"Perverts"
You love them, but hate them more!
We meet our favorite heroes at their humble abode being their mature selves respecting each others privacy and… WAIT ONE DAMN SECOND, BORING!
YOU, YA YOU THE READER DON'T YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY LAME STORY. WELL GOOD FOR YOU, YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE. THANK GOD THIS IS NOT THE STORY MY STORY IS REALLY DIRTY AND DIGUSTING NOT MENTION THE MALE SONIC CHARACTERS NOW WERE CLOTHES; YAAA CAUSE NOW WE DON'T WONDER OF HOW THE HELL THEY WILL BECOME FATHERS. WELL LETS START WITH THE 2 IDIOTS OF THE HOUSE OTTO AND CHARMY IN CHARMY'S ROOM…
Charmy and Otto were playing "out of cash visa card" by sliding the card down each other's back. Otto was repeatedly sliding it down Charmy's back.
Charmy: Access Denied, Access Denied, Access Denied, GOD DAMN IT I SAID ACCESS DENIED! HOW MANY FUCKEN TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!
Otto: ok, ok my turn.
Krystal then walked in, turned her head to see Charmy and Otto doing idiotic shit.
Krystal: what the hell are you fagets doing?
Otto: we are playing " out of cash visa card "
Krystal: again?
Charmy: yep.
Otto: so why did you come up here for any ways?
Krystal well I came here to tell you guys that our uniforms came in the mail.
Otto & Charmy: SWEET!
They ran right past Krystal so fast that they left scorch marks.
In the living room…
Shadow: ok on the count of 3 open your boxes. Ready? 1
Everyone was already taking out his or her uniforms.
Shadow: why do I even bother?
Sonic: just open your shit and shut up!
Shadow: fine
Amy; sweet check this out, I'm a waitress for Outback Steak House
Sonic: cool
Knux: I'm the new D.J. for KIIS FM form Monday thru Wednesday 11:00 am to 4:00 pm, my name is "Knux Rox"
Otto: killer
Sonic: ya well I'm the DJ for Club Weed! SO HA!
Knux: shut the hell up fucker.
Sonic: Make me Bastard
Knux: you asked for it
Everyone else: here we go again!
Knuckles and Sonic began wrestling on the floor and kept calling each other names
Sonic: you are such a bastard
Knux: really? Tell me more you fucken wuss!
Sonic: aright I will!
Amy then bashed their heads with her piko-piko hammer. Everyone looked at her, shocked.
Amy: WHAT? They were getting annoying!
Krystal; True, very true.
Otto: so Krystal where do you work?
Krystal: I work from 8:00am to 6:00pm at the music shop downtown.
Amy: sweet!
Shadow: Rouge where is your uniform?
Rouge: don't need one
Otto: really! Where do you work?
Rouge: I'm a stripper at Sonic's club
Sonic: SWEET, ouch, all right dread-locked freak it's on!
Krystal; so, Shadow where do you work
Shadow: …
Krystal: Shadow?
Shadow: I really want to burn this!
Krystal: what?
Shadow: nothing
Charmy the sooped in and grabbed his box out of his hand.
Charmy: let me see!
Shadow; NO! GIVE THAT BACK!
Charmy: NEVER! (He is now wearing war paint on his face and now has a mullet)
Charmy then opens the box and pulls out a ballerina costume with a pink tutu
Charmy: what the hell, hahahahaha
Sonic: dude that is just hilarious!
Otto: oh crap, that is my stuff
Everyone looks at him.
Knux: Otto…where do work?
Otto: oh that is easy I'm the new main man in the ballet the "Nut Cracker"
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Otto: I'll show you one of my moves
Otto began to spin around and around and then he kick Knuckles in the area below the belt
Knux: oh crud
Otto: that is why my nickname is The Nut Cracker