tsukiraven: Hullo there all! I am here to bring you all another update!
Roy Mustang: What did you do to deserve this?
tsukiraven: Gasp! Could it be that you are--
Roy Mustang: Why yes! I am the Flame Alchemist, Colonel Roy Mustang! (one of those wierd tooth sparkle things)
Random group of fangirls: He's so charming!
tsukiraven: --shrugs-- I was gonna say useless, but okay...
Useless: Hey! Grrrr...
Maes Hughes: It's okay Roy! We all have bad days! I know what will cheer you up... --hold up Elysia pictures--
tsukiraven and Useless: NooOOOOOooooOOO!
Maes Hughes: Yup! --goofy smile-- I have volumes 1 through 17!
Useless: Oh Dear God... (to tsukiraven) Quick! You! Start the drabble!
tsukiraven: Huh? Oh! Right!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any characters displayed herein.
Note: This chapter has big spoilers for the second FMA game, and slight shonen-ai!
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Okay! Take three... beginning of chapter three... and action!
Ed: Okay, for this you owe me one.
Roy: --shivers-- The thought of me owing you one gives me shivers. What is it you want?
Ed: (evil grin) That's my Colonel! I-- Ugh. I can't do this!
Director: What's wrong Edward?
Ed: I don't like saying that line! It makes me sound... creepy... like I'm attracted to Mustang or something!
Roy: --pouts-- So you're not? That's hurtful, Ed... (sniff, tear)
Ed: Ack!
Director: Well... Edward, you're supposed to seem diabolical here... Like you're trying to get inside the Colonel's head. So, just do the best to can, kay?
Ed: --grumbles-- Fine.
Beginning of Chapter three, take four, ACTION!
Ed: (seductively) That's my Colonel...
Roy: --falls over with nosebleed-- Oh god...
Ed: Damn it, I can't work like this! I'll be in my trailer! --walks away--
Dircetor: Ugh... I need an asprin... Hey, can someone get Roy to the medics?
: Of course! Taking people to the infirmary has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
Roy: OH...not him, anyone but him!
Armstrong: Come now, Colonel Roy Mustang! --picks Roy up-- A nosebleed, hm? Have you been having impure thoughts about someone?
Roy: Just kill me now...
Hughes: Ha.. poor Roy, I'll go visit him later! (to director) Hey! Do you wanna see the newest edition of the Elysia photo-album? Huh, do ya!
Director: They don't pay me enough...
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a/n: Sorry, this is a short crap drabble to hold you in between the good stuff. Ed really does say that line, and it scares me! Although... heh... kinda funny.
Reviewer Responses:
kinokokichigai: Of course... Greed is ULTIMATE at everything! Jiraiya is the King of all perverts! Kakashi is both a pervert and a nosebleed combo! --sends love--
Always Smiling: Yeah... I was planning to wait for the whold season to come out on dvd. I tape them all as they air. I'll prolly end up getting the dvd anyway!
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