking his best friend.

"Umm what?" Hunter said finally looking away from Stephanie.

"There is something wrong with you dude!" Shawn yelled storming away and sitting in a seat next to Johnny.

"Ok everyone in your seats." Ms. McMahon said to the class. Hunter realized Shawn was mad even though he didn't understand why so he sat next to Steph and her friends Lita, and Trish. "Today is a special day!" McMahon said. "I am now a woman! If anyone has any questions I am willing to answer them now." Many student's hands went up even Orton raised his hand after being dragged back to class by the principal. "Ok umm Randy! What's your question?" He asked. Many students began giggling knowing how much of a class clown Orton was and how stupid or rude his question was going to be.

"Umm well I just have to know something." Randy began. "Why in hell did you want to be a girl?" He shook feeling very gross just looking at McMahon in the world's ugliest dress.

"Well Randal it's a very adult thing but to put it simply I was made wrong. I was supposed to be a woman but I was born a man." McMahon explained.

"Dude you're on crack!" Orton said closing his eyes and pretending he was elsewhere.

"Randal!" McMahon exclaimed and then taking a deep breath he continued "Any other questions?" No hands remained because Orton had stolen the question everyone wanted to ask. "Ok then lets go on to our next lesson then. Sex ed!"

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What will happen during sex ed? Read the next chapter to find out!