Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Naruto series.

Title: A New Life

Series: Naruto

Rating: M for now, mild swearing etc.

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance, Humour, Horror, Tragedy, Supernatural, Fantasy, etc. (pretty much all)

Summary: Author gets sucked into Naruto universe, AU, OOC, HinaNaru.

Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, shikatem, LeeTen, KurKak, well if I ever GET to the romance…

Legends:

''blah blah'' usually talk

''blah blah'' Thinking

''Blah Blah'' Demon talk

''Blah Blah'' Demon thinking

New scene

A/N: I would need a Beta Reader for this story, my spellings and such may be bad, so help.

I was rolling around in my sleep and my cell phone started ringing, I turned it of and prepared for another day at school, I went an took a shower and eat something, I walked up the stair to sit in front of the computer and start reading a Naruto story named '10 Bowls of Ramen', as I looked at the clock I had to go, 08:28 bus goes in 2 minutes, I grabbed my jacket and backpack running out of the door.

I took a small break and started jogging so I could get into the bus, I paid a dollar, and sat down with a girl from my class, I was half sleeping when the girl poked me, and I walked of the bus and continued up to the school

I threw my back pack in to the class room and slumped down in the sofa, I woke when my teacher poked me, damn, I walked into the class room and greeted the teacher, I had to write something so I pulled out my laptop and began writing, suddenly I felt something hot burning all over my skin, then I fainted.

I heard some talking ''he has an high chakra level'' it was a girl ''and he have an ANBU tattoo'' an lazy voice said, ''But it's just looks like he is 8'' the woman voice said ''But look, he is untrained, and couldn't hide his chakra'' I moaned ''awww, owie'' I tried to sit up but failed extremely ''He is waking, but how a bout the weird spiralling tattoo going down his arms and legs.

''shh'' the old man said ''he is waking up.

''w-where am I'' I said looking puzzled around, I saw the old man with an white hat with the kanji for fire written on it ''you're the sadaime, the third hokage, the professor, the sensei to the sannins'' I said I looked at the woman ''and your anko, Orochimaru first test subject to the cursed seal''.

I saw an orange book reading Itcha Itcha paradise Volume 2 ''And your Kakashi an teacher who failed every student you had, your and closet pervert reading Ichia Ichia Paradise and has the famous Sharingan an gift from your best friend Obito Uchia, you have copied over 1000 moves and have the infamous Raikiri better known as Chidori'' I almost yelled ''You know much and you have some seals looking like tattoos and an ANBU tattoo'' Sandaime said while sucking his pipe blowing out smoke I started coffing since I was sure this was a dream I wanted to now how to mold chakra ''I want to start tat the ninja academy'' there where silence.

''You have the chakra level to compare with an ANBU leader'' I started to laugh I started to do hand seals to the great fire ball ''katon: gouuka no Jutsu'' I breathed inn lots of air an blowed out a lot of smoke ''aaaaaaah'' I almost suffocated until I was felling someone do the Heimlich manoeuvre on me ''Okay, lets send him to the academy, he didn't even do the right hand seals and his control was terrible'' I fainted, used to much chakra, even thought I had chakra to measure an strong ANBU captain I seems to have the worst chakra control ever, like I suddenly had tons of chakra never learning how to use it.

Next day I heard the bird chirping I pulled of my cover and took on my cloths I saw that I still was inn the ninja world I put on a new black outfit, with loads of Orange on, and some fingerless gloves, there where an bag full of shurikens and Kunais I smiled as I walked to the academy.

That was the prologue, and I really need a Beat Reader, 'cause my grammar sucks.

So to those who want to help me the review?

Naruto: Where am I?

Me: I don't now, hasn't any plan for you yet.

Kyuubi: Am I on a killing rampage?

Me: Yes if t makes you happy then!