South Park WWE Style Chapter 6
"Yes class you heard me correctly today will be your first ever sex education class!" Ms. McMahon said smiling at the class. The class looked back at her in horror. "It won't be so bad I promise." She said trying to reassure them. "Mr. Long will be taking the boys and I will take the girls."
Mr. Long opened the door and motioned the boys to follow him. They all got up slowly and marched out as though about to be put through painful punishment. Hunter frowned and waved good-bye to Steph. She waved back wishing she could go with him.
The boys entered Mr. Long's office and where told to sit anywhere. There were many couches around which everyone fought over. Hunter tried to sit next to Shawn who pushed him away. So he had no choice but to sit next to Kurt Angle who had just kissed his girlfriend the day before.
"Umm-kay playas!" Mr. Long began. "Does anyone know what sex is?" He looked around seeing only one hand in the air. "Umm-kay Kurt?"
"Sex is when you put your fun parts in a chick!" Kurt said giggling. Hunter wanted to punch Kurt so badly but he knew this time the principal would do the punishing and wouldn't give him a warning like Mr. Long did.
"Well that's correct playa but lets just call it "making love" umm-kay?" Mr. Long said to the boys. They all nodded slowly.
Meanwhile in Ms. McMahon's class she was asking the class what they thought sex was as well.
"Yes Candace-Michelle?" Ms. McMahon said.
"Sex is when a boy ruins your life right?" Candace said nodding.
"No that happens after sex." Ms. McMahon said. "Anyone else?"
Stephanie knew what sex was but she didn't feel like saying it in front of the class. Her friends had their hands raised even though most of them had no clue.
"Ok Lita do you know?" Ms. McMahon asked.
"Sex is something you keep away from your husband to punish him right!" Lita said feeling very confident she was right because she heard her parents talking about it all the time.
"Well many people do that but it's not its main purpose. Does anyone know what the point of sex is?"
"To make a baby." Stephanie finally shouted out.
"We raise our hand here Steph but you are very correct that is very good!" Ms. McMahon said winking at her. "A man and a women have sex so they can make a baby." Ms. McMahon started explaining. Stephanie sighed to herself and started daydreaming. Her parents had already given her the same talk when she told them she was dating Hunter. She didn't understand why everyone was so worried about it she wasn't even old enough to get pregnant yet. She started thinking about Hunter again and then she fell asleep on her desk.
"Steph. Steph! Wake up it is time for lunch!" Trish said shaking her.
"Oh. Wow! What did I miss?" Steph asked looking at her friends Lita and Trish.
"Nothing really." Trish replied.
"Yeah she just said it's totally normal to start bleeding from your crotch!" Lita added.
"Oh and to always use protection!" Trish countered.
"Its like rubber armor!" Lita replied. "So bad ass!"
"Whatever you say!" Steph said smiling at them.
"Steph!" Hunter exclaimed running over to her. He gave her a quick hug and then began to talk. "Oh my god I'm so glad that is over!" He whined. "I had to sit next to Kurt freakin' Angle and he started talking about "fun parts" and then he had the nerve to ask if I had "knocked up Steph" and I'm what in the hell is that? I should have kicked his ass."
"Aww that's sweet baby but you don't have to do that." Steph said smiling at him. "We already got that done yesterday!"
"True" Hunter replied as he put his arm around her.
"Lets get out of here!" Lita said to Trish as they ran away from the couple.
"What's with them?" Hunter asked Steph.
"No clue!" Steph said taking his hand and heading to the lunchroom.
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Will Steph and Hunter ever figure out why their friends are mad at them? Will Kurt Angle get himself in more trouble with the dominant couple? I might tell you in the next chapter.