Hey! Did you miss me! I love you guys! You really liked it! *cries* OH MY
GAWD, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *sniffle* I'm
OK.. *glomp* I love you all! *suffocates readers* What have I done!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Giant mallet comes from nowhere) *WHAM!*
I'm Ok.*fall*
Recorded voice- I do not own Inuyasha or comp. But that will ALL change. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *COUGH HACK*! Ouch.
The Dark Kitsune
Chapter 3
*~*~*~*~*
The group walked along in the forest. Kirei and Shippo were playing on Kirara, having a lot of healthy wholesome fun, but learning at the same time from Kirara.
"So.Kiwawa-sensei, if.Miwoku.touches.Sango, we mutilate him, right?" Kirei asked, grinning. Shippo grew a sweat drop at the sudden boost in her vocabulary and change in the halted speech.
"Mew."
"OK!" Kirei said. All of the sudden.
"AIIEEEEEEEE!" Sango screamed. Everybody looked at Miroku. He grew nervous.
"It wasn't me! I swe-" Miroku said, when suddenly Kirei jumped out and bit his leg. "AH! GIANT FLEA! (SWEAT DROP) GETITOFFGETITOFFGET IT OFF!" Everyone sweatdropped. Kirara started looking in the other direction, thinking ' Oh what a lovely blade of grass'. Shippo followed suit.
~*~*~*~*~
Later, Kagome stitched Miroku's leg back on. The whole time, he had a cross and holy water in his hand, watching Kirei. Kirara was explaining to her that she needed to go easy on him. 'After all, he's just a human.' Kirara said. "Oh." Kirei said. 'But Sango looked really proud of me.' Kirei thought. Then, Sango picked her up and sat her on her lap.
"Hey, Kirei. How are you? Are you hungry? I have some candy here you might like? Or maybe a massage? Or maybe these adoption papers, so you can become my daughter/guard dog? Then again, you may be tired so you can rest." Sango said, over sweetly. She then started petting Kirei. She was giving Miroku a triumphant/malicious stare. Sango took out a piece of paper. She wrote down something and then passed it to Miroku, smiling kindly.
'Maybe she's going to say sorry, and that she'll kill that thing, and that she loves me!' Miroku thought as he opened the paper. 'Hmmm. Dear Miroku. It started with dear! YAY! Ahem.
Dear Miroku.
NEXT TIME EXPECT NO MERCY. I'll be telling her to aim a bit north, and it won't be just a leg you'll be missing! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Your dearest Sango.'
Miroku grew cold as the most peculiar feeling washed over him. He looked over to Sango, She was grinning at him, and at that moment a lightning bolt flashed in the sky, illuminating her features. Miroku gulped and squeaked, "Yes ma'am."
Immediately, the sky cleared and her face went back to normal. "That's nice." Inuyasha and Kagome, who had been watching the exchange, promptly backed away from both of them. Kirei, who had woken up, looked at Sango. She hopped off and went to Shippo, who comforted her. Kirara also went to comfort Kirei.
"Well, then, shall we go to the next village then?" Kagome said. Little did the group know, that for miles around, all the groping perverts felt a chill going up their body. Naraku, once again, had been hiding himself behind a tree near Sango and Miroku and had been planning to take both of them out. He was frozen in his tracks. 'Such power..' He thought.
~*~*~*~*~
Gawd, that was pointless. There really was no point! I just felt like writing that. Maybe this way, Miroku will ask to marry Sango, instead of feeling her up. Good idea! *pats self on back*
The next chapter may actually have a point. Or not. Who knows? Oh well. If everybody seems OOC here, I did that on purpose. Lol.
Recorded voice- I do not own Inuyasha or comp. But that will ALL change. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *COUGH HACK*! Ouch.
The Dark Kitsune
Chapter 3
*~*~*~*~*
The group walked along in the forest. Kirei and Shippo were playing on Kirara, having a lot of healthy wholesome fun, but learning at the same time from Kirara.
"So.Kiwawa-sensei, if.Miwoku.touches.Sango, we mutilate him, right?" Kirei asked, grinning. Shippo grew a sweat drop at the sudden boost in her vocabulary and change in the halted speech.
"Mew."
"OK!" Kirei said. All of the sudden.
"AIIEEEEEEEE!" Sango screamed. Everybody looked at Miroku. He grew nervous.
"It wasn't me! I swe-" Miroku said, when suddenly Kirei jumped out and bit his leg. "AH! GIANT FLEA! (SWEAT DROP) GETITOFFGETITOFFGET IT OFF!" Everyone sweatdropped. Kirara started looking in the other direction, thinking ' Oh what a lovely blade of grass'. Shippo followed suit.
~*~*~*~*~
Later, Kagome stitched Miroku's leg back on. The whole time, he had a cross and holy water in his hand, watching Kirei. Kirara was explaining to her that she needed to go easy on him. 'After all, he's just a human.' Kirara said. "Oh." Kirei said. 'But Sango looked really proud of me.' Kirei thought. Then, Sango picked her up and sat her on her lap.
"Hey, Kirei. How are you? Are you hungry? I have some candy here you might like? Or maybe a massage? Or maybe these adoption papers, so you can become my daughter/guard dog? Then again, you may be tired so you can rest." Sango said, over sweetly. She then started petting Kirei. She was giving Miroku a triumphant/malicious stare. Sango took out a piece of paper. She wrote down something and then passed it to Miroku, smiling kindly.
'Maybe she's going to say sorry, and that she'll kill that thing, and that she loves me!' Miroku thought as he opened the paper. 'Hmmm. Dear Miroku. It started with dear! YAY! Ahem.
Dear Miroku.
NEXT TIME EXPECT NO MERCY. I'll be telling her to aim a bit north, and it won't be just a leg you'll be missing! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Your dearest Sango.'
Miroku grew cold as the most peculiar feeling washed over him. He looked over to Sango, She was grinning at him, and at that moment a lightning bolt flashed in the sky, illuminating her features. Miroku gulped and squeaked, "Yes ma'am."
Immediately, the sky cleared and her face went back to normal. "That's nice." Inuyasha and Kagome, who had been watching the exchange, promptly backed away from both of them. Kirei, who had woken up, looked at Sango. She hopped off and went to Shippo, who comforted her. Kirara also went to comfort Kirei.
"Well, then, shall we go to the next village then?" Kagome said. Little did the group know, that for miles around, all the groping perverts felt a chill going up their body. Naraku, once again, had been hiding himself behind a tree near Sango and Miroku and had been planning to take both of them out. He was frozen in his tracks. 'Such power..' He thought.
~*~*~*~*~
Gawd, that was pointless. There really was no point! I just felt like writing that. Maybe this way, Miroku will ask to marry Sango, instead of feeling her up. Good idea! *pats self on back*
The next chapter may actually have a point. Or not. Who knows? Oh well. If everybody seems OOC here, I did that on purpose. Lol.