Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Naruto series.

Title: A New Life

Series: Naruto

Rating: M for now, mild swearing etc.

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance, Humour, Horror, Tragedy, Supernatural, Fantasy, etc. (pretty much all)

Summary: Author gets sucked into Naruto universe, AU, OOC, HinaNaru.

Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, shikatem, LeeTen, KurKak, well if I ever GET to the romance…

Legends:

"blah blah" usually talk

"blah blah" Thinking

"Blah Blah" Demon talk

"Blah Blah" Demon thinking

New scene

NOTICE: 2 all readers I give je a cookie.

NOTICE2: I got short chapters…

The Training

"Okay, now I shall give you the Graviga seal" Juubi said, smiling with a hint of glee.

"Uhmm, Graviga seal, you make the gravity stronger or something?" I asked a bit confused.

"Yes, it's a simple 7 seal order," the ten tail said offhandedly.

I just shrugged.

"Hehehe, I gonna make him regret me training him," Juubi thought evilly.

I looked at him, "Why was he staring at me like that?" I wondered.

"FUUJIN: GRAVIAGA SEAL!" yelled Juubi out with 2 fingers burning in a green flame, he touched my forehead and it burned under my skin, I flinched from the pain. Suddenly I felt the gravity increase, and as I said earlier, I'm pretty weak, I felt my legs buckle under the pressure. "Was 4 times gravity to much?" the demon asked.

With Naruto.

"Okay, this is the Graviga seal, and I shall put it on you my kit," said Kyuubi. Naruto who still was confused just let the green flame hit his forehead, "ITAI!" he yelled rubbing the burn mark.

The vessel dropped to the ground like a ton of brick; he tried getting balanced by crawling up a tree, when he was up, at the same time as me Kyuubi. He was also some kind of Bunshin. "The gravity is only 10 times stronger now" Kyuubi said like it was nothing.

And at the same time you could hear "Serei/Naruto, 100 sit ups, 100 push ups, 100 crunches, hundred punches with each arm, 100 kicks with each leg and 100 Etc. etc. etc.

100 sit ups wasn't that bad, 100 push ups where a bit tiring, 100 crunches started to kill my back, I can't feel my arms or legs, Etc. I thinks I'm gonna die, etc. I am really going to die, etc. I died. "Hey Naruto? Naruto!" Kyuubi chirped out happily after torturing Naruto "Maybe I shall poke him with a stick until he wakes up," Kyuubi said happily.

When training was finally done, and since I found it boring writing that ill do the famous time jump no jutsu until a month before graduation

"Serei?"

"Yes?"

"It seems that your gonna absorb 200 pints of my chakra."

"What!"

"There's nothing I can do, that freeing seal was only temporary."

"Yes, and?"

"Your chakra control gonna suck today." I groaned.

"Serei, pay attention!" Iruka yelled a vain hammering in his temple.

"Okay, Iruka-sensei."

I looked at Naruto who sat there with that big grin of his

"I need to graduate," I muttered low.

"This time the exams will contain Genin and taijutsu, and also weapon"

I smiled, I was good at taijutsu and even if I was good at Ninjutsu I preferred taijutsu instead.

I watched as everyone graduated smiling briefly with their head protector.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" I heard. I saw Naruto walk into the room, after 10 minutes he came out supporting a head band.

"Serei it's your turn!" Naruto bellowed, I walked in and stood in the middle of the room.

"Serei, do a Bunshin," Iruka said. I focused my chakra and with a puff of smoke 5 dead clones was on the floor. My face fell, was my control that bad?

"Do a Henge of the Hokage." This I knew I could do, my transformations where famous.

"HEEEEEENGE!" I shouted.

"Uhmm, Serei, this was bad," Mizuki said.

I looked at my self, I had transformed into well, I don't really know what, but something.

"Throw a Kunai at that blink," Iruka said. I just pulled out my Kunai throwing it as hard as I could

"WHAAT?" I bellowed. I saw I missed my target, but almost hitting Iruka.

"YOU FAIL!" Iruka bellowed.

Damn, I need longer chapters….

Well they will get longer (I hope)

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Naruto: uhmm, okay… KANSHIBARE NO JUTSU.

Sasuke: freezes

Naruto, shut up please.

Sasuke: shill shisashi, shill shisashi, shill shisashi, shill shisashi, shill shisashi, ETC.

Kyuubi: MAKE THE MADNESS STOPP.

Hintata: uhmm…. Well… naruto-kun… i… I… wonders… uhm… if.. uhm.. Blush i..i…i… could he-help you…

Naruto: yes, you're a Hyuuga and you can do the knockout thingy.

Readers: Uhmm, WTF.

Me: uhmm, Sasuke, where is the nice doctor with the white coat.

Readers: Yeah, and you have left your pillowed room.

Sasuke: mutters about killing itachi

Naruto: Review please…

Naruto: Then I will kill Sasuke of.

Hinata: Knocks out sasuke.

Naruto: nice one hinata glomps her

Hinata: faint

Naruto, Hinate… Hintaaaaaaataaa. Wake up….

Uhm, okay..

Note: Whatever happened to make me write this shall be destroyed.