Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Naruto series.
Title: A New Life
Series: Naruto
Rating: M for now, mild swearing etc.
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance, Humour, Horror, Tragedy, Supernatural, Fantasy, etc. (pretty much all)
Summary: Author gets sucked into Naruto universe, AU, OOC, HinaNaru.
Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, shikatem, LeeTen, KurKak, well if I ever GET to the romance…
Legends:
"blah blah" usually talk
/blah blah/ Thinking
"Blah Blah" Demon talk
/Blah Blah/ Demon thinking
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"Wooooooooooooooow, dude taz sooome biiiig place" Serei said, as they walked out of the area they arrived from…
"I would 'NOT' be the one to cut that grass" Naruto said
"Ano, shall we eat" and slightly blushing Hinata said.
Serei and Naruto turned around, and Hinata got a greater blush and looked down at the ground.
"Ano, gomen n.", "FOOD, YAY HINATA'S RICE BALLS . " Naruto practically shouted right into Serie's left ear, making it bleed.
"errr, bro… Your ear is bleeding"
Serei twitched, "yes… You know why"
"No?"
"Your shrill voice destroyed my ears"
/How long will it take to repair/
"About 12 hours, the ear is delicate"
/Okay, thanks/
"KAKASHI-SENSEI" Naruto once again screamed. Luckily Serei did the instant teleportation behind Hinata, or maybe a long distance Kawirami with a grass straw, "Hinata-chaaaan, TT", "Ano, Serei-kun… Naruto-kun" still as red as ever.
"Where is Kakashi?" Serei asked.
"Uhmm, Hinata-Chan, can you use your Byakugan to find Kakashi?"
"Hai! Byakugan!" and veins spread around her eyes.
"He is located in the centre, Serei-kun"
"Thanks Hinata-chan," our author in this universe said, and glomped onto Hinata.
Hinata was tomato red.
Then, a sentence that made Hinata red as a tomato, fly into her ear.
"Naruto. He likes you, show your womanly side and stand proud, and he will kiss you."
Hinata smiled until the echo of the last line jumped around inside her head.
"And he will kiss you, Kiss you, KISS YOU!"
And then Hinata screamed out in embarrassment and smacked her head into Serie's, which flew to the centre of the 'lil' garden, right on top of Kakashi, while Hinata just fainted.
"Uhmm, ano…" Naruto muttered.
He blushed slightly, as he laid Hinata on his back, her female part pressing a wee to hard against his shoulder, making him redder, for each second, he took hold of her legs, and secured her, and jumped away.
-A wee bit later-
As Naruto appeared for Serie's eyes, Hinata was still not awake.
He stood up and walked over to Naruto, and poked his cheeks.
"Hey, Naruto, have you done anything perverted with Hinata-chan?"
Naruto was blinding red and splutters out "I am not a pervert like Kakashi-sensei!"
"Uhhm… Naruto, Hinata is not breathing."
"OH NO, SHE'S DEAD!"
"FAST NARUTO GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH!" I half screamed half laughed.
Naruto is a guy with nill and nothing medical knowledge.
He took hold of her nose, leaned her head back. And took a deep breath /I can do this, I can do this/.
"Naruto, shall I do it?" Serei asked teasing more.
"No, no, I'll do it."
With another deep breath, he went down, and did the mouth to mouth,
-Hinata POV-
/mmh, what is this pleasant taste, I'd better check/
I stuck my tongue out and took hold of something.
/Naruto-kun/ I moaned slightly, what a nice dream.
I depend the kiss, and took hold of his head/Naruto, you're moving too much/ I thought.
I opened my eyes, and saw Naruto there, and suddenly Inner-Hinata awoke.
/Come on; grab his ass/ my inner darker self said.
I blushed deeply, dropped the hold of his head, and lowered them onto his buttocks.
I felt them, and moaned slightly, I could feel my heatening blush, and groped hard. And the warmness of Naruto disappeared.
/what a nice dream/ I opened my eyes, and heard laughter, I turned my head to the left, and there was Serei-kun laughing his head off, I turned my head to the right, and saw Naruto lying there, my hands still on his ass, he was as red as me, and had some lip stick around his mouth.
/I… I… I… K…kissed… Naruto-kun/ I thought, and desperately hoped this was a dream, but at the same, not.
(A/N: Yeah Hinata never really wears lip stick, maybe it was blood? But not really but we can believe Hinata was just TESTING out lip stick maybe it was lip gloss, hmm who knows)
-At Night-
As Kakashi returned, everyone was wondering where Kakashi had been.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Naruto screamed in half anger through the cold night air, the voice echoing off the rock walls.
"Oh, hi Naruto, I have been scouting the area, and the nin is here somewhere."
"Okay."
"Anyway let's put up camp here."
While they put up the camp Kakashi was in deep thought.
/I can still feel the lingering chakra of Kyuubi, and another one a stronger one but that chakra was still here and it felt like Serei's chakra, this is weird/
"Okay, since we have nothing to do let's train."
"Since this will be a pretty strong nin I have put up a training exercise," Kakashi said stopping to take a breath.
"We will be training your element, and will increase your strength to at least maybe mine if we had the time, but you will at least be stronger then Iruka-sensei, ne."
He grabbed after something in his pouch pulled out some papers.
"This papers shows what element you control best or your nature of element."
"If it crumples it's lightning, if gets cuts in half it's wind, if it burns you're fire, if it gets wet it's water, and if it becomes dust you're earth. This exercise is more for Serei and Naruto, but you Hinata, I will train personally."
"Now Serei, Naruto make a Kage Bunshin." They did a hand seal and a clone appeared next to them, "Now your clones are gonna follow my clone to behind that rock." (It's better to use clone and clones instead of Bunshin, at least when not naming the technique. I've found this out and it's easier to use this method.)
The clones went behind the rock
"Lets play Jan Ken Po" Kakashi clone said.
"Jan"
"Ken"
"Poo"
Kakashi hold a rock while Naruto had scissors and Serei paper.
"Looks like everyone won, now dispel the clones."
Back a camp
"Wow, we where playing jan ken po and everyone won, right Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Yes, this means that if you do 300 pushes with 2 clones, you dispel them and you got 3 times the work. Since elemental jutsu are a major part of everyone well, so I got a scroll of 3 B class element jutsus of each element, so take a paper and mold some chakra into it."
The each took one, Naruto's paper was sliced in half, Hinata's got wet, but Serei's…
Nothing happened.
"K... Kakashi-sensei, does this mean I haven't got any element?"
He nodded.
"Oh well, I always preferred Genjutsu," Serei said and started to laugh.
/No elements/
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Okay that's one chapter
NOW, the next chapter will be called, Training begins, I think D
Next update will be a story a crossover if anyones interested.
So, Ja ne.