a/n: heyas! finally, the long awaited humour drabble! just to let you know, this drabble will contain RoyEd. Accept it, enjoi it, and move on!

Diclaimer: In know way do I own Fullmetal Alchemist. But, what are birthdays for?

Roy walked through the Central compound. He was a man with a mission. A good looking man, if he did say so himself. And he did, quite often.

The Fullmetal Infant had sent him an urgent message, asking for a meeting right away. Of course, the Colonel had complied right away, arranging for a meeting in the Fullmetal Ant's dorm room. Ed was his responsibility after all. If anything happened to Ed (gulp) there would be hell to pay on his part from the higher-ups.

Roy entered Ed's room without even bothering to knock. Rude, some would say. Others would call it efficent. He was greeted by the sounds of soft, feathery breaths coming at steady intervals. in other words; the Fullmetal Shrimp was asleep.

Roy made his way over to Ed's bedside and looked down at the blonde. He was curled up, and an almost angelic look was on his face. Funny, Roy had always expected the Fullmetal One to drool and snore. In his metal hand, Ed clutched onto a note.

Roy gently eased the crumpled paper out of Ed's vice-like grip, careful not to rip it. This must be what Ed wanted to talk to him about. Ed smiled in his sleep, and so did Roy. He leaned down and lightly kissed Ed on the forehead, smiling wider as he pulled away. Roy walked over to the sink and filled a large pot to the brim with cold water, now smirking as he dumped it all over the blonde.

Edward awaoke with a shout, flinging both of his arms as he was jerked out of whatever dream he was having. He looked wildly around, and his angered gaze fell on Roy. "What the hell--"

Roy grinned and placed a finger on Ed's lips. "Now now Fullmetal, have you ever heard that when someone likes someone, they bully them?" He pulled back his finger, delighted by the blush, and the look of confusion on the smaller teen's face. He gave Ed a tumbs-up, and turned on his heel and walked away, smirking as he hummed to himself.

a/n: how was it? rviews are much appreciated!

important, please read: im posting a fanfic/quiz thingy on quizilla! Yay! It's an InuYasha/FMA crossover, and we all love those! If you read it, mesage mr OR review one of my stories here. Thanks so very much to all of my readers/reviews! I appriciate everything you've done for me.

Reviewer Responses:

kinokokichigai:Oh, I'm sure your brain isn't all that bad! And why use a stick...When you can use a baseball bat?

Always Smiling: Thank you for all of the reviews, they brighten up my day! I did like the last one, but why Hughes? (sob) Yes, I do enjoy comedies as well, I admit.

Flamara Cat Eyes: (nods) physics are evil, THEY SHALL DIE ALONG WITH ENVY! (stabs dancing little palm tree) THIS IS FOR ED AND HUGHES! (sniffles and hands you a tissue)