a/n: Hey guys! I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in a while, but here I am..I shall update until I can update no more! Or, at least this one chappie.

Ed: You fools! All of you! This is what you get for encouraging her!

Roy: Yes, the last chapter didn't have me in such a pleasant light.

Kakashi, Iruka, and Naruto: We agree.

tsukiraven: But... But I liked that one!

Roy: I didn't. At all. In fact, alot of the stuff you write makes me look... less than desirable.

tsukiraven: You wanna see desirable... Fine, I'll show you damn desirable! (thinks: God... I'm screaming at fictional characters! What have I become!)

Iruka: We're your muses. We're back from Jamaica. We are not fictional, thank you very much.

Naruto: Yeah... muses... NOW GET TO WORK, YOU LAZY HACK!

Al: I'm sure that he means "Please enjoi writing the next chapter," Miss Raven.

tsukiraven: --bangs head on table-- What did I do to deseve this!

Kakashi: You ate too much food last night, a nasty combination of Shogun, soda, water, and chocolate cake. Plus, you ate everything you could in lunch to spite that girl who said you would get fat if you ate it all. You may not have gained anything, but now you're sick. Good job!

tsukiraven: --cries-- It was just so good!

Iruka: There there. Naruto gets that way with Ramen.

Naruto, tsukiraven, and Ed: Ramen! Where!

Iruka: --sighs-- In any case, Miss Raven does not own any of the characters portrayed in theis fiction, nor in the omake, which is what you are reading.

tsukiraven: Lies! Why do you spout such lies!

Al: And now onto the chapter!

Warning: Spoilers! --sniff--

Chapter title: The Sin of Lust

Roy Mustang was beautiful. And he loved being beautiful. He was attractive, he could sing, and he was supposedly infalliable in battle. His opponents feared him, and his subordanents feared him. All except one.

Contrary to popular belief, Roy Mustang had two weaknesses. Just two. He was a womanizer, completely and totally. One woman in particular always caught his eyes. Riza Hawkeye.

Sure, he had dated other women. Okay, he had dated lots of other women. But, none of them ever turned out to be important enough for him to even call after the first date.

And that caused alot of broken hearts. Some women had actually been foolish enough to believe that they were anything more to Roy than a way to pass the time. No, that wasn't entirely it. He wasn't trying to pass the time, simply trying to replace Riza in his heart. How distasteful. Yet, every women said yes to him when asked out. Hah. As if they could refuse.

Roy Mustang felt some sympathy that he was using all of these women just to replace a Riza-induced hole in his heart, but not enough to stop serial dating. Why couldn't he be like Hughes? He settled down with the love of his life, and they had a child. A wonderful life, the pictures alone proved that. It simply wasn't fair.

But, to balance the previous statement, Hughes was loved. Equally as simply, Roy was not. Sure Roy was adorded. Probably even obsessed over. But he wasn't loved. Given the choice between love and fear, Hughes had chosen love. And look where that had landed him. A coffin in a six foot deep hole. Roy had chosen fear. And look where that had gotten him. Absolutely nowhere.

God, he wished he had his best friend back. Someone to go drinking with, someone to pal around with, just someone to be there and listen to him rant about how much he loved Riza, loved her so much sometimes it became to much and he thought he may explode with all of it. Just, Hughes would have known what to do. He always knew what to do.

A soft knock on his door. Roy sighed, his thoughts still swirling around inside his head. "Come in."

And then she entered. Riza Hawkeye, a bandaid on her left cheek, walked calmly into his office. Her crimson eyes scanned the room and settled on Roy, as she approached the front of his desk. Stopping a few inches away, she saluted. "Colonel, I'm back from Bord'wan."

"Yes? How was it?" Riza... I have something to tell you...

"Unremarkable, sir. Only one small riot, and it was cleared out quickly. I don't honestly think that the people there will revolt any time soon."

"Well, that's good news. And you're report?" I love you. With all of my heart and soul. Riza, why can't you see it?

"I can have it done by tomorrow sir. Is that all?"

"Well, if you want we could go out for coffee to discuss it." Please say yes. Please say yes...

Her eyes softened. "I'm sorry, sir. I'll have to decline."

"Ah. I see. Until tomorrow then." And so, he continued to lust.

tsukiraven: Cha, I liked that one! Yeah!--high fives Naruto--

Reviewer Responses:

sashsa: Thank you! I almost died when that part came up in the game.

kiori: Thanks, I really love writing this series. It's so much fun. Glad you liked it!

Always Smiling: You should, it's a really good game. You can equip Al to fight with cats!

kinokokichigai: Super nosebleed festival! Yeah! I wanna go! Lesse... Jiraiya is in charge of events... Kakashi in the dunking booth... and Greed selling tickets... That could be the greatest event ever! --insert smiley face here--

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