Advent Children: As Told By Yazoo
By Scitzo and Psycho
Chapter 2: Leaving For Midgar
A/N: Thanks to Jessica, xxKitsuneTenshixx, Redhead Turk, delavega, Lady Lilliana, FuschiaFinn, Anonymous Laughter, Ryu the youkai, Neo-Nebula for reviews. I love you guys and if I forgot anyone I'm sorry! Please review!
A/N2: I am sorry for this chapter I don't know if any of you are fond of the color Pink, if you are please replace pink with any color you feel is evil.
Leaving for Midgar take 1
Amidst much chaos and general mayhem it seemed as if the three brothers were ready to depart.
Until…
"Uh…guys…" When Loz said I knew the craziness was about to begin
"What?" Kadaj and I said
"I forgot to wear underwear this morning." Loz confessed sheepishly
"What the!" Kadaj and I said in unison. The next thing I knew I was shivering involuntarily at the thought of my brother without his boxers on. Or was it briefs? I'd never really cared to check. Either way it was still a very discomforting thought.
"Okay" conceded Kadaj "…But be quick about it!"
I could tell something was getting to Kadaj. It could have been Mother. Nah. It must have been his breakfast. I've told him several times: sugar puffs swimming in chocolate milk and a glass of soda, is definitely NOT a part of a balanced breakfast.
15 minutes later…
"My God Loz! It can't take this long to put on a pair of underwear!" I shouted
From inside the giant shell house that Kadaj had deemed our base. I could hear Loz rummaging around "I'm looking for my lucky underwear! You know the ones with the pink bunnies and rainbows on 'im."
Kadaj and I were thinking the same thing. He has lucky underwear!
Later after Loz emerged wearing underwear, or at least I hope he was. As to if they were his 'lucky' ones or not I didn't really want to know.
Leaving for Midgar take 2
Well… after that little distraction we were ready to go until I reached into my bag and found that something very important was missing.
"STOP!"
"What Now!" said Kadaj irritably
"What's a matter Yazoo? Did you forget wear underwear too?" said Loz
"No you idiot!' I almost forgot my hair ties."
"Can't you just live without them? We're only going to gone a week." Said Loz
"No I can't!" I yelled "Do you have any idea how much my hair tangles if I don't put it back at night?" I asked rhetorically. I guess it's true what thy say, what gives you pleasure gives you pain.
"Hurry Up!" shouted Kadaj, I think mother was yelling in his ear at this point.
I ran inside and found my ring of hair ties. I got back to my bike as fast as I could I didn't want to see Kadaj get any more upset. I am very proud of my collection, I have hair ties every color of the rainbow except pink. Pink is evil.
Leaving for Midgar take 3
Finally we were read to go. The bikes roared to life and we sped off. I watched as the trees passed by and kinda lost track of things until I noticed that there should have been two bikes in front of me but there was only one…"HEY! LOZ SLOW DOWN WE LOST KADAJ!" I shouted trying to be heard over the sound of the engine.
So Loz and I doubled back to the shell house, and got there in just in time to see Kadaj come out. He had this look on his face that says My Pet Hamster Just Died but he doesn't have a hamster so it had to be something else. Kadaj held up a threadbare teddy bear. "I almost forgot Mr. Fuzzy…" he said. At that moment I wanted to walk back into the kitchen and take a skillet nap.
"Whatever let's go."
Later outside Midgar… Finally
"Hey Kadaj, is that were big brother lives?" I asked
"Yeah."
"Do think he'll be happy to see us?" I asked again my voice hopeful
But as if he read my mind he said, "Not a chance, and he's not going to let you ride his Fenir either."
I looked down at my seat but I heard Loz say "Don't cry Yazoo."
"But Mother's with him?" it was more of a statement than a question."
"Maybe not." said Kadaj
I heard Loz start to whine "Don't cry Loz."
"Look! He's coming!" said Kadaj
Kadaj nodded his head, Loz and I knew what that meant Get Him!
End of chapter 2
A/N3: next chapter is the bike chase but I not good at writing action scenes. So ideas on how to write it would be most helpful. See you soon!