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Warning: malexmale relationship

"What. The fuck. Is that?" Iba pointed at the ugliest thing he had ever seen, sitting innocently on Shuuhei's desk.

"Hmm? It's a scarf, for Yumi. It's his birthday you know." Shuuhei stuck his nose in the air. It wasn't like he never got his lover anything, what was the big deal?

"Where did you get that? It's hideous, he's gonna kill you if you give it to him."

"Is not. I made it, a kid in fourth division showed me how." Maybe it wasn't perfect, but Yumichika would like it. He hoped. "Anyways, I got a backup, those chocolates he likes so much."

"You're gonna need it, you must have picked on that kid or something, cause that is truly ugly." Iba snorted and laughed. "I'm sticking around to see the look on his face."

"Yeah? Well, watch away then. He's gonna love it." the ninth division vice-captain bragged and waved at his pretty boyfriend. "Yumi!"

The gorgeous man came running, flying through th air to land in his lover's lap, kissing him enthusiastically. Iba stared, 'Tongues do that? And he lets him out of bed?'

"You, uh, like it?"

Bright eyes looked back at him, "Like what?"

"Ayasekawa, Shuuhei got you a birthday present. He made it." He sang the last part, mocking his friend mercilessly. Might as well set him up for a bigger fall than he already had waiting.

Yumichika turned to gaze admiringly at his seat, "You did? Where is it?" Shuuhei blushed and glared t his friend before handing the scarf over. He fidgeted while Yumi looked at it, turning it over and examining it closely. "Oh, it's nice." He had no idea what it was supposed to be, but a little lie wouldn't hurt, right?

"I, uh, got you chocolates too."

"Oh, thank you! They're so beautiful!" He squirmed around. "You deserve a present too, come home?" Shuuhei blushed but stood obligingly.

Iba watched them go, 'Now that is love. I think I feel sick.'