Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Naruto series.
Title: A New Life
Series: Naruto
Rating: M for now, mild swearing etc.
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance, Humour, Horror, Tragedy, Supernatural, Fantasy, etc. (pretty much all)
Summary: Author gets sucked into Naruto universe, AU, OOC, HinaNaru.
Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, shikatem, LeeTen, KurKak, well if I ever GET to the romance…
Legends:
"blah blah" usually talk
/blah blah/ Thinking
"Blah Blah" Demon talk
/Blah Blah/ Demon thinking
New scene
He sat there with a sad look in hi eyes.
Tears were threatening to break his mask.
"Naruto," I said as I put my hand in his shoulder.
"Ill meet you later, business." It hurt my heart to leave my dear brother; I disappeared and jumped to the forest.
"Juubi, the jutsu, the Copy Scroll, what are the hand seals?" I asked.
/They are complicated, I'll do them, and the chakra, that scroll is important, it contains Kinjutsus only you can use, and some Naruto can use./ I smiled and sat down.
I waited till dawn and saw Naruto train; he read the scroll and complained about Bunshins.
When he turned his back away from the scroll I took it, my hands started doing hand seals and mold chakra "Copy Scroll No jutsu," I whispered out… I breathed, I could feel my chakra draining and molding into a blue version of the scroll. Some wind picked up around it, looking like a tornado. I thought of the Rasengan, and I remembered the 3 steps… but I couldn't practise it yet…
Suddenly the chakra dissipated an exact copy of the scroll stood shining with all its glory. I took it up and put it on my back.
I got the old scroll back to Naruto some how and disappeared.
I felt I was being watched. I knew it was Sarutobi-sama, I ejected and blinding amount of chakra and uses a Doton to get under ground.
I stopped in front of my house and jumped out of the ground, I felt much drained, but I had to hide the scroll. I got in and put it under my bed and collapsed on top of it. I felt my chakra slowly regenerating, so I rolled over and fell asleep in my clothes. I pulled out my forehead protector out of my pocket, and fell a sleep.
NEXT DAY
"SEEEEREEEEEEEEEEI, ITS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING!" I heard Naruto yell. I grinned wide as I saw his forehead protector, we took some ramen with us and walked towards the academy as he told me his story, I could only smile as I adjusted his forehead protector. He didn't use his mask all the time now. I could only hope that the future is light.
LATER THAT DAY
Team Seven, Naruto, Sasuke, Serei"
Team Eight, Ino Shikamaru and Choji"
Team Nine, Oc, Oc and Oc"
Team Ten, Hinata, Shino and Kiba" Iruka finished.
"Naruto where on the same team!" I exclaimed, but I was thinking.
'Naruto, the tank, the decoy, the front line. Sasuke, the Fire master, the killer, the avenger. Me, healer, strategizer, and fighter,' I had lots of chakra, and good control, but I had to be the medical, I loved my smarts.
"Where is or teacher!" Naruto bellowed for the umpteenth time.
"Naruto, lets give him a surprise," he smiled, I pulled out a Senboon and some steal thread, I made the senboon to a hook, and watched Naruto make some trap like a water bucket with Pink Permanent colour, and some kunai shurikens and a smoke bomb to blind him, it may be a bit deadly but any High Level Chunnin would survive.
Then I heard the sliding of the door, the starting of Hello, and a splash, I heard the smoke bomb and the shurikens fly, I threw my hook at him fishing for his Come Come Paradise Volume III.
I took it and hide it away. I smiled, I caught him of guard.
I watched my pink sensei say, while holding loads of kunais and shurikens, "I Don't like you, meet me at the roof." He disappeared, so I picked up my tools and put them in my pouch.
AT THE ROOF
"Introduce your selves," Kakashi drawled lazily. "What shall we say, Sensei?" Naruto asked, grinning brightly. "Your likes, dislike, hobbies, and dreams." He did give Sasuke a glance, he glared angrily "Why can't you introduce yourself first?" Sasuke demanded.
"Well, my name is Hatake Kakashi. I like some things, and don't like some other things… I have hobbies." I couldn't resist the urge to role my eyes. "You, the brown haired one," his voice snapped me out of my daze. "I am Uzumaki Kengen no Serei. I like my brother, training, reading, weapons, healing, ramen, and learning new Jutsus. I dislike…Snakes, peoples who betray others and wait 3 minutes for finishing the Instant Ramen. My Hobbies… training and such. Dream…" There was silent, they waited for my dreams, but I didn't have any.
"You Blondie!" "I am Uzumaki Naruto, I like Ramen, my brother, learning Jutsu and training. I dislike peoples who glare at me with a cold look, or people who thinks they're better then others," glancing over at Sasuke, "My hobbies are training and eating Ramen, and my dream… is to become better then all other Hokages." The last Statement hung in the air, "Like they would have a dobe for Hokage!" Sasuke almost spat out.
"Black hair!" Kakashi said stopping the fight before it started.
"I am Uchiha Sasuke; I like some things, and dislike many things. My hobbies are training and getting strong, and I got a dream... more of an ambition, to kill that man." You could frankly feel the hatred when he said that last line.
"Okay, meet me at training ground seven, you'll meet there 6 PM for a survival test, and don't eat, you'll just puke." He grinned like always pulling out his orange book.
At last done, I thought I would never be done with this chapter, but luckily this is my longest chapter yet, cause I noticed that they where… said plainly. Short, like Naruto only shorter.
But anyway, now ill find a funny end…
Bush: It's ME, George W Bush.
Naruto: Not him again.
Gai: Maybe he goes away if we Ignore him.
GaiClone/Mini-Gai/Lee: YOSH, LETS INGORE HIM WITH OUR YOUTHFULL POWERS.
Gai: LEE
GaiClone/Mini-Gai/Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Gai: LEE
GaiClone/Mini-Gai/Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Gai: LEE
GaiClone/Mini-Gai/Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Gai: LEE
GaiClone/Mini-Gai/Lee: GAI-SENSEI
Me: Continue or I'll make Hell feel like a week in paradise.
Gais: Swallow
Kakashi: You Said Something.
Naruto: Shut up Kakashi sensei or I'll call you Ero-sensei.
Me: Feh.
Sasuke: That's my line.
Me: Meh.
Kyuubi: Lets Scare some one Naruto.
Naruto: Why not.
Kyuubi: Let's dance… TAAAAAAANGO.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kyuubi: Laugh like a Demon Fox
Naruto: What Kyuubi did.
Everyone: Runs away with bleeding eyes
Okay, next chapter will be out this year
Kyuubi: Yeah, and review .
Me: And if you shall flame, then don't, if you gonna flame say WHAT is bad, not like, grammars or story line, or anything like, Not an Original Idea, You want and Original idea, write your won story.
But Please review.
Ja Ne.
